Of all the honors i thought would be important to me, i did not think being the person my friends’ kids request to help them in the bathroom would be so high

Every year I’m pretty committed to never skipping exactly one song anytime it plays and for the last 5 years it has been Electric Feel by MGMT.

If you see this post a picture from your device without explaining it

Did you eat today

A Hank Green jump scare but it’s in real life

Skip the meeting you say? 😈

I need gym merch that says like “i am looking respectfully” so i can let the gym npcs know

Got a maple bar at the Maverick and the cashier said “careful we put meth in these”

My sister just used a screenshot against me in the FAMILY group chat. This is a crime that will not be forgiven.

Obsessively checking my blindspot the whole road trip. (Meanwhile, the blindspot in question)

Every episode of suits is just mike being like I’m going to get caught and harvey being like nobody cares about you relax

What do you mean you don’t have a creature in your house that just stares at you?

I’m sad

Introducing The History Show, a new series premiering this Friday at youtube.com/complexly! Join host RJ McLaughlin every other Friday as he unearths overlooked stories and reveals how the past and present are forever linked.

Can we turn the whole internet off and then turn it back on again.

If you’re watching YouTube videos on 4x please reach out to me I have so many questions

Wasn’t going to take fantasy football seriously this year but I drafted a good team so fuck it we ball

Doctor stole my blood today

My aunt gave me a bunch of stuff to try before I left LA and one of the things i liked was a mini version of a deodorant that costs $20 😭

@vicmmic.bsky.social asked @hankgreen.bsky.social all the right questions...or made all the right declarative statements in this episode. Get all the answers now at youtube.com/complexly

My phone number is 15 years old. Screaming, crying, throwing up, cell phone technology is bewildering.

I hope when i repost fan posts on the Complexly and SciShow mains that they are excited to get the notif

Internet, y'all need to chill out.

Me retaining the most random and varied information as fun facts 🤝 my six year old cousin having questions in my niche wheelhouse

@vicmmic.bsky.social Big Michael’s

Me in the city with the most prolific traffic: why is there traffic right now this wasn’t supposed to happen to me

Sorry to the guy across from me at the airport that I keep staring at. It’s just that I hate bad typography and I can’t figure out what your shirt says but it looks like it says slut creative. film. photo. NY CA

😔

People are so weird about getting off an airplane.

10 years ago today my mom and i drove 20 hours straight from seattle to flagstaff to drop me off at college.

I caught a fish! Looks like a rainbow? 🌈

Anybody remember the vine song that was like “in the morning when i be cold, yea I like to be rolled up in my comforter like a breakfast burrito”

I'm worried that Hank's app being a phenomenon will lead to him believing his 1,000 other business ideas are also good.

Why no dispo at the airport 😔

The Lumineers, with special guests The Head & The Heart and Tom Odell.

How many spouses & partners of professional football players have merch specifically about how much they suck? Because I’m willing to bet it’s just the one.

The airport bartender wasn’t very nice or friendly to me but in his defense i am wearing a hat that literally says “no thanks”

The irony

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I feel the same way about AI that my dog feels about the vacuum

Look at how happy my boy is

want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income

Sarah is painting some pigeons today LIVE!! We will see you there 😎 www.youtube.com/live/zYG4Qw1...

At a coffee shop working this am and the last 4 orders called have been for other Julias.

when my friend says "I probably shouldn't tell this story" I know I am about to have a great time

The theatre kid in me gets so jazzed for a livestream. It’s a little production, and I get to stage manage it? I’m so IN!

Oh no i would have to explain the insane way i organize the books on my bookshelf and get yelled at by people who need order and have no sense of whimsy

Torn between being really glad that it’s so difficult to rollover retirement funds, and being really annoyed that I have to fill out 6 forms to move like $1200.

Accidentally supported my bestie so hard her boss knows me by name.