Avoiding searching transjugular for my own sanity

Walking around with a defective liver is so funny bc people take one look at you and immediately Know

I need to stop looking at pictures of biopsy needles bc the biopsy part isn’t even scary to me it’s.. That

googled what this means and ok yeah it makes sense why they looked at me crazy when i asked when i could leave

me getting new updates on test results and just seeing abnormal next to every single one

Apparently if you want to lose weight quick you just have to get body tried to kill me disease

woohoo guess who has an autoimmune disorder 🙃 adulting isn’t fun anymore

me watching the Olympics from my hospital bed: yeah I could totally do that

This is like my 25th? Idk I lost count, tube of blood in the last 24 hours.. why is nosferatu so interested in me

A funeral would’ve been cheaper than this damn hospital stay

So. Liver is fucked but we don’t know why 😀

so uhhh hypothetical question but if i am experiencing every symptom of Your Liver Is Fucked how concerned should I be

mo calman geal🤍

Biggest lie in corporate history: we aren’t laying anyone off 🙃🙃🙃🙃

missed rsvp 😭 but by the looks of it the event will be a mess as per usual….

I need one of those fake gay email jobs

Maybe this year will be the one I finally hang my bulletin board so I can pin all my christmas cards to it 🥴

Born to fangirl forced to work 😔

I hate buying women’s clothing because why is one medium shirt too big for me and the other one is like squeezing myself into a sausage casing???

😌

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 3am, taking a quiz to find out which vegetable I am:

soup and bread are wives

@dannnniiii.bsky.social happy birthday!! Hope it was out of this world

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Let’s all take a moment to be thankful for the things that are truly important in life… mashed potatoes and scalloped potatoes and potatoes au gratin and tater tots and baked potatoes and sweet potatoes and also family or whatever idk

She had this entire ham bone cleaned in about 4 minutes 💀

Feeling like perfect alien abduction weather tonight 🥴

Tickets are supposed to be on sale now but just keep telling me not active 😒

Debating if gold tickets for Landcon are worth the extra money or not 😵‍💫

Tea to end the night (morning?) 🏞️

Night shift is super chill 10/10 recommend

So who wants to carpool to Austin 👉🏻👈🏻

Oh my god??

Now why did 28 years later make me cry 😭 goddamn zombie movie got me in my feelings

🎂 It's #ScienceSocks 6th anniversary! 🥳 Celebrate with me by raising money for #STEM! 🤑 For the next 48h I will donate: * 20% of sales on sciencesocks.co#ScienceSocks👈 * $1 per repost Get a head start on #holiday shopping 😎 Please like, repost and let's party🕺💃 🔭🐡🧪🎨#bsnm

happy 1 year 🥳

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

God bless my new job for having Fridays off

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Night one of attempting to readjust my sleep schedule to night shift hours

Hey y’all I finally got a new job 🎉 it’s been.. a while since I worked nights so if anyone has a sure fire way to stay awake until I adjust 💀

Me: why is my acid reflux so bad Also me: has eaten spicy chicken nuggets for dinner every day for the past week

Happy Birthday Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp Fraser 🤎 The Queen of Outlander. The best female character ever 👑

Every time I walk to the park and forget my turtle snacks I feel like such a disgrace

(snorting a line of love and appreciation for my friends) oh fuck now that's the good shit

Going to be crying over baby Claire for the next 3-5 business days

this was just *chefs kiss*

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