U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia https://theonion.com/u-s-reaches-trade-deal-with-pedotopia/

Trump says he won’t sign any other bills until the SAVE Act is passed, which requires voters to show proof of citizenship with expensive documents like passports. Reminder: noncitizen voting is already illegal and incredibly rare. This is about voter suppression, plain and simple.

Last year, lobbying firms raked in over $5 million from clients hoping to secure a pardon from Trump. Turns out his pay-to-pardon scheme is quite lucrative. Watch. https://youtu.be/NflcWXdV-B0?si=0fAnSic2HAFVRmfN

Epstein files are being unredacted by hackers, if successful, expect Trump to launch a military attack on Iran. If all names are exposed then it puts Netanyahu and Israel on a timer.

This is overt racism. Full stop. There’s no ‘misinterpretation’ and no excuse. This is who he is, who he’s always been, and why he should never be anywhere near power again. And there’s a reason the tapes from The Apprentice have never been released.

This is the Republican Party in North Carolina has come to. State senator representing North Carolina’s 3rd district thinks this appropriate. Of course the coward tried to delete it. Fuck MAGA!

What do these companies have in common? -Cigna -Comcast -General Mills -Allstate -Marriott -Hilton -Walmart -Amazon -Microsoft -Meta All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election. And all have broken that promise.

Relevant:

Trumpanomics.

I thought they were Outraged over Murder, Death and Violence 👀🤔

I wouldn’t celebrate the Epstein vote too much. The Senate will completely fuck this up.

So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?

In case it was ever in doubt, our great media overlords at Disney have provided the final answer. It IS a holiday movie.

Can’t thank you enough Trump.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Imagine that

Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

Pathetic!

Goooood morning Bob Iger!

This explains why he would do it the one good thing Kirk said about releasing the Epstein may have been the final straw. www.newsweek.com/groyper-char...