I think they forgot to put Vyvanse in my Vyvanse because o have been ON ONE tonight omg!!

Psych nursing is so interesting because like how are you supposed to figure out the difference between religious preoccupation? God is sending them messages? Bad People at church start talking in tongues cuz they caught the Holy Ghost? Mostly socially acceptable Finding the line is HARD 😅

My mom apparently is a substitute teacher now occasionally and today was her first day. She got put in an 8th grade English class. I was like WHY DID YOU PICK MIDDLE SCHOOL?? She apparently replied too slow this morning 💀💀

So they let them folk off the boat huh? Lolol my husband is concerned by my manic laughing currently. I’m traveling this time. Or learning then dances. Or both. Travel dancing nurse tok. Or whatever. $3k/week minimum #nursetok

Imagine bein stuck on a cruise ship w the plague and folks on the internet saying you need to get blown up 😭😭😭🥴💀💀💀 I mean my heart really does go out to all of them!! That sounds absolutely horrific!! Ummm I don’t have another panini in me. Med pros do not have another panini in any of us…so…

That sounds terrifying ngl

Pinky promises are sacred idc what nobody says. A patient pinky promised me to come to the hospital for help next time she had the urge to self harm like a year ago. She still remembers it and was like “that’s why I’m here. I pinky promised Megan I wouldn’t cut again.”

Tomorrow

When writing, sometimes I’m like “oh yeah, I’m killin it! This is perfect” and other times I’m like “apparently this is trash. I have no idea what I’m doing. Everyone will think this is stupid and forced and inauthentic.” Chat, is this normal? Never wrote a story beginning to end before

My IG story today 😂💀 at least MY Clay is on his best behavior today 💀💀 @reversecoconut.bsky.social

I’d love to have kids! But the way this world, my bank account, and my mental health is set up…..💀💀💀 Issa no from me dawg

I hope James Ortiz gets nominated for best supporting actor. I loved Rocky so so much. He was the best 👎🏽🥰

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

I haven’t really been on here in a little while. We have the option to go live?…but why?

These people seem pretty smart! I’d like to point out that none of their proposed solutions involve doxxing individuals or going on a witch hunt against authors someone *thinks* uses AI. Happy Earth Day 🌱

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This girl teaching her new puppy how to go down stairs . 😍

Cry me a river is the creepiest video

Yall remember that one time Cameron Diaz was on Soul Train? 💀💀

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

RIP.

Please share.

I’m watching Brandy’s Cinderella and once again I’m upset her and Paolo never got together in real life. Like they really picked up the chemistry 27 years later like nothing changed. The way he looks at her in this movie altered my brain chem and set unrealistic expectations for life

Why then people still got Nancy Guthrie? Who just steals old women?

Pierce Brown is stressing me the heck out. I gotta like…break up all the death and destruction that’s about to come my way 😂😂

Question: is Puerto Rico known for power poles? Or was that a nudge at the time they lost power after that really bad hurricane?

Bad Bunny has more rushing yards than either team so far

Bad Bunny invited Mr. Fantastic/The Mandalorian/Joel Miller/The Red Viper of Dorne himself Pedro Pascal to join him on-stage at the Big Game's halftime show, alongside stars like Cardi B, Jessica Alba, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, and Alix Earle.

Ok wait, the little boy who got the Grammy: Was that the lil boy w the bunny hat Liam? Or he supposed to represent Liam? Cuz my initial thoughts was that was little Benito he gave the Grammy to. I’m fine with any answer

He said god bless ALL of America, central north and south Errybody getting blessings 😂

i love that cardi was just *there* to be there for bad bunny 🤣

OH MY GOSH what if next years superbowl is K-pop!! Take us around the world

Yall think he gonna bring out Daddy Yankee? I will cry. Or N.O.R.E? Cuz no matter your race because today we Latino?

These old white people I’m with keep calling Bad Bunny Rodger Rabbit help 💀💀💀

I hate when I ask a yes or no question but can’t get a yes or no response oh em geeee

Aww here it goes! Kenan and Kel are back for a new movie. With Frankenstein.

It’s not even a full moon. Why were 5/11 patients up all night long?? Oh my god I’m not used to talking this much. I’m up and down getting things. I don’t know how dayshift does it

Well… maybe I will check out Red Note 💀💀💀 I’m so tired

Every video of Fetty Wap I see just has me cheesin. I think he missed us as much as we missed him

Idk I know ppl saying ICE is like the gestapo of the SS…but like…it feels like slave catcher vibes. I thought about that this weekend at a bachelorette party. One of the girls was from Mexico n asked if she should keep her passport on her just in case. Times are weird.

I almost got the Obi-wan Kenobi thing down!

I will never understand why the way I’m thinking is pathologized or whatever the word is and considered “bad communication” when how I communicate is direct, concise and doesn’t involve subtext and body language. Just the words exiting my mouth

Ever since I downloaded iOS26 finally, it’s been glitchy 😒

What is the point of ordering ahead if the restaurant gonna bring it half hour early?..

That moment in therapy when you’re trying to tell the therapy about the traumatic last couple weeks you’ve had and you have to keep saying “wait I’m not done that wasn’t the worst part” and they lookin at you like

With all the 2000s-esque fashion coming back, where are the 08 Charlotte Russe shoes at? Stilettos pumps in the club shoes?

Absolutely not. Why is there another new platform? What’s going on?

Imma need all AED machines to get standardized so I know exactly where the pads are as soon as I open the friggin box. I need to be able to work on autopilot not tryna remember how to read while someone next to me is doing CPR please and thanks

The mistreatment of comic creators isn't new and this shouldn't be a surprise - and yet the anger still kicks in. This is awful. As someone who was there from Day 1 reading Miles & seeing how big of a character he is now - Sara deserves more than credit for that.

This is the first year Rihanna and Mariah Carey are not in my top 5. Mariah is no where to be found. I’m shook! It’s always some variation of Taylor Beyoncé Rihanna Mariah and Linkin Park. They just shuffle places