3 drinks deep fighting the urge to re-subscribe to marvel unlimited and read a bunch of old EU star wars comics

my gf got breast reduction surgery almost 2 weeks ago (happy for her, she’s beautiful and she deserves less back and neck and shoulder pain) and we are not allowed to have sex for another 4 weeks (unhappy for me, i’m beautiful and deserve steamy and intimate and bountiful fucking)

Riz Ahmed and Dev Patel are just the best possibilities in my mind

It’s Free Palestine today, Free Palestine tomorrow, and Free Palestine every day. 🇵🇸 ❤️

The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Top 100 Favorite Actors (Part Six • 40-49) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/9eae0adb

The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Top 100 Favorite Actors (Part Five • 50-59) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/74916ccb

An extremely courageous person who meant a lot to so many people.

I don’t think think this movie will create a new sexual orientation but whatever your sexual orientation is it will be doubled after you see it

watching A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE re: Marlon Brando in this would. til the cows come home. til the fat lady sings. indefinitely. permanent state of affairs. raw

happy mother's day

a friend of mine and i once visited a home with a copy of this painting in it and i had to teach him that it was a painting of great renown by norman rockwell and not, in point of fact, just a meme.

haven’t trimmed my facial hair in a bit… feeling Unkempt

my friends voted me “most likely to become an onlyfans sensation” in a drinking game last night and it was deeply flattering

The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Top 100 Favorite Actors (Part Four • 60-69) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/a5008ac3

The Cinementalists Time for you to turn on and tune into Top 100 Favorite Actors (Part Three • 70-79) Check it out here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/6cb2ec1b

if the royals somehow win the AL central i’ll send whoever likes this a free one 👍

royals lost but we all win on thursdays

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

Rip Tony Stella. Holy shit, what a talent. 🫗

you have 1 inning to mix your witches brew or whatever the hell bc the royals are NOT gonna win this

resounding levels of Haul

feeling Hot lately

Just watched this again. I was obsessed with it as a kid and it’s still just as fabulous and beautiful as I remembered. #filmsky

yes very good ad thank you

royals the most mid team in all of baseball could take the lead in the AL central today we are so back

2-0 btw

daredevil born again may be the best mcu thing ever

SALVADORRRRRRR PEREZZZZZ BABY

remlap arual si eman ym

it’s done:)

This is where the fun begins. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

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i keep blocking AI “art” accounts and this dumbass algorithm continues to feed them to me

doodling away in the waiting room:)

"Fuck Keir Starmer Netanyahu's Bitch & Genocide Armer" Keir's been chatting shit about us for years now....so we got a billboard in London just for him with a few words he had to say about us when he was in Belfast. 🔥 54 Cable St, London x

at my gf’s breast reduction :) send good vibes her way

friend came out as trans yesterday everyone say congratulations to my friend marshall

got a new sketchbook the other day:)

maikel is exceedingly good at the ABS challenges

🤎🖤

if the royals sweep the guardians AND tigers i’ll post pole

all of this is crazy but randy johnson striking out 19 in a loss is DIABOLICAL

heeeey fuck that shit george

lights out #HEYHEYHEYHEY

man: dev patel woman: elle fanning otherwise: emma darcy

project hail mary round 2

top 15 tv shows, gut instincts twin peaks the sopranos game of thrones andor schitt’s creek how i met your mother westworld bojack horseman the boondocks always sunny broad city better call saul peaky blinders arrested development what we do in the shadows

i watched LOCKE this morning :)

Salvador Perez for both babyyyyyy (otherwise current fav position player is maikel garcia, pitcher is daniel lynch) (all time position player would be eric hosmer and pitcher would be wade davis)

my most prized possession as a 6 year old was a joey gathright baseball card that was on a faux black marble plaque for some reason, so at least 20 years but definitely as long as i can remember