Going through my concert footage and I was reminded just how much cunt Rebecca Black serves

The new Knives Out movies falls for the same chemical misconceptions: acid must be bright green (and only dissolves organic matter and not metal) 🤦‍♂️

Waiting for some potentially life-changing news, please send good vibes 🙏

Hey I was in Hyperspace Lumiose and I found this butter, do you want it? It's pretty nice butter

My hoe phase has been officially CANCELED 🙅‍♂️

Did my civic duty and cut off a Cybertruck in traffic

I feel like I need to be marinated in lotion

Snowed in for the weekend 🥶 at least I'm with good company 🥰

Naturally discovering these new megas without any spoilers have been such a delight. There are some really oddball choices that I love so far!

Ms. Mega Stones is kind of a sickening drag name

You ever just look at old photos of yourself and 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Now imagine my surprise watching @absol.standingintheodds.com's Z-A movie and seeing @uncannyrodders.bsky.social and @changoatx.bsky.social cameos!!

Told my friends how much they meant to me last night and they cried 🥹🥹

Turning 30 🥴

Whoever invented birthday blues you need your ass beat

Didn't realize yall don't fuck with Spotify, so here's my top artists off YouTube

Falling asleep in someone's arms would go really hard right now

Getting to be really good at killing feelings for boys who don't want me 🙃🫠

151 slides later, my birthday trivia is COMPLETE 🙌

Foxsune Miku just dropped

Ice cream today with one boy, dinner date tonight with another, omg this must be my rom-com era

I should really wear sweaters more often, I forgot how comfy they are

Not one reference cited...... this girl just wanted her conservative claim to fame 🫩🙄

The last week of my 20s 🥶🥶

Grandma said she liked the beard, so here, have a selfie 😊

12 hours of Black Friday shopping....my wallet isn't the only one feeling spent 😪

Trying to not queen out to Abracadabra playing at the Maurice's (impossible)

4 hours of sleep just to go Black Friday shopping....these women are relentless 🫩

And let it be known we're the favorite child 😌😇

Planning a birthday trivia all about me and its coming together quite nicely 💆‍♂️

The stale bread in my cupboard finally realizing its purpose:

Do you think my class could tell I'm a fanatic at naming alkanes

Midnight Sun is the best pop song of the year

Yeah I'm seeing Wicked For Good again MIND YOUR BUSINESS

Getting read to filth for my Friendsgiving outfit 😵‍💫

Just been changed for good send help 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

You're never gonna guess what I'm about to do 💚🧙‍♀️🧹🩷👸🫧

January vs. November 🤯🤯

I just think men are really pretty

Been at the dealership for three hours now, they better be turning my car into a transformer atp

Matched with a boy in the morning Exchanged snaps in the afternoon Went on a date in the evening And he's cute too!

Forgot I have tickets to this Drag Queen Christmas show tonight.......but I just want to watch Wicked 🫣😓

The grocery store cashier with a stutter:

Gay people having a music video night

Happy "National Give Me a Compliment Day" are yall going to celebrate??

Yall mind if I mourn the wicked

The re-Wicked-ification of Poison Prof is eminent

Protons:

A pretty good Pokémon event if I do say so myself

Gays in happy committed relationships: how did you know your partner was the right one for you??