LIVE! Kristala (cat souls game) finally got its 1.0 release so time to get that playthrough going www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I've never understood why people gravitated toward MrBeast but now I will straight up publicly shame you if you're still a fan

LIVE! As you can see, we're being very serious today and learning the run for Mouse. Very very serious work. btw the speedrun is wrong warping to the final mission. weeeeeeeeeeeeee www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Okay look I don't own an actual pipe. This was the closest I could come up to do like a noir-themed thing Anyways, finishing (?) Mouse P.I. for Hire today followed by speedrun testing stuffs after. I'm also hosting T1.Done's closing run of Elden Ring tonight! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I really hate how every new game's speedrun has to be fully routed and optimized 2 days after release. People are shoving "[WR]" into their video titles one day after. It feels like we've forgotten the joy of discovery. It just has to be done instantly now.

Friends Complete Collection on DVD

LIVE! I'm gonna go ahead and let you guess what I'm playing today. Yeah I've been eagerly waiting for this one for over a year www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Say it louder for the people in the back

lm, and I can not stress this enough, fao

LIVE! Need to go back and re-do my Requiem PB to get a legal run so we're starting there. If we get that quickly, we'll do a DS3 rando "speedrun" (lolol) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

We just finished season 2 of Severance. I will be telling all of my enemies, from now on, “devour feculence.”

LIVE! Day 2 of DS3 rando permaslop attempts www.twitch.tv/danejerus

@asuka424.bsky.social please don’t ever glitch on me

LIVE! After the monster PB in Requiem yesterday, I'm going to tackle one of the biggest goliaths of a challenge run I've ever taken on: DS3 randomizer permadeath There will be much death www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! More Requiem runs. Stole a few strats from wr so PB should be pretty free now. Might start a new game after. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

An air raid siren just went off outside my house in the middle of the country so that's one way to start the day

LIVE! Back to Raccoon City runs. NG+ no intro. Followed by... shiiii idk we'll figure it out www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! We're 2 days late but it's my birthday stream! To celebrate, I'm doing a seamless co-op randomizer with my IRL brother. This is a rough approximation of what this looks like (but in reality, we actually look nothing alike lmfao) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

FeelsBirthdayMan

Today I had to sign papers with a notary public and she had to lend me her glasses because apparently my eyes are becoming trash. Body plz. You have enough medical issues. Let me have this one.

Nvm. Xfinity is apparently just as garbage as Spectrum when it comes to giving customers the internet they pay for. We'll try again tomorrow.

LIVE! Tackling DSGP runs again today for a better time. Requiem runs after www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Don't Dead Open Inside truly screwed up all of our brains

#BoycottWarhorse #BoycottKCD2

LIVE! We are absolutely runpilled with DSGP any% runs. Absolute speedmaxxing. No pink mogging fr fr www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I’m officially back on a biologic. My allergies are being treated. Today is fantastic. I might not be absolutely miserable with awful an painful skin for at least the foreseeable future.

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

LIVE! Back to DSGP and Requiem runs today www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Decided to take a break from speedrunning for today and boot up a Dark Souls III rando. We now have a tracker on screen too. Let's hope my ever-breaking controller can hang on for dear life. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

wtf? This is one of the mainline producers for GDQ. This guy helps put on one of the biggest charity events in the gaming industry and he's also one of the nicest guys. This is outrageous.

We are NOT so back. We aren't so back BECAUSE, chat, we never left.

LIVE! I'm back! Sorry for the weird break I didn't plan on. We're back today with SGDQ submission prep www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! DSGP runs. We got sub-hour with a really terrible run so we're chopping this sucker down even more. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

so good omg

LIVE! 11-player multiworld randomizer with @colonelfats.bsky.social and a bunch of other cool people! I'm playing Dark Souls 3, he's playing Lies of P, and I'm pretty sure someone is playing a coin-flipping game somewhere in here www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Freshly hair-cutted and ready to do more DSGP runs www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! I think I figured out the issue with DSGP runs so we're back to grinding it today for sub-hour. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Okay. This is fine. Years of algebra classes and puzzle games have prepared me for this moment.

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

DSGP softlocked so I lost the drive to do more speedruns. We're switching to DS3 rando instead. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! More DSGP and RE9 runs today. I borrowed Asuka's capture card so we can start Bloodborne Soon™ (tomorrow mayhaps?) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

No LB = No WR

PSA for speedfolk that are submitting to marathons, big or small: Many marathons are moving away from words like "crazy," "insane," etc. - other ableist words like such.

LIVE! Speedrun day! DSGP runs followed by Requiem runs! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

RE: seeing how toxic Requiem's Insanity mode is

LIVE! DSGP got an autosplitter! First runs with LRT, followed by... idk we'll figure it out lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Is it okay to bully thriller_instinct for being an asshole? Yes. Yes it is.

Okay we may have power slammed our way through the last 3 episodes of season 1 of Severance in one sitting and oh my ABSOLUTE GODD WTFFFFFFFFFF