How soon can we make 51st state jokes?

I'm pretty sure Brandi Carlile is the next Bruce Springsteen, if she isn't already.

Man, we're in for a year of great shows in the twin cities.

Congrats to Brandi Carlile for solving the Target Center acoustics problem.

Hey, I really hate this!

@aarongleeman.bsky.social The Twins are posting from their Bluesky account today. Looks like a positive sign of things to come.

Pretty excited for my first Brandi Carlile show tomorrow.

Which country is he talking about?

Walk faster little blue guy.

Democrats need to find a way to talk about affordability in a context that will provide lasting relief b/c neither party has the ability to constrain greedy companies from charging more. D's have to explain that only we can reduce other life costs, starting with healthcare. O/wise it's one & done.

That was pretty amazing pass from Heise. Just a sick play all around. Really took advantage of the 3x3.

As the pedophile führer's ICE Nazis are ordered to release people they've kidnapped, they do it in the dead of night to make sure it's as cruel and brutal as possible. Fortunately, compassionate Patriots are there to meet them and make sure they're ok and driven to their homes.

The existence of Clavicular presupposes the existence of Acromioclavicular.

Your daily reminder that this dope sucks and will never be president.

Can't wait for the Signal group meet ups at the Brandi Carlile and Jason Isbell shows.

Just a reminder that Ashley Padilla is having a breakout season on SNL. Carrying the whole thing on her shoulders.

As a Democrat? No. The stupid dude wants people to watch his boring show for another two years. That's all this is. No one in the Democratic party is going to nominate a Republican in 2028. It's laughable.

All of my texts are just one-time passcodes. Shockingly, I have had to ask for these codes more than once.

@randballsstu.bsky.social You know who would never have an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law?

My thing with AI is, we already have computer, and it worked very well. AI is behind computer now, and is much less accurate. The upside is computer that nobody trusts, but they're spending 1,000x the money on it. It's just not worth it, even if it works.

I could watch this forever

I wouldn't rule it out either if it meant a few more losers would watch my pointless show for two years.

So, which Portuguese football team should I root for?

So how am I supposed to convince my immigrant clients that it's safe to go to the doctor now?

As long as you're nice to white people, they won't be racist? Wtf Redfin?

Maybe the NYT woke up and figured out that no one is going to read them either if they walk in the same direction as the Washington Post.

Dashcam Confessional

Not going to lie, I think this should be legal.

So, this whole ethnic cleansing and ideological terror campaign is going to have some lasting mental health effects for the majority of Minnesotans and a lot of other people I suspect.

Kamala Harris is in Avengers: Doomsday.

Nice one, AI.

The new Muppet Show is fantastic. It's also unfair how talented Sabrina Carpenter is at everything.

They don't have enough people for this in just Minneapolis, and they've got 2,000 people here. It's not feasible. They can't deal with the lawsuits either. It's all empty talk.

@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social bookmark for later

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Ok I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't

I don't know why they did this. The dinosaurs still look old as hell.

Destroying the aviation industry to own the libs.

Fascism.

"Hey, how are you doing?"

Lisa Demuth's name should never be mentioned by a democratic candidate without "ICE collaborator" and "responsible for the death of 2 Minnesotans" within the same sentence.

There's nothing I have less time for than people criticizing how we're resisting an ethnic cleansing and terror campaign where I live.

They are going to have to update those, "I bought my tesla before I knew Elon was ______" bumper stickers.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social I think you might have to save up some of that sandwich money.

I'm a huge fan of the Pitt. I guess you could call me a Pittophile. Haha. Lol. Ahhhh. Wait. Oh no. I think I see it now. Pittiful.

How can anyone even see him driving back in his micro machines car?

Congrats in advance to all the people whose mug shots were released by Pam Bondi on getting laid so much. I hope you're all set for life.

Telling telemarketers, "I'm in Minnesota right now and don't have time for your BS" has been extremely effective and I've even received an apology. Would highly recommend.

I guess we're going to need to haul both their asses in front of Congress, and then a tribunal, to sort this out.

You're going to need a 24/7 channel for all those names and faces, buddy.