If I just sneak in and act casual no one will notice I’m suddenly here after being gone for a while. Btw, if you like the tee follow gayartbyalex on IG. He’s fantastic! 🥰

Post you from a different era College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳

Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝

This, dammit! (Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)

I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌

Also, because this is funny: I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged. Y'all. My ears. MY EARS

That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.

Same, girl. Same. Featuring Luma.

It was fun making it into some pics from the parade, but why does it look like I’m doing some weird walk?!

Is 53 too old to try this for the first time?! Asking for a friend. 😬😜☺️

When you run into the super handsome and hunky @shymsclmsp.bsky.social for the first time at Pride and HAVE to get hugs and take a picture. 🥰🥰🥰 He’s as amazing in person as you can imagine!

Another tee? No way! 😘🥰 🩷🤍🩵 transfigureprintco.com

Also, I have to share this tee because it makes me so happy in every possible way. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

How does this app work again?!?! Sorry for being so quiet! I’ve had every intention of engaging here again and then…failed. 😤 Anyway, please accept this pic of me in a tee by the amazing @yeahbuzzy.com as compensation. I’m aware the pic is worthless—it’s the thought that counts, right?

Just some dancing queens at Trixie Mattel’s SOLID PINK DISCO 🪩 💖 @mplsmeathead.bsky.social @captainsafety.bsky.social @sprucemountain.bsky.social @jyoyo.bsky.social

Hanging with @mplsmeathead.bsky.social @hibrobear.bsky.social and my babe @jyoyo.bsky.social

Well…BALLS. (It’s not for a birthday. The cake just looked super good. And was. Thanks, Costco!)

I’m taking a time out from my time out to wish you all a Happy National Unicorn Day! 🦄 I’ll be be back soon! (I know, I’m phoning it in and recycling content. Love you, though! 💜 That counts for something, right? 🥺)

You look so good! I’m so happy you shared this! 🙌🏻💪🏻🙌🏻💪🏻☺️🔥

Hope this counts as a hint of green for St. Patrick’s Day! 💚 you all - Dad 🍀 Tee by @itscodes.codyshipman.com

Original, I know. Me in a tee sitting in my office. My creativity is boundless! Anyway…love you, kids! XO - Dad 🥰

It’s the first time in a couple of months I’ve made four days in a row. This time it’s gonna stick! It has to! 🥺 @handygay.bsky.social this tee makes me think of your post! 😜 Dad loves you! ❌⭕️

Had a dream last night I had 2 tix to a Def Leppard concert at the local convention center. Gayle from Bob’s Burgers was there also (and VERY excited) so we had to figure out how to tag in/out with the seats so we all three could see them. @chongster62.bsky.social would this pass as canonical? 🤫😂

Channeling some green on this snowy day. 🥶❄️➡️🌱🌿

The view out my front window today. The snow is magical in December, annoying when it’s a surprise in March even if it will melt quickly. But I love the rainbow flag set against it. 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Sending you all good Monday vibes.* You’ve got this, friends! Love ya - Dad 😘 *Or whatever the kids say. Also, drink your water.

Hi. Hello. How are ya?

Have you licked a rainbow today? 🌈👅🦄 XO - Dad 💜

I had to get these flamingo/pool float trunks while in PV because they reminded me of the unicorn pool float we had in PS for my 50th. Her name was Cynthia. She was mean and would attack anyone who got in the pool. Especially @jmacnc.bsky.social 😜😳😖 XO - Dad 😘

The tee is a little on the nose right now. Smiling through it so I don’t scream instead. Happy Wednesday, kids! Love you - Dad. 😘❤️

Can’t add the song like I did on Insta but pretend The Breeders “Cannonball” is playing. Hahaha! I’m the last splash! 😜🌊

My favorite part about the donkey ride up the mountain was the fact that, every time the guide yelled “¡Andale!” and the donkey would start trotting quickly, my watch would tap me and ask “Are you doing an elliptical workout?” Is this…is this normally what I’m like on elliptical?!?! 😳😬

Okay, I guess it would have made more sense to use a pic like this one in my prior post, right? Because the weird aspect ratio of the original makes it look like I just posted a pic of my crotch? 🤔🤣🙃 I’m overthinking this, aren’t I. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Apparently someone set the photo filter to “stocky and thicc” because I don’t normally look quite this beefy?!? 😜🤔🤣 #justtheyip

Sunshine and a rainbow. ☀️🏳️‍🌈 XO - Yer dad

So about this shopkeeper in Avowed…😌

So here’s the follow-up. I THOUGHT this was the end, but it wasn’t. My excitement was short lived. As they said “put on this safety helmet” I remembered the final thing was a super long water slide. I’d forgotten about it. I went from “woooo!” to “oh hell no!” 🥹➡️😳 (Yes, that’s me on the slide.)

This pic is REALLY important to me because I was SO anxious about our adventure day and all the scary new activities. I’d ziplined but never rappelled, gone on water slides, or ridden donkeys. I pushed myself and this was the pic at the end of the final activity (a “rollercoaster” zipline). ☺️☺️☺️

I’m not going to post much about our recent Puerto Vallarta vacation because it seems super self-indulgent and I don’t want to be narcissistic but there are some things that were important to me that I’ll probably share, so I appreciate you all having patience with yer dad. ☺️😘

I have to accept I’m not going to have time to respond all the time like I want to, and that I’m not gonna be able to keep up on everyone’s posts. But that bothers me on a fundamental level. Makes me feel like not a good social media friend, you know? I don’t like it. I need more time. 😳😤

How long after returning from vacation is the least traumatizing time to check one’s credit card balances? Asking for a friend. The friend is me. I’m scared.

Last beach day. 🥲 Proud of my coordination though! 😜 Dad loves you kids! 😘

Also, yes I am finally getting back to birthday messages. I’m not proud of how long it has taken. 😖 Don’t know if that makes me a reply guy but…whatevs 🤷🏼‍♂️ Love you kids! XO - Dad

Look out. Feet on main. 😜 First vacay in a long time. Short trip to Puerto Vallarta with some friends. Unrelated…my beard is too short because of an unfortunate trimmer incident, so I need that to grow in thicker posthaste.

Random, but I hate when someone remixes someone else’s song and pays no attention to the key the vocals are in. It’s like they’re so proud of the new track they came up with they’re determined to use it even if doesn’t work. Taking a different chordal/rhythmic approach? Fantastic! But make it FIT! 😤

Okay. Back from my mini-break. Sorry I haven’t had a chance to reply to you fine folks yet! Gonna get on that. 😘 XO - Dad

Level 53…unlocked! And let me tell you, it took a lot of XP! 🤣 1st pic is today, 2nd is last night out for a pre-bday dinner with my handsome man @jyoyo.bsky.social, and the last is baby me. 🥰 Thanks for all the wishes and for all the continued support and love! You all ROCK! Love you! - Dad 😘

Fuck it. As I wrap up the final days of 52 might as well share a flex from today’s workout. I’ve been struggling worse than ever with motivation and fatigue (since early 2024 tbh) and I’m going to celebrate making it 2 days in a row, because that’s something. Right? Love y’all! - Dad #flexfriday

Never played any of the Silent Hills the first time around, so finally checking out the remaster.