the sunset tonight is totally giving main character energy 🌄

it may be petty, but at 28, I absolutely LOVE making my older, maga-loving brother look like a complete dipshit in the family group chat

Replacing one idiot with another.

Replacing one idiot with another.

I fear SNL gave Connor all their unfunny skits and I feel personally victimized by it. Justice for Connor!

all this talk about regime change has me asking “can we (the American people) ask for a regime change??”

if the rumor about Quinn Hughes being on SNL this weekend is true, I’m gonna need Ilya Rozanov to clock his tea

me: *checks the headlines* also me:

it feels like US Men’s Hockey just steamrolled any progress Heated Rivalry did to help make the NHL a more inclusive space… I hate it here (here being the US)

it feels like US Men’s Hockey just steamrolled any progress Heated Rivalry did to help make the NHL a more inclusive space… I hate it here (here being the US)

i love that cardi was just *there* to be there for bad bunny 🤣

that was the GROSSEST fucking ad. Mike Tyson can eat glass.

i love that cardi was just *there* to be there for bad bunny 🤣

i love that the network bleeps are just subtle lil garbles

LADY GAGA!!!!!??? I’M GAGGED

CARDI! ARE WE GETTING I LIKE IT????

CARDI ON STAGE!!!!!!!!!

does anyone else feel like NBC has WAYYYYY too much going on right now??

BENITO TIME 🙂‍↕️

Although I have no team in this fight, I’d love for the Seahawks to win just to piss Trump off even more.

The amount of gambling advertising happening during the Super Bowl is nauseating. Y’all have a problem.

THE GRAHAM NORTON APPEARANCE WAS AND EASTER EGG??? TAYLOR, YOU GENIUS!

my facebook reels algorithm got red-pilled and I have no idea how to fix it… it’s disgusting

bad bunny has the sweetest smile I’ve ever laid eyes on. i’m bewitched.

not me giggling @ this Jack Antonoff mention. he’s the music industry’s yoda fr

Is Cher okay??

Trevor Noah is out for BLOOD and I’m here for it

Trevor Noah is out for BLOOD and I’m here for it

Bad Bunny is so courageous. ICE OUT NOW.

gotta pour one out for the curls… 😭 still would smash (respectfully)

Connor Storrie on SNL w/ Mumford & Sons on February 28th??? If they play White Blank Page, I think I might lose my mind 🤯

I’m convinced the DOJ released some additional Epstein files today to distract the public from DHS’s crimes against humanity and the FBI’s raid of the election office in Fulton County, GA. Stay vigilant and informed, my friends.

I’m one (1) Zoloft dose increase away from sending “:)” at the end of my work emails

how is any US citizen with a fully developed prefrontal cortex feeling anything other than sadness and rage over the state-sanctioned execution of Alex Pretti??? i’m so fucking angry right now

Kendrick Lamar said “the revolution bout to be televised. You picked the right time, but the wrong guy” and he wasn’t lying

No one prepares you for the loneliness that comes with fighting for what’s right. My midwestern mother refuses to discuss what’s happening in Minnesota and brushes it off and tells me “you need to stop fixating on it and focus on you.” I want to scream.

journaling for the first time in months because the thoughts I’m having today could land me on a watchlist

No one prepares you for the loneliness that comes with fighting for what’s right. My midwestern mother refuses to discuss what’s happening in Minnesota and brushes it off and tells me “you need to stop fixating on it and focus on you.” I want to scream.

How many more civilians will be senselessly murdered before ICE gets the FUCK out of our cities? I’m so scared of what’s happening and have no idea how to stop it.

“so you’re tellin’ me… a monkey made this bread?”

as an American, I reeeeeeealllly don’t give a fuck about this 250th celebration propaganda… the nation is a dumpster fire right now

Spotify should have something akin to opening up a new tab in your browser that would allow you to pause a song, listen to a different song, and then come back to where you left off

WDYM the score for the scene of Ilya kissing Shane on the roof at the end of 1x01 is titled “Two Souls” and the score for the scene of Shane and Ilya watching the sunrise together at the cottage in 1x06 is titled “One Soul”???

WDYM the score for the scene of Ilya kissing Shane on the roof at the end of 1x01 is titled “Two Souls” and the score for the scene of Shane and Ilya watching the sunrise together at the cottage in 1x06 is titled “One Soul”???

twin…. where have you been???

twin…. where have you been???

heartbreak sucks… but have you ever hit “save” when you were supposed to hit “save as”????

I understand everyone operates on different schedules, but who THE FUCK moves into their new apartment at 11:06 on a weeknight??? Not the best way to make a good first impression on your neighbors

watching a little Heated Rivalry to take the Tell Me Lies-edge off 😮‍💨

it lowkey makes me giggle thinking about how President Bush handled a shoe to the head with more grace than Trump handled a middle finger from an autoworker