Wow the last week was so full of joy I actually forgot that I don’t want to be here (in the united states)

Smash

I’m so type B+ Like I didn’t charge my favorite headphones before a 6-hour travel day, but I did bring my AirPods as a backup so I don’t have to be without sound for a second on my flights today.

The person next to me on this flight can’t believe she has to sit in the seat she paid for

Can someone send me the audio of of shane hollander explaining what a youtube rabbit hole is to his parents in heated rivalry?

Having an existential crisis bc a local ice cream shop posted childhood photos and one of them looks exactly like my sister

It is absolutely sickening that I did not purchase a house in the 2008 crash (I was 11)

I had to search this up because I thought it was a bit. I’m alarmed to report it is not.

Did y’all know vinaigrette was spelled like that?

“Once you’ve gotten into heated rivalry, it’s pretty hard to pull yourself out of it” John gets it

Dog O Clock

I really want to be normal about Heated Rivalry but Hudson, Connor, the marketing team, and the edits make it impossible.

I love how when you’re going through some bullshit, it’s so comforting when someone else who is in it with you goes isn’t this some bullshit.

Once again devastated to discover that working out does improve my mental health.

I don’t have rizz i brought a pineapple upside down cake to this superbowl party

I am watching heated rivalry again

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whoever invented salads really went off tbh.

Hearing “Hank Green has basically been replaced by AI” on my lunchtime podcast was evil today 😭

Parenting your parents is sooooooo hard 😪

In 2026 I’m actually being really heavy on the what if it all works out though mindset

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My mom was confusing Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson, so she called me to sort out who sings “the I don’t like your boyfriend song” (girlfriend by Avril) and i said its credited to Avril but I think that’s when the clone took over. She said “Julia I cannot talk about this anymore.” and hung up?? 😭

You telling me a shrimp fried this rice is a level of humor that will never be achieved again, and i need y’all to stop trying.

San Diego Day 2

San Diego Day 1

Dallas day 6 had to do Meow Wolf before heading to my next stop.

Dallas day 5 — we stayed home :)

Day 4 in Fort Worth

Day 3 in Dallas

Dallas day 2 + one very good boy at the kennel

Hey gang, turns out working in marketing does not make you impervious to making frivolous purchases because they’re trendy.

Dallas day 1

I told someone at the airport that she smelled nice and she gave me her perfume??

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I had ran out of decaf coffee, so I drank regular coffee yesterday at 11AM and I’m still awake! Time isn’t real!

My mom made these quilted pillows for Christmas and my dog liked them so much she gave him one and he’s put it in the bed for sleeping.

First book of the new year ☺️

Starting off the new year right! (Cuddling with my dog who is breathing louder than he has ever breathed directly into my ear)

I think my neighbor got drums for Christmas

Merry Christmas from Nuke 🎁

One thing about my dad? He will have the classic movies channel ON and the volume cranked HIGH.

Les miss free on YouTube 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Another celebrity that was supposed to be my soul mate that has no idea who I am engaged to their longtime loving partner 💔

Doing the jobs of multiple people is so much harder during the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas when I don’t want to have a job at all.

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UPDATE!

For 2.5 seconds I had access to Slack’s holiday themed preset statuses and i set my status to mashed potato mindset. I don’t know what it means, I have no mashed potatoes, but it’s my default slack status from now on.

Every year my dad tells me what he wants to get my mom for Christmas, and I am responsible for buying it and then he gives me the money back because he believes the spirit of Christmas is that the gift should be a surprise.