“U got a problem, no problem I’ll send the addy gladly”. - Cam

Is this how Elon sounds all the time? The richest person in the world can’t put together a coherent sentence?

The time to retire will come whether you prepare or not. Today’s choices will determine tomorrow’s meals.

Chickens for KFC

The wind works in mysterious ways

A Palestinian thinking trump is the lesser evil was not on my bingo card. Ah well. Can’t save ppl from themselves.

Aging in dog years

Similar to “The 100” but not as good

Nope. I’m too petty. I’m bout to show you I can be everything you think I am and more

Eggs damn near tripled in price, we pissed off all our allies, and inflation is on its way back. Do u know how hard it is to piss off a Canadian?!

Before: “But what about Gaza?!” Now: Gaza bout to not exist soon

ITS ONLY BEEN 15 DAYS

I can’t wait for the babies being born now to grow up and learn about trump in school and come home and find out their trash ass parents voted for this

Recess

I can always reach the top shelf and clear a path in a crowd

Anything but 5 8s

Meanwhile…diabetes: Jk lol. My pre workout is a snickers sometimes

This. It makes no sense. You make time for what’s important to you

Good morning to everyone except chiefs fans

Beef, chicken, and eggs all expensive as hell now. I didn’t have vegans winning the inflation war on my 2025 bingo card

It’s a feature not a bug

I am still shook that people literally voted for this

Me vs the market today

Any lawyers on #blacksky Can we start suing companies like hooters for not employing males as server staff?

Executive produced by Dick Wolf

EMT

I’m always right and I don’t sugarcoat

I only want the Eagles to win so they will refuse to visit the White House.

nice guys get friend zoned

sl seems angry this morning. tf is going on

Wym? We still got 3 more weeks of Jan left …at least that’s what it feels like

Making fun of newbies trying <<< Making fun of trainers having them try dumb shit >>>

Nah. It’s not like she got off the boat. We all going down with the ship together

Not sure if this was intentional or the “,” is missing. Wildly different meanings tho lol

Man that diagonal top left to bottom right is classic tv. Animaniacs gets the honorable mention

Top tier skeet 😂

Generalizations help no one

Why is my “party” cooperating?! Can y’all please be a selfish toddler for the next 4 years like they do every time!

"Where you see wrong or inequality or injustice, speak out, because this is your country. This is your democracy. Make it. Protect it. Pass it on." THURGOOD MARSHALL 1908 - 1993 #ManQuoteMonday

Stolen from IG but I needed to see this today. Maybe y’all did too.

Why tf am I seeing baller alert post their bs here too. Is there no safe space away from that brain rot nonsense they post 24/7?

Story of my life

Don’t tell us, tell him

Damn as soon as I finally decide to get on ANOTHER social media, shit gets weird in the one section of the internet I thought would be chill

Lattimore might be washed

Bruh Lattimore is bad

Play better 23. Plain and simple. Play better.