super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil

You know who compares Trump to Hitler more than Democrats? Germans.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

That was…. Exuberant. I fucking loved it. Im definitely gonna start listening to bad bunny

What happened to the performing in a dress idea? Should I be anticipating a costume change or is he not doing that?

If i was in this TMobile and this happened I would leave

Are they… suggesting that you go mountain biking with ai glasses on?

FUCK AI

Them using bananas as the example for that instacart commercial is RICH when bananas are the thing I have gotten messed up by idiot shoppers the most times

Watching these commercials feels incredibly dystopian actually

I made crab rangoon rolls to eat while watching the bad bunny concert tonight. I think some people are also running around with a ball? Idk

I’ll watch the Opalite video when I can, but I dont have spotify or apple music. In the meantime I am listening to Miss Peregrines Home for Peculiar Children. This kid‘s dad is a fucking asshole

I’m officially DNFing Dracula. The pacing is extremely slow and the prose is far too florid for my taste. I dislike most of the characters and it’s clear that Stoker is trying to make Van Helsing seem smart by using 100 words when 10 would do, but instead he just comes off like a pompous gasbag.

Oh also im only like 25% of the way through but so far, FUCK jonathan harker, hes a coward pussy piece of shit.

I hope whoever narrated the audiobook for Bram Stoker’s Dracula never got another audiobook gig again because what the fuck. I cant understand Van Helsing at all because hes reading like a student in a foreign language class (and not a good student at that). What a failure

The portion on the new $5 bowls from KFC is insulting. We need a fast food luigi.

Everyone should read this paragraph from the Epstein Files. Seriously WTF is this guy doing as POTUS that whole family are vile/ disgusting creatures

Am I the only person in the world who hates the modern trend of saying “forgot they were human” to mean “sang really well”? Like… Singing is very much a human trait… its just a fucking weird thing to say. I would argue that singing well requires remembering you are human, actually.

I left the Catholic church more than 10 years ago, and since then have consumed a lot of deconstruction and moral philosophy content and I am currently compiling my personal list of the seven deadly sins of the Catholic Church and doctrine. Might make a YouTube video about it.

There is no transparency to ICE/CBP. If they are doing what they say then why not release the names and crimes to the public. Let us know who is being taken and what crime they have committed. Let us know the truth and do not lie to the public.

Well-known Gaza journalist Bisan Owda had her account suspended from TikTok, she says, just days after the finalization of the company’s sale to U.S. investors — including a firm headed by the notoriously pro-Israel Larry Ellison. The journalist had 1.4 million followers on the platform.

There should be no doubt that Bovino would still be in his job if his agents had done the same thing off-camera, or perhaps even on camera to a more easily maligned victim.

Everyone on my feed is listening to new noah kahan music and I deleted spotify

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

HE’S LITERALLY INSANE WHAAAAAATTTTTT

In case you didnt know, this is your PSA that expectorants like guafinesin affect cervical mucus as well and can make it thinner and more vulnerable to sperm or other outside influences when it would not otherwise be.

Something that really pisses me off in superhero movies is when a hero shoots a villian with a gun and they shrug it off and then the hero throws them at a building. Like bro…. Do you think you van throw harder than a GUN??? Dumbass….

HOW MANY MORE THINGS CAN THEY MAKE THIS POOR MAN GUESS??? WHICH GREEK GOD DID HE OFFEND TO BE TORTURED THUSLY??? FREE MY BOY FROM THIS PRISON 😭 (I cannot wait to watch this lmao)

Oh btw here’s my predictions for the year. Im super late posting, but I wanted to have them posted somewhere in case I have a banger year

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

I learned recently that the reason pet cats eat their owners’ faces when they die is because theyre trying to wake you up and then they panic and bite too hard and once blood is drawn instincts kick in and its honestly ruined me.

Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

So excited for stuffed shells for dinner tonight. Basically an excuse to eat cheese as a meal.

Birria in the crock pot again. I’m so excited

Love to both artists, but I thought of this and it made me laugh so I had to make it

What a great Grammys I’m tired now goodnight yall

Beyoncé IS the FIRST black artist to win Best Country Album in #GRAMMYs history. 🥹🙌🏾

LETS FUCKING GO COWBOY CARTER 😭😭😭😭

Where are the incarcerated firefighters who are forced to work for slave wages and then are not allowed to be firefighters after they get out because they were incarcerated to begin with? They deserve thanks too. Beyond that.