I NEED A SPADES PARTNER

If you buy nerdfighter art from p4a this year you may get a little fish from me just so you know.

$60 flash is a GOOD DEAL

I have a whole week off next week! I don’t even know what to do with myself. I might mess around and put a tarot deck in a little free library in another neighborhood just to feel something.

I’m howling.

I crunched some numbers earlier and I just wanna say my Instagram strategy for Ask Hank Anything brought in 7.5 million views (cumulatively) and i just think y’all are really cool for that.

I heard the phrase “in the meat space” today and I hate it.

Dads be like: you don’t have depression, you’re just a lot like me. Then go on to describe symptoms of their undiagnosed depression.

Me: man I hate it when I come up with a marketing idea that’s so good but not useful for my job. 😔 My friend: I don’t think I would call “Draft Kings and Drag Queens” a good idea, but okay.

My guy friend said he had tea to spill and the tea was his roommate is moving out at the end of the month. No further details.

My rejection sensitive ass when my friends can’t make it to the last minute hangout i just thought about and invited them to.

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My cousin has recently evolved to sending me reels of horrible AI would you rathers but it’s just different toilets that you have to poop in?

I 💗 the @scishow.bsky.social b-cam

Streaming services need scene selection technology

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Yo ho ho pirates! The story of Zheng Yi Sao, aka the Pirate Queen, is up now at youtu.be/OsmNyKScGvg!

Zheng Yi Sao is probably not at the top of your mind when it comes to pirates, which is strange given that she was SO good at being a pirate... This week on The History Show, RJ tells her story.

As long as greys anatomy has been on, they haven’t banned the doctors and residents from going to Joe’s the night before the new interns arrive????

You can upload your own gifs so here’s vanilla ice as mark twain, a role that was so perfectly cast and very well executed in the worst movie of all time.

Reconnecting with nature or whateva

Too old for trick or treating, too young to die

Settiling an argument about a goofy movie with “you can hate children it’s not illegal”

"I'd hate to be dramatic," I say, lying.

Still fallin’

It’s snowing

Paw Blart

He doesn't mind!!

I just sent a text which was replied to with an hour phone call. Please pray for me during this difficult time.

Having your own separate half time show safe space so you don’t have to listen to the incredibly popular spanish-speaking artist’s haftime show is real snowflake behavior tbh

Meet our pin artist: Daniel Mrgan! My name is Daniel Mrgan, I’m 47, and I’ve been attempting art since early childhood. I was lucky enough to translate this interest into a graphic design job which is my present profession.

Of all the honors i thought would be important to me, i did not think being the person my friends’ kids request to help them in the bathroom would be so high

Every year I’m pretty committed to never skipping exactly one song anytime it plays and for the last 5 years it has been Electric Feel by MGMT.

If you see this post a picture from your device without explaining it

Did you eat today

A Hank Green jump scare but it’s in real life

Skip the meeting you say? 😈

I need gym merch that says like “i am looking respectfully” so i can let the gym npcs know

Got a maple bar at the Maverick and the cashier said “careful we put meth in these”

My sister just used a screenshot against me in the FAMILY group chat. This is a crime that will not be forgiven.

Obsessively checking my blindspot the whole road trip. (Meanwhile, the blindspot in question)

Every episode of suits is just mike being like I’m going to get caught and harvey being like nobody cares about you relax

What do you mean you don’t have a creature in your house that just stares at you?

I’m sad

Introducing The History Show, a new series premiering this Friday at youtube.com/complexly! Join host RJ McLaughlin every other Friday as he unearths overlooked stories and reveals how the past and present are forever linked.

Can we turn the whole internet off and then turn it back on again.

If you’re watching YouTube videos on 4x please reach out to me I have so many questions

Wasn’t going to take fantasy football seriously this year but I drafted a good team so fuck it we ball

Doctor stole my blood today