It's 2026 and I hate that this is still the best way to win Game of the Year...

Been reading Plus-Sized Elf recently and I just saw the juxtaposition from manga to anime and it's hilarious to me. Someone clearly saw her and said "maybe she should actually plus-sized and not just someone who ate a muffin once in their life."

Did an artistic representation of a certain attic goblin recently

Can someone please explain why Rouge the Bat's most common ship is with Tails? Who sat down and thought "You know who Rouge needs to fuck? This literal child!" And more importantly, why did 90% of people agree?

It's International Pizza Day (apparently) and what better way to celebrate it than with @krimdelakrim.bsky.social 's Pizza Boy, who is the best thing to happen to pizza since stuffed crust~ #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #KrimDeLaKrim #InternationalPizzaDay #PizzaBoy #Obese #Femboy #FoodPeople

RIP queen...

Saying "this old man's fucking it up sexual style" about Robotnik would make Milton Knight unironically swell with pride.

@secrettfalt.bsky.social "In the name of the moon, I'll punish your waistline!" #DecoyTheSKeletalBoy #Cocoa #Tricertops #SailorMoon #NerdGirl #Obese #WardrobeMalfunction

In the name *huff* o-of the moon *huff* I'll Punitsh y-you! *𝘙𝘪𝘪𝘗𝘱𝘗~*... Oopth! Since I'm not sure if this alt is going to be uploaded as well. more post fat nerd transformation lovelyness curtesy of @skeletalboydecoy.bsky.social!! who should be posting the normal of this on their profiles today!

I was today-years-old when I learned that this guy was a real thing and was the equivalent of making an 'Imitation Crab' character.

Giving me these vibes~ #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #Nintendo #SuperMario64 #ChainChomp #BBW #Obese #BigTits #FatAss

Noelle tries alcoholic eggnog for the first time...to disastrous results. Always remember to drink responsibly this holiday season~ #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #Deltarune #NoelleHoliday #Christmas #Eggnog #HyperAss #Obese #WeightGain #Drunk #SSBBW

Donkey Kong December -- Animal Buddy edition #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #DonkeyKongDecember #AnimalBuddies #Rambi #Enguarde #Rare #Nintendo

In honor of corrupting all things innocent #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #NiGHTSintoDreams #NiGHTS #Reala #Puffy #WeightGain #Obese #FetishArt #SSBBW

In honor of NiGHTS finally having a definite release date. #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #NiGHTSintoDream #NiGHTSJourneyofDreams #NiGHTS #Reala #ChristmasNiGHTS

Why does the wolf look more like a fox then the fox does?

At this point I feel like they may as well just wait until the 25th and give them a Christmas NiGHTS skin to mark the occasion.

So... can someone please tell NiGHTS to get their fabulous, femboy ass into Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds already? #LiterallyOnlyBoughtThisGameForNiGHTS

Without nostalgia tied to it, Tomba is one of the most upsetting, falsely advertised gaming experiences that was my displeasure to play.

One can only wonder how this will effect the meta. Unfortunately due to their current state, NiGHTS inclusion into Sonic Racing CrossWorlds has been delayed... #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #NiGHTS #Tails #BlazeTheCat #BlueberryInflation

NiGHTS is coming to Sonic Racing CrossWorlds this month and you know what that means -- Time to corrupt 'em! #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #SonicRacingCrossWorlds #NiGHTSintoDreams #BlueberryInflation

Am I the only person that finds this game to be profoundly boring?

Happy Thanksgiving, all~ #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #Thankgiving #LaPavitaPechugona #CartoonPhysics #BodyMorphing #HyperBreasts #HyperAss #HyperHourglass #SSBBW #Obese

One last thing for Final Fantasy IX before the year is out~ #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #FinalFantasyIX #25thAnniversary #SquareEnix #Beatrix

I was today years old when I learned that the Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles are coming to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds...I swear to God if anything less then the four turtles gets added!

What in God's name possessed Sonic Team to incorporate only two members of the Deadly Six into Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds? Zavok alone I could understand, but only him AND Zazz? It's laughably awkward to me. It's like if a game featured the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but only Donatello.

I've rarely been more disappointed in a game than this...

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.1* Kaptain K. Rool - Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Nintendo #Rare #DonkeyKongCountry #DiddysKongQuest #KaptainKRool #Kremling #Screech #Pirate

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.2* Papa V Perpetua - Ghost #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Ghost #PapaVPerpetua #TobiasForge

Rottytops waves at you, what do you do? An exclusive for the end of August.

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.3* Trance Kuja - Final Fantasy IX #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Kuja #FinalFantasyIX #25thAnniversary #SquareEnix

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN NO.4* Pizzahead - Pizza Tower #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #PizzaTower #Pizzahead

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.5* Satan - ANTONBLAST! #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Antonblast #Satan #Devil #Butt #Red

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.6* King Dice - Cuphead: "Don't Deal With The Devil" #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Cuphead #KingDice #Gambling

I have evolved beyond the need for a body.

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.7* Psy-Crow - Earthworm Jim #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #EarthwormJim #PsyCrow

Bless you. I needed him fat.

This is the best I can provide #DecoyTheSkeletaLboy #Ghostbusters #Janine #StayPuftMarchmallowWoman #WeightGain #Fat #SSBBW

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.8* Killjoy - Killjoy (2000) #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Killjoy #AngelVargas #EvilClown #BMovie

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.9* Gangreen Gang - Powerpuff Girls #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #PowerpuffGirls #GangreenGang #Ace #Snake #BigBilly #LilArturo #Grubber

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.10* Risky Boots - Shantae #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #RiskyBoots #Shantae #Pirate #PinupArt

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.11* Mina - Mina the Hollower #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #MinaTheHollower #YachtClub

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.12* #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Nintendo #Earthbound #Mother #PorkyMinch #Starmen #Giygas

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN Unlucky no.13* Stingy Jack - Pumpkin Jack #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #PumpkinJack #StingyJack #Jack-O-Lantern

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.14* P.S.Elle - Romacelvania #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Romancelvania #PSElle #SwitchWitch #PumpkinTitties

Salem understands me as a person.

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.15* Mullock the Glukkon - Oddworld #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Oddworld #Glukkon #Mullock

Going out of state on vacation for the next few days, Halloween Countdown posts may not be uploaded on time, unfortunately

*HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN no.16* Count Bleck - Super Paper Mario #DecoyTheSkeletalBoy #HalloweenCountdown #Nintendo #PaperMario #CountBleck