Ouroboros but it's me dusting my house while shedding skin cells

The 10 hour period where my neighbor isn't singing karaoke has come to an end. I'm not complaining, I think it's cute

Finally getting around to playing Signalis, highly recommend to ps1 era survival horror fans. The puzzle design is in that sweet spot that seems simple at first but has enough wrinkles to make you feel clever for figuring it out.

1/10 "Someone saw a facebook ad and now they think they're autistic" "They're just saying they're autistic as an excuse for shitty behaviour" "Everyone thinks they're autistic nowadays" I hear these kinds of statements a lot on-line and even in real life, sometimes from my own friends and family.

Well shit, the dominion society (white nationalist troglodites) are posting flyers in my community. Gonna go for a bike ride and see how many I can tear down. Fuck these clowns

alabama is arabic for "the abama"

Started reading Hyperion which begins with "The Hegemony Consul sat on the balcony of his ebony spaceship and played Rachmaninoff's Prelude in C-sharp Minor on an ancient butbwell-maintained Steinway while great, green, saurian things surged and bellowed in the swamps below."

The jamwow, a rag that wipes jam on to your toast

We need a gym that's just a bunch of drumkits in soundproof booths that are all mic'd up for you to record and there are trainers available to give you pointers

Change the word "love" to "lunch" in the title or lyric of a song. In the dead of night Lunch bites Lunch bites

Yeah well your mother and I read the king in yellow and WE turned out fine...

Premiere Smith’s illegitimate attempt to end run the system after the system failed to produce her desired chaos is a master class in ratfucking. Here’s how the question is structured: Should Alberta stay in Canada? Yes - Alberta should leave No - Alberta should stay

Bread heels are better when you toast them on bagel mode

I swear I've looked up the definition for ontological thirty some odd times but it just never sticks. I'm just going to assume it's everything to do with the science of fingernails and toenails from now on

Sunday night is the weekepilogue

Never a good sign when you're buying a hat and the person at the cash looks genuinely concerned for your wellbeing

1/3 Just finished 1000xResist (no spoilers) I really wanted to enjoy the experience and I feel like it's a personal failing that I didn't.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Bopping to music in an advertisement 🤝 Thrashing from demonic possession

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

🇨🇦's #BillC22 is entering committee study this week - and we're hearing it may become law by end of the month. We never say this: but this is the worst, most privacy-breaking bill we've seen. It MUST be stopped. Speak up against it and read on to learn more: www.openmedia.org/StopC22-bsky 1/

Cutting healthcare so we don't have to tax this guy and then lionizing him for doing fundraising campaigns for hospitals is a choice. Pickpocket returned my wallet, what a hero.

Are people really taking ibuprofin at the gym to keep working out despite their bodies screaming at them to fucking stop or is that just marketing? No pain... gain?

Parents should be flipping tables and howling at this.

Proving you're an adult means providing information like drivers license or an image of your face to private companies in order to log on. You know the same companies that keep having data breaches. Stay safe out there, maybe switch back to using the corkboard at the grocery store exit.

Hard to find info on candidates for local elections when you're not a facebook stalker. Really wish they'd send out resumes instead of posting garish billboards all over town. I've never once applied for a job by erecting a giant sign with my face on it next to a business

Those Angina Pectoris' got me convinced!

pa pa perogi face pa perogi face muh muh muh muh

They should invent crappy books that are less than 200 pages

Sad news day. Me and my wife got absolutely obsessed with Timber Timbre's haunting music and Taylor's impossible to ignore lyrics when Hot Dreams dropped 12 years ago. RIP

Great article by @nolore.bsky.social this morning Couldn’t have said it better myself! noraloreto.substack.com/p/dismantlin...

Just had a spider jump off me like he was chilling in my beard. I wonder what other druid powers I can look forward to this season

Rob Halford voice: Raking the lawwwn raking the lawwwn

It's... uuuuhh.... Pangea! No I don't suck at latte art, anyone would recognize this as Pangea

Oh shit new Tom Waits song with Massive Attack

Write to your MP, let them know you won't need to vote strategically to keep the cons out this time around

Why yes I've read* the classics *Saw the Wishbone episode

Combating misinformation by getting duped but not having the initiative to make any life changes because of it

Power's out and my stupid ass just tried to play a record cause "it's analog"

I can't stress just how much Justin he's giving off here. Like that's not Trudeau, that's Justin.

If we get rid of cars we're going to need to start installing private screaming booths into the parking lots

New Otoboke Beaver!

If you push that button, your ass gotta go

Easter coast lifestyle

They're putting AI in the toothpaste. I did NOT have this many teeth when I started brushing

Some 70s Iranian psych rock that I like

Don't explode human beings