I will be in Raleigh, North Carolina this Friday, June 5th for the opening reception of NEW STUFF, a three person show with Isaac Lin, Tony Coleman & me! At LUMP Gallery, 505 S. Blount Street! If you live within 700 miles of Raleigh, please come to the opening reception and say hi!

I’m telling jokes at Johnny Brenda’s in beautiful Philadelphia Tuesday May 26th.

Tonight May 1st!

Friday Night April 24th come to SPACE 1026 for the New Thingz comedy show! New jokes for FREE! Doors 7:30 Comedy 8PM Jokes by: Kyle Harris Dan Linton Jake Symbol Liam Paris Jacob Marcinek Joe Bell Teddy Hanson & me! SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Philadelphia

Tony drawing Nico & Andy. Come by SPACE 1026 tomorrow and get drawn by Tony! Sat April 18th at SPACE 1026! 3 events! 1 afternoon! FREE! 1p-2p Music with Stiff Curls 2p-3:30 Live portrait drawings by Tony Coleman 3:30-5p Woodley White t-shirt fashion show SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Phila

This Saturday April 18th at SPACE 1026! 3 events! 1 afternoon! FREE! 1pm - 2pm Live set from Stiff Curls 2pm - 3:30 Live portrait drawings by Tony Coleman 3:30 - 5pm The Woodley White giant paper t-shirt fashion show SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Philadelphia

Here I am as the character Gunbo from the House Of Guns movie trilogy. Come see me as Gunbo in one of my favorite projects that I have ever made! This Friday April 10th only at PhilaMOCA! House Of Guns: The Gunslinger’s Ball PhilaMOCA 531 N. 12th St. Philadelphia April 10th Doors 7:30 Show 8:00

Come see one of my favorite projects that I have been working on for 5 years with my friends Matt, Jacquie & Rose. This Fri. April 10th only at PhilaMOCA ! We do not put these videos on youtube. House Of Guns: The Gunslinger’s Ball PhilaMOCA 531 N. 12th St. Phila. April 10th Doors 7:30 Show 8pm

Remember: at a sporting event, when the national anthem is playing, you STAND and remove your hat. And/or find the weakest person near you, take all of money out of their wallet and give it to the richest person in your section.

The group art show I curated opens tonight at SPACE 1026! Opening Reception, Friday April 3rd, 6PM - 10PM Zotz! April 3rd - 25th, 2026 SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad Street Philadelphia Image by Dwayne Boone See you there!

Coming to SPACE 1026, Zotz! A group show featuring art by: Tony Coleman Lena Kolb Bill Thelen Annson Conaway Mark Rice Woodley White Eva Killinger Jess Parke Lance Simmons Isaac Lin Bill Nace Mel Kadel Dwayne Boone Andrew Jeffrey Wright Zotz! Opening Reception, Friday April 3rd, 6PM - 10PM

I spend a lot of my time drawing, but do not worry, I would never neclect my acting career. Check out this trailer for the movie event of the year! Then come see the screening April 10th only at PhilaMOCA. youtu.be/AGpRJj5F0pA?...

Art joke party tonight! I’m telling jokes! FREE!

The books I read this year. I think I did pretty good.

I’m telling jokes tonight at Tattooed Moms! Free show!

The 12 Songs Of Christmas: Song 12 youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Come to the SPACE 1026 annual art auction TONIGHT DEC. 12th and bid on this drawing by me! There will be tons of other art to bid on too! The Face Of Tomorrow - permanent marker ink on paper - 2025 Friday, December 12th Doors 6pm Auction 7pm SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad Philadelphia

Tonight! The New Thingz comedy show at SPACE 1026. It’s FREE! New Thingz doors 7:30 comedy 8:00 SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Philadelphia

I wrote new jokes! Come to the New Thingz comedy show at SPACE 1026 this Monday December 8th to hear them Also new jokes by a ton of other comedians. It’s FREE! New Thingz doors 7:30 comedy 8:00 SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Philadelphia

Tonight! At Jerry’s On Front, 2341 N. Front Street, Philadelphia! Stiff Curls!

Time to preorder the Labs With Abs 2026 Calendar! If you want to preorder a calendar DM me. Thank you!

Hey Philly! I’m helping Jaither West sell his paintings on the sidewalk at Rittenhouse Square Park TODAY! October 26th. 12:30 PM. Come get one to four paintings!

Hello Philly! I’m helping Jaither West sell his paintings on the sidewalk at Rittenhouse Square Park this Sunday, October 26th. 9:30 AM - 12:30 PM. Each of his paintings are like 9 paintings in 1 painting! Come by and say hi and buy!

I’m helping Jaither West sell his paintings on the sidewalk at Rittenhouse Square Park this Sunday, October 26th. 9:30 AM - 12:30 PM. Come get one to four paintings!

My art friends Tara and Tony are in a 3 person show in Philly that opens Saturday August 16th. Come check it out! OUT OF LINE Tara Booth, Tim Lahan & Tony Coleman Aug. 16th - Sept. 27th James Oliver Gallery 723 Chestnut St., 2nd fl. Philadelphia Opening Reception: Sat. Aug. 16th, 6-9PM

I finished reading my first book of 2025, Beastie Boys Book. Yes it has a lot of photos in it, but it has waaaay more words and it’s over 500 pages! Which of the other four books pictured should I read next?

LL Cool J for Mayor of Philly!

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

Happy 4th Of July

Today May 24th! Jaither and I are here at Rittenhouse Square Park, Locust & 18th Street selling his paintings. Paintings so good and so affordable! We here until 1:30 pm. P.S. If you are interested in any of Jaither’s paintings, DM me.

Hey Philadelphia! Tomorrow, Saturday May 24th, 10:30am to 1:30pm at Rittenhouse Square Park, I will be hanging out with artist Jaither West and helping him sell his paintings. Come and get actual real paintings, acrylics and oils. Bring your around the town money and walk away with a painting!

Hey Philly! This Sat. May 24th, 10:30am to 1:30pm, I will be in Rittenhouse Square Park helping artist Jaither West sell his paintings. Come and get actual real paintings, not a print out or a poster, real paintings that you totally can afford. Believe it.

Today and tomorrow are the last chances to see CRACK OPEN THE SPACE EGG! The Final Open Gallery Hours: Today, Friday April 25th - 2:30 to 5pm Tomorrow, Saturday April 26th - 12:00 to 2pm CRACK OPEN THE SPACE EGG April 4 - April 26, 2025 SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Phila.

Open Gallery Hours This Week For The Art Show I Curated: Friday April 18th - 4pm to 7pm Saturday April 19th - 2pm to 5pm CRACK OPEN THE SPACE EGG April 4 - April 26, 2025 SPACE 1026 844 N. Broad St. Philadelphia Come on by!

Comedians doing new jokes for FREE! At SPACE 1026, 844 N. Broad St., Philadelphia.