took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀

if you know you know

i took a huge detour from my Deoxys hunt because i was like “50 luxury balls isn’t enough” so 3 days later i’m at 202 luxury balls and i’ve practically moved in with selphy and sebastian at resort gorgeous. i’m going for 400 total bc i’m determined to catch deoxys in a luxury ball

i’m 26 year old haruhi fujioka

groceries should be free 😡 #needdat

didn't occur to me until now that Mario Tennis Fever abbreviates to MTF and got jumpscared by the mario wiki

coping with my bad sleep schedule by saying "oh well in the unadjusted non-daylight savings time it's only so-and-so o'clock so it's that damn spring forward's fault i'm up so late" as if 2 AM is that much better than 3 AM

finally broke through a slump of “i’m so demotivated and overwhelmed at the same time when it comes to shiny hunting” by taking some time for myself to just get in the groove. and now i’ve pushed through that and every waking moment is like “i gotta get more resets in” DEOXYS WILL SHINE

my hobby is knocking things into or off of my sink while i’m washing my hanrsc

The video game industry is facing record layoffs and huge amounts of uncertainty. I need a union contract to feel safe.

what’s so great about scott anyway

hi girlies

i missed the kirby air riders event i’m kms

The efforts apps have made to take choice out of content consumption is part of why there's more negativity. People are constantly being fed things they don't like and being bewildered by it instead of actively clicking on something and thinking "I might not like this let's see."

happy miku day ✨

my digestive system is having a fucking field day rn wtf is happening to me

finally, ai got something right

This is how I found out

New Casting Details Released for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie http://gonintendo.com/contents/58616-new-casting-details-released-for-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie #yoshi #merch #mario

this is the funniest fucking toy ever this is from burger king

the legend of woke majora’s femme where the happy femme saleswoman sells you estrogen

Tune in now for the #NintendoDirect featuring the final trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Watch here: ninten.do/6017Qi4Iv

got super lucky with this hunt and made it into a video!! How I Caught Shiny Deoxys in Pokemon FireRed on the Switch! youtu.be/EhE4VWn6qbU

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i completed the kanto dex in leafgreen on switch/switch 2 yesterday! i wanted to get this completed before starting my deoxys shiny hunt, with which i’m currently at 300 SRs.

AAAAAA

groceries should be free 😡 #needdat

i need 5 billion dollars

ohamorning everynyan

[Mario Kart World] Nintendo appears to have posted a screenshot from an unreleased version of the game on the My Nintendo news website. The Battle icon has a Bob-omb in the screenshot. In the current public version of Mario Kart World, it only has a coin and balloon. 🐦 original post

Pokemon Winds and Waves

pokopia is fun so far :D

A belated Li Kohran quickie for her birthday #李紅蘭誕生祭2026 #李紅蘭生誕祭2026 #サクラ大戦 #art

It’s MUCH easier to tell in-game rather than by this clip, but I just realized that the stair tiles in FRLG change your speed to simulate uneven terrain. I feel like I noticed this in the original but shrugged it off as unintentional/area loading weirdness. I wonder if this applies everywhere.

I’m so happy people are able to play FRLG, these are some of my favorite GBA titles I cannot wait to get through my playthrough to finally be able to legitimately hunt Ho-Oh, Lugia, and Deoxys I did ACE in JP Emerald for my Mew hunt last year, but I’d hunt it again in a heartbeat with a rerelease.

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: MAJORA'S MASK if Skull Kid turned Link into a Goron first Happy Mask Salesman: You've met with an AWESOME fate haven't you. You look KICKASS Link: Honestly I don't even want to change back

my top 3 favorite characters of all time are 1. Touko Fukawa 2. Kino Makoto 3. Hatsune Miku

A huge problem is that this is the first skeet I've seen on my timeline this morning to reference HR7661 as something other than "this bill". People cannot contact their reps about "this bill" - they need the number. Anyway here's a handy script if you don't know what to say when you call.

Metacritic has sent a reminder email to all games site editors/publishers which is pretty strong, and great:

you have to keep living. listen to me. you have to keep living. don’t do their job for them. i know it’s hard. you have to trust me that there is a light at the end of this tunnel. you have to keep going. we will survive and we will celebrate

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

i really like when my favorite character has hands