Only one of these thoroughbred patriots runs this Bluesky account.

It's time to take our country back. Get to your nearest cul-de-sac ASAP. This man is a freeloading company director getting tax-free dividends, a mileage allowance deductible against his company's profit, and a council funded turning bay, all at the taxpayers' expense. 😡😡😡

Rupert Lowe is a coward and a viper.

Lee Anderson has just asked Zack Polanski to hypnotise his boobs smaller

The Talbot, Blackpool. The UK’s first Reform pub. No matter what you order, you just get bitter. @secret-reform-mp.bsky.social

Keir Starmer's immigration plans are pathetic. When Reform come to power, we will create a truly hostile environment for illegal immigrants by making sure UK Border Force only employ staff from Tesco cafes.

REFORM FACT OF THE DAY Richard Tice is scared of kerbs and can only cross roads where the kerbside is lowered.

Easy mistake to make…

We are now able to confirm that recent reports of a cluster of Farage sightings near Clacton Pier this afternoon, were in fact a raw sewage discharge by Anglian Water.

We can either confirm nor deny reports Lee Anderson is secretly furious that he could potentially be upstaged by the poor man's Pecksniff

Most expensive and impossible tax policy ever proposed by a UK political party.... So far.

This is watered down anti-migrant rhetoric. Only Reform will be properly racist towards foreigners.

NEW: Reform are looking to the future, and when we form the next government we will be willing to accept luxury jumbo jets from all gulf states. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

It’s certainly impossible for me to think any less of her.

I would say 'tanks off our lawn, Yvette' but we drive Panzers.

Great to hear candidly from a Reform MP, I've been hoping that we might.

Isabel Oakeshott refused to perform mouth-to-mouth on Richard while he was choking on his own vomit, and nobody thought on the less of her for it.

Just had a lovely VE Day party round at Lee Anderson's. Couple of renditions of Horst-Wessel-Lied followed by a Luftwaffe themed BBQ. Only downside was Rich Tice getting his stomach pumped after Lee tried to make a point about chlorinated food by marinating the sausages in water from Ashfield pool.

Reform will makes sure the UK retains tariff-free access to all hormone injected beef and chlorinated chicken from the USA.

For those of you asking why Lee sat on the allegations of Rupert's bullying until Rupert criticised Nigel, I'm afraid you wouldn't understand. This is 5G chess.

Patriotism too mate.

Suspending people for bullying is woke, apart from when it is expedient.

Just to say, basically Lee's only job as chief whip was managing Rupert.

I WILL NEVER REVEAL MY IDENTITY

25% of our MPs have now been to prison for violently assaulting women.

Bот что я люблю

Россия - священная наша держава, Россия - любимая наша страна. Могучая воля, великая слава - Твое достоянье на все времена! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Братских народов союз вековой, Предками данная мудрость народная! Славься, страна! Мы гордимся тобой!

Я не могу ни подтвердить, ни опровергнуть сообщения о том, что Найджел Фарадж имеет абонемент в московский «Спартак».

Ли Андерсон ест большие обеды

I have not had voice coaching lessons.

Happy Brexit Day! I celebrated today by taking my blue passport into my local Paddy Power to get my account unblocked, followed by an offal and turnip pie with John Redwood for lunch, and this evening I'm rounding things off by going to protect my local cenotaph from junkies. How do you celebrate?

Cracking start to the day, watching a Jim Davidson Red, White and very Blue VHS with a bowl of Frosties. There are some pleasures the woke will never be able to take from us

As the speculation to my identity continues to mount, lets just say there's a one in five chance I've been to prison for assaulting an ex-partner.

I'm back. Sorry, I had to nip to an emirate.

This doesn't give you a clue as to which Reform MP I am by the way. We're all men. We all fight our own Sommes.

Apologies for the radio silence. I've been on my Somme.

Calling it now. If Reform uses only Pareto principle political slogans like this, they’re gonna crush it at the 2029 General Election. They need to plaster this particular slogan large across their GE manifesto front cover.

A massive 80% of Reform MPs haven't been to prison for violently assaulting women then lying about it.

Just had an emergency meeting to discuss James McMurdock who was jailed for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend and not pushing her as previously claimed. A willingness to lie so brazenly is astonishing and consequently, we have promoted him to shadow Home Secretary. www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

Excellent meeting of the 1933 Committee of backbench Reform MPs just now. Chief Whip Lee Anderson gave a rousing speech about Turkish barber shops being money-laundering fronts followed by a performance of the Dambusters March on his spoons.

Nigel Farage calls his Braun electric razor 'Eva'.

James McMurdock got so institutionalised after his ten day stint in prison, to this day he can only eat his meals off a compartmentalised plastic tray.

Reform UK backbenchers call Isabel Oakeshott 'Lady Penelope' and Richard Tice 'Parker'.

Rupert Lowe hunts otters in his spare time.

Integrity in politics is important, which is why I feel compelled to tell you that Lee Anderson wears suits from Jacamo and not ASDA, as he claims.

Today we're having a breakfast meeting to discuss what can be done about foreign people who talk to loudly in shops, and the 100ml limit on liquids in hand luggage, with reference to Nigel's access to piles medication on his recent long haul flights to the USA.

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