Hello Minneapolis. We’re in you. ❤️

good lord the packedness of this schedule

So not only did @danejerus.bsky.social and I hear the baby's heartbeat for the first time last week, I think I felt movement for the first time as well.

Supremely Awful Court

LIVE! I decided I'm going to continue with RL1 and I'm just gonna not get salty at ER anymore. Surely it's the simple www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Chipped through some of Caelid but I'm starting to feel the salt seep in so I might ditch this run and start something new next stream. Not sure yet. I don't want to just be a salt mine all stream long and kill the vibe so I'll have to sit on this one. Thanks for sticking around if you were there <3

LIVE! Making surprisingly good progress through RL1. Most of Liurnia is done. Caelid today followed by Altus. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

"You have to choose from either not using tools that can make you way more productive, and probably failing due to competition that does." Tim, the point is to make the ones that use it fail. This guy has so missed the entire and complete point.

Just saw Sinners (I know I know I'm over a year late, sue me) and hooooooooooo boy. 9/10. I'd give it 10 but it took way too long to get going but godDAMN did it go once it did

LIVE! Day 2 of my unskilled ass trying to trudge through Elden Ring RL1 www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Can't wait for the bubble to burst. Half the jobs I find to apply to say "AI training" in the title and like, yes I would like a paycheck but I value my soul and integrity a whole lot more.

It appears YouTube changed their UI and they shortened a bunch of the info about each video under the thumbnail and it's gaaaaaaarbage

REAL

LIVE! Do we call today my first half-Father's Day since the kid ain't born yet? Finishing up the ER rando we started last stream, followed by an attempt at starting RL1 (no promises on finishing this one) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Finished Duck Detective (very good little compact game, 9/10). Starting Elden Ring rando now!

LIVE! A viewer redeemed making me play Duck Detective: The Secret Salami... so... I guess we're starting with that. Probably gonna do Elden Ring after or something idk www.twitch.tv/danejerus

So while the kid is still in the process of being printed, I'm not technically a father yet, but should I do something special for my "first" Father's Day?

At least the AI summary is accurate. Amazing job, Twitch. Truly.

LIVE! Absolutely no AI slop here. We're gonna finish Yomawari today and then I've got a bunch of non-AI Steam demos to work through! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I will forever laugh at solo devs that put an AI disclosure in their game on Steam that says "look I'm a solo dev. There's no possible way for me, a solo dev, to make a game solo without AI" and it's like brother so help me do you know how many 100s of games from solo devs that don't have it???

LIVE! I'm back! We've weathered power and internet outages for going on a week now but I can't be kept away for that long. Today, we tackle the DS3 Cinders mod until either I get tired or Xfinity says I've had enough. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

We’re now over 12 hours without power. What a welcome to the Midwest this has been.

Bro closing with Portal 2? FEAR? RE1? 2p1c Hades II? I dare say GC may have whipped up a meal with this one

Finished it! Radahn was somehow only 9th try but that could be because I had 2 big bonker hammers and so did my summon, me.

LIVE! Elden Ring DLC day 2! Last stream we got Rellana and Gaius down. Onward to more deadness! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Xbox showcase to start stream off. First play of the Elden Ring DLC after. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Every audition, she says "I don't think I'm gonna make it in this time" and I just chuckle silently to myself cuz she apparently can't ever see what I see. This woman is bursting with talent and I'm glad she's finally going to get to showcase it in a finale. Proud of you babe <3

Oh good now I have to be worried about OBS overlay widgets that put my name on the stream while I'm trying to lurk. This is actively hostile to lurkers. This exact shit is why I haven't had a follower alert since pre-pandemic.

LIVE! Day 3 of ER vanilla run to prep for DLC first play. Caelid is almost done. Underground/ Leyndell/ probably Mountaintop all today www.twitch.tv/danejerus

this white woman fresh off the funeral pyre and just starts double jumping and doing aerial raves that's crazy bro

LIVE! Continuing ER vanilla run to prep for DLC first play. Cleared all of Limgrave and Liurnia last stream. Today is all of Altus and Caelid. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

If you're chatting in the Summer Games Fest chatroom, you are *very* likely an *extremely* toxic person.

LIVE! dw about the bg, we're finally painting my stream room I bought SotE for ER but I don't have a NG save file ready for it so we're doing a fresh file, non-rando run to get the Tarnished ready www.twitch.tv/danejerus

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Yeah this tbh. I stopped achievement hunting when I realized I was forcing myself to play stuff I didn’t really like just to finish the achievements. I still catch myself falling into that pattern even now.

LIVE! Working more on the 8-game solo AP runback. Starting with Lies of P today. And I'm sure there won't be anything notable to talk about in this selfie. Nothing at all. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I would buy tickets to watch Jasmine Crockett kick Stephen Miller's ass. She would absolutely demolish him in the octagon.

LIVE! Rare early Thursday stream but I want to crank down some of this solo AP so we're back in today! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Today begins the salty runback of the 8-game solo AP and now? All 8 games work *applause button* Choo Choo Charles, Dark Souls 3, DREDGE, Lies of P, Microsoft Paint, Risk of Rain 2, and Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Delaying the solo AP runback by one day because @colonelfats.bsky.social and I are doing a DS3 + LoP AP race instead. So to commemorate, I did my best impression of him for my go-live selfie 😈 www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Wet-haired-dane today. Day 3 of Elden Ring all bosses rando. Mt. Gelmir and underground before Consecrated Snowfield and Haligtree www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Elden Ring all bosses rando day 2! But that's none of my business... (also I have been working on the solo AP runback offline so yay) www.twitch.tv/danejerus

Absolute clown shit lmfao. The internet has been SCREAMING this for YEARS at this point. This has to be one of the stupidest cognitive-dissonant double-downs in any industry I've ever seen.

Legit get this game if you haven't played it. It's heart-wrenching and about as close as we're ever gonna get to old school SH.

LIVE! Today, I start a randomizer of Elden Ring (base game only) where we kill all bosses (but not... "her"... she's removed from the pool) This might take a few streams. Once it's over, I think we runback the solo AP now that I fixed a few things that were broken before www.twitch.tv/danejerus

WE DID IT! Got Choo Choo Charles done and it was all downhill from there. Items releasing there just shot everything out of a cannon. Absolutely going to do more of these. They're stupid fun. Thanks for joining me on my 8-year streaming anniversary <3

LIVE! Day 5 of solo 8(-2) game AP to celebrate 8 years of streaming! I think we're finishing at least 2 of these games today. www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Decided to go live for a bit today to chip away a bit more at the 8(-2) game solo AP! www.twitch.tv/danejerus

LIVE! Day 3 of my 8(-1) game solo AP to celebrate 8 years of streaming! Starting with Pokemon today because... I wasn't actually BKed in that one lol www.twitch.tv/danejerus

I have 525 hours in Lies of P. I'm not buying their next game. See? That's called having principles. That goes to every one of you that still consumes Harry Potter content.