I’m good. I’m there. I’m your warm body, your steady “yes.”

Always a good day to mention that I love his slutty ponytail and pretty hairpiece so much……….

/ why do i feel so sick

Agreed.

Kinda hot.

/ he has some regrets

I, uh— [Static noise.]

I hate this fucking family.

But I want to do it in the “praying mantis” way. YOU want to do it in the “having another baby and getting married” way.

/ RIP xy you would’ve loved tripping balls

Is that a threat or a promise?

[ 🐸 ] [He doesn’t want to eat uncooked bugs anymore.]

I STILL WANT TO KISS HIM. 🤢

/ there’s no heterosexual explanation for this

/ godddd xue yang is such a sucker for compassionate men

The angriest amphibian in the entire world.

Got cursed and became a frog, angrily ribbiting and hopping around like crazy.

/ ugh i do Not feel well

/ i’m cackling

He didn’t mean group sex. Fuck this, I’m out.

“Yeah I dress up like my dead roommate, what of it”

[Batting at @xuetaotie.bsky.social like a spoiled cat. Give him attention, damnit.]

“His waist is so holdable. Everyone should give him sweets. His lips are surprisingly soft. You can trust him not to maim you without cause.” People cannot stop saying these things to me.

“Xuē Yáng is so handsome. He’s so talented. Xuē Yáng is a genius.” Many people are saying this.

/ stealing :P liked the posts on a different account though

I have no choice but to be malicious today.

/ my shiny new bp2 diagnosis and me:

I wanted to know you. I wanted far more.

/ I’m so BORED

/ XY and who??

You can't expect to be perfect. What if it's not enough? What if this is the best I ever am? What if I cannot be who he needs me to be? What if I'm not good for him? What if I will just make it all worse? What if I just hurt him?

/ seems like DnD was canceled last minute :( there goes my only plans for tonight

/ why am i so BORED 😭

“Xuē Yáng is so handsome. He’s so talented. Xuē Yáng is a genius.” Many people are saying this.

/ listening to my “liked” songs on shuffle and rediscovering old gems and also deeply cringe anthems that encapsulate the time in which i “liked” them 💀

I’m just special like that. ✨

He’s nice to me.

He’s allowed to be mean.

/ stealing :P liked the posts on a different account though

/ do u like my half-dragon XY 😌

/ do u like my half-dragon XY 😌

He’ll wake up any minute now. ☺️

/ sarah smiles is kinda xuexiao (xxc—>xy) when u think about it…

[‘You fooled me once with your eyes, now, honey; you fooled me twice with your lies.’]

/ i’m so BORED maybe i’ll start my xy as durge bg3 playthrough