People who play fantasy football: Am I switching AJ Brown for Cooper Kupp? AJ is always predicting higher but idk I feel like him n Jalen are beefin or somethin

Imma need Grand Blanc to chill the frick out! Cuz why was there two car accidents and a structure fire all called in within the last hour?? I didn’t used to twitch at hearing a siren, now I always think death and destruction. Everybody just go home and just nobody move.

Didn’t N Korea say it was gonna throw hands if Israel interfered w that flotilla? 🥴

I’m so tired of feeling like so much is out of my control. I woke up to my brain saying I needed to see just how close I was to seeing that truck run into the building. I’m not sure I missed it by a full two minutes. So I go to look in my iPhone at significant locations and see I no longer 1/

I think something that’s really pissed me off about stuff I’ve heard from folks in Grand Blanc is the whole “I never thought it would happen here!” crap. Where do mass shootings happen? Yes some are bigger cities or campuses like Las Vegas and Orlando or Virginia tech.

“That is completely in your rights to willingly suffer. Let me know if you need anything later” and exit

Ain’t nobody got time for all these raptures bruh

Ok so I’ve spent like 12 hours “feeling my feelings” and I think that’s good enough and I’ve earned the right to dissociate on purpose!

Everytime Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets to leave the kitchen.

FBI calls Michigan church attack an act of "targeted violence" as death toll rises to at least 4. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4nS9LP5

😭💔

Those were our neighbors man…like their congregation met at the same times Wednesday and Sunday ours did. We’d wave at them across the parking lot. I’m sick. I’m just so hurt for them 💔 That awful helpless feeling just watching that church burn and the members looked so traumatized 😭 #GrandBlanc

Just so cruel… That guy was going for the most deaths. If you got beef with a certain person deal w it. But to go after the whole church, all the people, setting it on fire after shooting 10 people… The death toll is gonna rise. Not everyone made it out the church 😭 #GrandBlanc

All Americans deserve to be safe in church and in their communities. This news is heartbreaking and my thoughts are with the Grand Blanc community.

I’m like dissociated. The church next door to my Kingdom Hall got shot up and set on fire while I was at the hall. Ppl heard the shooting during our meeting. I knew it was only a matter of time before a shooting hit grand Blanc but I didn’t expect to be so close

These Tylenol autism jokes have me crying real tears 🤣🤣🤣 “Bout to take extra strength Tylenol so I can upgrade to turbo tism” “My mom took Tylenol PM so my autism only comes out at night” “Took Tylenol while autistic and now my son is pregnant.” “My mom took generic Tylenol. That’s why I’m poor”

People are telling me google Gemini stole my voice and idk what to do w this information

Did the rapture happen? Did I accidentally sleep through it?

I’m not gonna have a voice tomorrow because of this man!!! #DetroitLions #OnePride

I love Montgomery. So much. #OnePride

I really wish Za’darius Smith still played on the Lions. Hutch needs help

My friend Ashley is Dave Johnson from The Neighborhood 😭😭 so a few weeks ago, I was explaining about how black Americans/descendants of slaves, we don’t know our actual last names. Most of our ancestors took the name of the slave owners right? Well, apparently that really bothered her 😂😂😂

let's go Lions!

DID YALL SEE AMON-RA’S BUTTOCKS??

Wait….another rapture is coming? Didn’t we survive the rapture like twice since 2012??

I’m so tiiiiirrreedddd and it’s night 4 of 4 🥲

No Lions today, but how’s everyone’s fantasy football team doing?

I bought the book This Close to Okay months ago. I knew it was about a lady stopping a stranger from jumping and basically spending the weekend w him. I KNEW this. Yet I’m sitting here finally reading it and I’m like GIRL you brought a strange man to your house! Are you okay?!

Oh…the answer is kinda both?

Sooo did B613 off that dude or was a femcatboy Yahtzee?? I’m so confused and I’ve learned so many new terms and phrases against my will. I thought I understood brain rot but I was WRONG

Omg….the Memphis YNs stole tanks from the national guard 💀💀💀

Oh noooo Alex Warren got kidz bopped 💀😭🤣🤣 they changed the lyrics to ordinary!

My friends kid had heritage day at school today for spirit week. He wore a black panther suit a a sombrero cuz he’s Blexican. It was adorable. Them kids at school made fun of him 😭😭 yall get my bail money ready

I know my therapist sicka me 😭🤣🤣🤣 I’ll be like oh no I don’t really have nothin to talk about but I’ll still come this week! Then I’ll be like hey imma be late CPS just called back 💀💀💀 Him: why is CPS calling you? Me: forgot I called on my friends sister Him: 😐 you forgot? Me: 👁️👄👁️ yeah… Him: 🤦🏽‍♂️

The only way I can watch the Chiefs vs Eagles for free is in Spanish. I expect to be fluent by the end of this broadcast. Also any taywag outfits spotted yet?

I need Jalen Hurts to share the ball this week por favor

Got’emmm

Man the girl I’m playing this week, her WRs are going OFF. Each have over 20pts. Her RBs haven’t even played yet dawg 🫠

I feel like you should get 10% of your benches points every week

Anyways, go lions

Is Joe Burrow hurt??

These girls in my fantasy league 🤦🏽‍♀️ I kept telling folks to check the starting line up. One has a QB that’s out and another player on IR that’s in they starting line up Another one has a WR2 spot that’s empty

I’m watching unknown number and I’m about to have an aneurysm. And I still got a half hour left. That dad better than me cuz I woulda ripped her off my child, standing there hugging her while confessing to ruining her life???

Didn’t he hear gingers were black now? Might not be the best choice lol

Oh! I won!

Hey so is it normal for your kicker to get more points than your QB? Everyone was telling me the kicker don’t matter but mine has more points that AJ Brown and Joe Burrow combined 😐

My bench quarterback LOST and got 3x as many points as my starting QB. This some bull

Sooo playing fantasy football means I get to get disappointed by multiple men weekly huh?

Hayley Williams wrote a song about her Remeron prescription I’m dying lolol