Today’s a great day to look at my tiny urn I bought in Cincinnati. Look at it!

Cincy in August is truly stunning. Hot and sweaty and stunning.

Alex Eala in Vogue Phillipines. I love this photograph.

Hello, friends and foes! It’s been a while!!! As penance, wouldst thou accept a pic of this curious fella, who stowed away on a geranium leaf and rode home with me from the plant store??? Look at him, he knows he’s a menace.

THIS… is my Roman Empire. Thank you for this, @fuggirls.bsky.social!!! You’re the best as uszh.

Looking like Darth Venus out there, LFG, Vee! 👑🖤

CORI D GAUFF

“Where’s Wallace?!” I still can’t talk about it and I watched it on a DVD player.

Greetings from Taipei, where the mopeds are frequently adorable but still won’t fit in your suitcase

Hope y’all like ugly!!!

Icebergs exploding in Los Angeles!!You just really can’t go wrong with an Iceberg rose. They cannot be killed and trust me, I’ve tried. 🧊

Big Freedia with the Gospel Soul Children at New Orleans Jazz Fest is enough to give one hope

Thank you for being with us for so long and from the bottom of my heart, Ally!

I talked to the co-showrunner of You about giving Joe Goldberg what he deserves, the serial-killer satire's note-perfect ending, and, of course, Anna Camp.

Neil Reynolds is one of my favorite people to ever exist, and just for you (and YOU), he's written a good long thread with juicy TV writer details!!! 🧵

Happy YOU Season 5 premiere day! I started on this show in 2018, and became a real TV writer in the process, a journey that began in the early aughts. I was blessed to be in a room with some of the best to ever do it, and I’m so proud of us all. So go watch this bonkers season, and goodbye, YOU! 🧢

"At some point in time in your life, you’re going to run across a nurse. Birth, death, in between." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-its-l...

I’ve finally perfected the casually tied velvet bow using the bitchiest, hardest to tie ribbon ever made: frayed velvet. Anyway the rest of y’all can go home, can’t tell me nothing, etc.

I’m gonna hang this in my kitchen in LA, where the only shrimp poboys are in my dreams. 🍤

Only 314 days till Mardi Gras.

See below.

Hey look at this rose

One thing about Nola girls, they have an eye glitter for any occasion.

Who dat

A theme is emerging 💛🪴

Good ol’ Sabs.

I dragged the old 5D from storage last time I was in New Orleans, and it’s wild to see how much better the photos look without Apple’s TERRIBLE and MANDATORY automatic filters. I’m out of practice for sure and the ease of instant filters has degraded my eye, but so what? Onward to glory!

Get in bitch it’s Easter candy season

What started as a joke between me and Mad has turned into the best block print ever. Crawfish IS bugs, you know? And they’re so, so delicious. Second pic: the artiste herself. ❤️‍🔥🦞

Look at this big ol’ girl. Her cranky cousin P. Veitchii arrives next week, it’s exciting times around here!!!

I hope y’all like Mardi Gras. 📸: @elizasays.bsky.social

Reposting this one with the filter it both needs and deserves.

OK I did not realize my Flashes app posts would also be here. Should I keep it like that? I really only want to post photos anyway. Much to consider.

Wait a minute. This place is incredible. Old school filters? No algorithm? A pleasing interface? Dear @flashes.blue, thank you!!! I can’t believe this. Anyway, here is an oyster shell I bedazzled. There’s an indentation at the top that’s so perfect for a cig (or similar), I had to do it! ✨🩶🌿

Hand-crafted Mardi Gras float flowers attached to a house. Flowers and photo: Shannon Atwater

"You don't eat soup in public" also shows how far the whites have fallen. I remember in their glory days when they used to eat soup at plantations. And they'd eat as much as they want. Like, bowl after bowl. You could even put bacon bits in it and nobody would say a thing.

Look at this good news!!!

BABY MIRRA SCREAMING KAMAN 🥹🎾

Doechii and I will marry soon. A spring wedding, perhaps.

Happy Mardi Gras!!! It's been a good one.

My Mardi Gras crafting popup is open for business. BYOGG.

First weekend in the books! It was rainy sunny cold beautiful joyful, the house full of people having one more slice of king cake, with surprise new friends and beloved old ones in the mix, and someone who was NOT carrying all them hula hoops to the car. Gonna do it all again starting tomorrow. 💜💛💚

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INT. WALMART - MARDI GRAS AISLE - EARLY MORNING. With parades starting in mere hours, our underdressed heroine hits paydirt when she spots the festive Mardi Gras-themed overalls at the end of the aisle. Are they hideous? Yes. Are they perfect? Also yes. 💜💛💚

Definitely a potential Surf Dracula situation, except where you’ve already seen a bunch of Surf Dracula movies.

I’ll be there tomorrow wait for me!!! 💜💛💚

Sha’Carri Richardson | Red Cannas (flipped), by Georgia O’Keeffe, 1919

Clarkisha is NEVER late.