I guess Robert Kraft won’t get his happy ending tonight.

I thought every “good” American was supposed to watching the other halftime show.

The director of Melania movie

For no particular reason. youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...

Is Ben Johnson fundamentally opposed to taking a lead before the 4th quarter?

@lisaguerrero.bsky.social I hate to say this but, as I’m a Bears fan, you’re going to have to be my frenemy for a week. #GoBears

What do 28-3 and 21-3 have in common?

I would also like to announce my retirement from professional boxing.

The sale of chisels and jackhammers in January of 2029 will pull this country out of whatever economic hole this idiot has us in then.

He is an absolutely vile piece of shit.

Probably not the best idea for a Thanksgiving cake.

This team is going to take years off my life. #Bears

Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

@sarahspain.com You might get to add to your pet family soon. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

How big of a payoff is Trump going to demand before he pardons the Thanksgiving turkey?

Fucking pig

For the love of everything good and holy, he is giving Republicans the easiest off ramp ever and they can’t find the exit.

I’m not sure this is the best design for a wine bottle holder.

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Milwaukee sports radio following a Packers’ loss is better than any form of entertainment.

One more year of being runner up.

This is in a county that Hirocheeto won by 25 points.

This was a touchdown.

Happy Halloween.

Since he is so cognitively superior, maybe we could do a pay-per-view of him taking a citizenship test. Tell him he can keep the money if he passes.

Congrats on the little Dick.

We’re about 6 months away from this popping up on the White House lawn.

This seems to be quite appropriate for this weekend. youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...

Normally, spooky season would begin today but it started in January this year.

I thought that Hegseth speech sounded familiar. @diedrichbader.bsky.social

JFC. This is such an unserious country led by the stupidest of the stupid.

Aside from simply being incredibly stupid, Kirk wouldn’t have been able to point out Lake County on a map if you gave him multiple chances.

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

It’s after midnight. When does all this rapturing start?

If vaginal dryness were a photo.

"Hello, 9-1-1? I'd like to report a listening to women problem."

Rose Garden Club. JFC. Just call it the Epstein Memorial Pedio.

Cold oatmeal is more intelligent than this absolute clown. First of all normal homes don’t have sprinkler systems. Even if they did, the demand for water would have reduced the pressure to a trickle. You’d have more luck trying to spit the fire out.

Lawn darts killed 3 people and they got banned.

He isn’t even smart enough to be an idiot.

Who did this?

If you count defunding research, the only war Trump has ended is the one on cancer.

It’s been chalked back in.

The people claiming that we’d lose our history if statues were torn down are now insisting that museums be sanitized so their feelings aren’t hurt. Seems a little inconsistent to me.