You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

I’m about to turn 34 and I haven’t even managed a single MLB team :(

Wake up babe the conclave is starting

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social Hey man I found some nice mushrooms

@trumptakeegg.bsky.social Trump take egg right here in DC