Wake up babe new seaside just dropped!!

What are the chances my new grey hairs will revert back to normal once I leave the stress of this job 💀

Just a little reminder 🩷🩷

I feel like maybe today isn’t the day we should be playing party in the usa on the radio but that’s just me 💀

Who wants to chip in on another etsy witch with me

My grandfather used to say: “Wasps get mean in autumn because they know their time is nearly done.” Certain people are like that, too…

Keep in mind that....

It’s finally gorgeous open the window weather (87° instead of 97°)

We are living in a dystopian hellscape.. I finally got an interview and it’s not even with a person it’s an AI bot 🫩

@jenniferrose.bsky.social happy birthday 🥳

Damn pick a season already we can’t keep going back and forth

Is this even legal for a job application…

I absolutely need this bumper sticker but not where I live 💀

This Cave of Giant Crystals (selenite) is located 980ft underground in Naica, Mexico.

Wish I could do the same

A bald eagle going into defense mode when she spots a predator circling her nest.

People (me) who frequently buy international snacks are suffering rn 🥲 the orange fuck is ruining everything

Apparently learning about the Civil Rights movement is "inappropriate." www.upworthy.com/parents-comp...

Grocery total went from $173 to $54 with my coupons. Feeling like I won the lottery rn 😎

Ate an entire milka bar in one sitting and kind of regretting life rn

this guy has just. not stopped trying to get my number. and now he’s throwing a fit about it.

Haven’t eaten today, didn’t sleep, blood pressure 160/90 were doing great gang

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

Finding out my dad got drunk and is being charged with murder wasn’t on my bingo card for today but here we are 🤪 I really couldn’t just have normal parents could I

My banana tree had a baby 🌴

read him for FILTH🫰🏽

Haven’t watched the episode yet because i value my sleep too much but judging by the reactions i should skip the last few minutes…

Bought a watermelon from some guy on the side of the road and I just know it’s about to be the best watermelon I’ve ever had

There’s no law against open carrying tactical $5 footlongs

are they up for a new scooby doo live action?

"𝘔𝘠 𝘉𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋" (My heart ❤️‍🩹 THIS SCENE!! 😭😭)

one of the important skills you have to master as you get older is lying about the origins of your injuries. yeah, I stepped out of the tub wrong, but if anyone asks I hurt my ankle roundhouse kicking an assassin sent by a shadowy figure from my past known only as "the blade"

In awe every time i see fireflies on my nightly walk and have to stop to watch them for a good 10 minutes

Every time I leave my apartment without basil she gives me the nastiest look

new baby hippo in kanas named mars!!!!

THIS transition in the opening credits is absolutely stunning 🥹

Love him even more now 🤣

Because you needed a video of a group of cute guinea pigs eating watermelon... You're welcome #bluesky 😊

Feels a bit wrong to stuff cookies with the blood of the fallen

GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER !!!

Someone ate two of my 🍃 cookies and I’m not even mad I’m just concerned 💀 they’re about to be one with the universe

After avoiding spoilers all day I can finally go home and watch 😮‍💨

Torn between wanting to stay up until midnight but needing more than 4 hours of sleep at least one night this week

"The Cut" with Caitríona Balfe and Orlando Bloom, in theatres September 5 🤩

Holy F this looks so intense!! 👊🥊