Clever statement.

Your dad's secret crush? Naw... I'm your cousin's favorite DILF.

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The best sex you’ll ever have! Ready anytime you want it! #solosex #handsex #bator #gooner #gooning #handhumper #penispumper #pornosexual #losersex #goon #gooncaps

About to enter my DILF era. Are all ya'll ready?

My BF's BFF: That's a lot of money for prostitutes, though. My BF: But you've already accounted for it in your budget Me: 👀 😳

Made a bit of a mess..

This butthole be 🔥. 😏

Trynna be funny.

the hard 😏

Happy #fcf

Ya'll like a man in a kilt?

Nature boy 🌲🍆☀️

Let's jack dong on this #fcf

"We'll just call him your artwork because you painted him" - me. I said that.

Why are dudes on grindr like, "i didn't expect you to have a big dick!" Like do I give small dick energy?!

Oooh I can use it as a stand 😄

30 days left in my 30s... how tf did I get this far? 🤣

It's #FCF again already?

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Gooned so hard turned into a pup

Hang over days be bed days.

It's still #fcf

Up and down, gooner 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #gay #gooning

Wait... it's #fcf again already?!

I have the best bros forreal. Thanks for the new ring @dudeitsme.bsky.social. It looks incredible 🍆🫶🏾

No one will make a cloud island with me. And I'm starting to take this personally.

Good morning 😃☀️🍆

Why is no one talking about what an absolute shit show PokémonXP is going to be at Worlds this year? The scalpers are going to ruin it. And Nintendo/Game Freak will never do it again. The tickets sold out so fast. I'm fucking pissed.

Boning

It's #fcf people!

Happy #fcf people!

Honestly the most gooned I've ever let people see me here.

Good morning, Best way to start your morning is masturbate sniffing Dads jockstraps. @dadwillsf.bsky.social

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How do I have bear face when I'm not a bear?

you made me so horny

It's not too late for #fcf is it?!

I want "Triggering Queer Iconography" on my tombstone.

Foreskin, feet, & fat hairy uncut dong #FCF

Good morning and happy #fcf to you all!

Happy #fcf !

Let's get dumb, bro.

Please don't be Ai. 🤤

Let's gooooo!

Ok. . . but why he kinda actually look like me?

swinging softly with my bate brotherhood