Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.

Is this not literally going to end up with us cowering underground hiding from SkyNet??

What could possibly go wrong ?

I’m not religious. But I’m all for people like this speaking truth to power rather than blindly seeking to be the power. Brava Bishop Mariann, you good egg.

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

Word of the day is ‘catch-fart’ (17th century: an obsequious individual who will always follow the political wind.

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

I’d rather chew my arm off thanks.

Me everyday.

Festive snacks at the giving blood centre. Sign up folks, people need it and it’s very easy! And you get mince pies.

Lovely end to the day - my novel is in the Daily Mail Novels to Gift for Christmas Guide! 💙🌊

Quackers after our bait this morning. Might as well have it coz the fish don’t want it 😂

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

Argh too many! Some books I loved that were published this year: - The List of Suspicious Things by @jenniegauthor.bsky.social - How to Slay at Work by @sarahbonner.bsky.social - A Drowning Tide by @sarahlawton.bsky.social - Brat by Gabriel Smith - The Eyes are the Best Part by Monika Kim

Ooh. Hmm. Maybe I should narrow this down to a genre. Fantasy? -Robin Hobb -Brandon Sanderson -Philip Pullman -Raymond E Fiest -Naomi Novak

Thinking about starting a starter pack for Writers Who Are Sulking About Not Being In A Starter Pack. Current number of people in it: me, sulking. (Disclaimer: I am not really sulking but I could be if I wanted to)

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

Anyone else utterly unable to get on with audiobooks? I love a podcast when I’m having to do something I don’t want to (like exercise or housework) but audiobooks just won’t “go in” like they do…is it a neurospicy thing or just a me thing?!

My mill grind brings all the rats to the yard, their innards taste better than…yeah don’t know where I’m going with this one.

Okay FINE here is a photo of my dog, who thinks I am her personal mattress when she’s not guarding her driveway from delivery people, cats and errant leafs. Evie, barker, sulker, lover of schmackos.

And you can borrow audiobooks from most libraries too I think, and ebooks! No need for those nasty thieving download free websites…

This would be one of those occasions where desperation to touch something (okay, boop something) I am not supposed to could result in ABH to myself. Would be worth it though.

Hope you're all enjoying your weekend - the wolves sure are! 😊

Hey siri, show me “living your best life”

100% of the time.

I just learned that Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. An alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform (and yes it's really easy to transfer your lists from Goodreads to StoryGraph). You know, while we're moving things.

pretty sure my dog thinks i am her servant/mattress