The Afro Deli is the Mpls skyway is closing after today because there was an ICE raid a few days ago and they don't have enough employees to continue. I will vote for any person who promises to put these dudes in jail forever.

losing my mind at the 25% of GOP voters who think most Italian Americans are "more loyal to a foreign country than to the United States."

I've never had a Spotify subscription. What do I win?

Sabrina Carpenter could fix Blue Sky. We need to go after her in free agency.

Time to print some sweat pants with "civility" written on the butt cheeks.

Is Hamnet a sequel to the Pigs in Space Muppet Show sketch?

I always knew something was off with Cameron. I never liked the Avatar movies (too dances with Ferngully), Titanic was good until it was an action movie. Honestly, the best thing he's done is True Lies.

"Oi, what's all dis then?"

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts: 1. Sprinsteen/REM/Bright Eyes/John Fogerty/ Neil Young 2. Zwan 3. Soundgarden 4. My Chemical Romance (The Quest) 5. Adam Green (400 Bar)

The Jim Croce song "Five Short Minutes" is 3:29 long.

I mean, pie is so tired. Wake me up when the discourse gets to Dunkaroos.

I think people think Bari Weiss is smart because she is a woman, has glasses, and is a Lesbian, but if you listen to her actually speak she's just an overconfident dumb white guy.

I like leaving the play, Waiting for Godot, early, because I don't want to get spoiled on who Godot is.

The first law Democrats should repeal if they retake Congress is the ideal gas law.

A movie that takes place where you're from:

Fine, you can move Tehran to my house.

Listen, I know a lot of chiropractors are, shall we charitably say, goofy. However, the practice of occupational medicine is disappearing, which is going to leave the task of writing work restrictions to chiropractors. They're the last line of defense against the elimination of workers comp benefits

Why did they take out the pole?

Only Girders in the Building

No one deserves to be in the basketball hall of fame more than Red Panda.

There are only 2 global entry machines at LAX. What a joke.

I didn't want to miss out on all the MN Aurora pics.

I got banned from Blarney's for doing stand-up on their one and only comedy night because they didn't appreciate my jokes about the catholic church.

My father in law is in Minnesota pet sitting for us and he can't be bothered to try and view the northern lights. A true Californian.

Air New Zealand is a delight. More airlines should offer fudge as a snack option

Klobuchar is going to be the next minority leader.

This will keep the shelves stocked.

The Loons have their game 163.

The goalie won it?! Loons!

Oh no, my dog cracked again!

My Uber driver in Auckland thought the Mamdani win was super funny and embarrassing for Trump.

The MTG face-turn is basically when the Godfather became the Goodfather. No one is buying this.

Your weekly reminder that the NYT is click bait, has been for a while, and you don't have to engage.

Going to start the loudest "Woke-Woke-Woke" chant at Target Field the day that it happens. We're going to find out in the top of the 5th of some random game against the Royals and you're going to hear the weirdest cheer ever. I can't wait.

There was no info from the candidates about the 2 Hopkins city questions about moving to even year elections & switching mayor from 2 to 4 year terms. I voted no on the 1st b/c I generally think local elections shouldn't be tied to state-wide races and that will just raise the cost to campaign.

It's so funny how detailed employment releases are. There's a half page confidentiality provision about trade secrets that my client is not allowed to disclose. She works for a tow truck.

Gotta make sure people know where it is with all of the construction.

I don't know how you can see videos like this and think that immigrants are still causing all of your problems. They are ripping your kid's daycare teacher out of their school.

@aarongleeman.bsky.social old friend alert

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney died.

Remember when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face and his friend apologized?

TIE DOESN'T GO TO THE RUNNER; THE RUNNER HAS TO BEAT THE THROW. I hate you, Tom Brady.

Welp, I plotzed.

🎵🎵 "The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that it's all a lot of tricks But no treats. "

The sun should start at 9 AM like everyone else.

Very rare concert double header today. A 4 PM Ronnie Chieng/Hassan Minhaj show followed by Local H/Sponge at 7:30. Can't believe the latter two aren't headliners but that just means I get to go home early.

Well, that was executed poorly by the jays

Not a single Sloan outro from the Fox production team. Shameful.

We are only two years removed from the Twins beating Kevin Gausman in the playoffs.