Why not 🤷🏼‍♂️

Went to a naughty white elephant gift exchange last night - even decorated the bag myself 👨🏼‍🎨. My gift was a vintage Playgirl from 1979

Thank you! You’re talent knows no bounds 👨🏼‍🎨🥰😘

I rarely participate in hump day posts so here 🤲🏼

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Didn’t bring any cute bears home from the holiday party last night, so you get to see my boxers instead

Office belly

Morning fellas

✌🏼💁🏼‍♀️

Touching up the blonde 💜💁🏼‍♀️

Happy Friday, fellas

TW Sunday

The signature pose

The (blonde) bimbo’s back 💁🏼‍♀️

“Get away from her, you BITCH!!” Ellen Ripley for Halloween this year, I even made my own Reebok Stompers out of craft foam!

Weekend starts today!

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Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝

Jocktober TBT

Ready for Sunday service

Surprise, bitch. It’s been 6 weeks since I’ve been in office

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🌅

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Thinking about doing gay stuff this weekend 🙈 idk what about you?

Minnesota State Fair! Even though I ate all the good fair food, the best part of the day was buying this ring that says “cocksucker” 😝😌

Goodnight bloomfs 😚

Didn’t see any of you at the Eagle last night, maybe next time? 😘

Just woke up, good morning MCM 🥱

May the force be with you 😌

This hat and sunglasses are the only things I’m wearing

Sorry I haven’t been onsite in a long time to provide an office belly pic. Enjoy

Portrait of a Pansy 2025

WFH attire 🐾

Went to the gay beach* *small steep muddy bank about 20ft wide

I guess this is a TW profile now 😝

Well it is Tuesday

Hotel dad briefs

Good morning from Montana

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Hey guys

Good morning big guy

back at it

ATTN: Minneapolis friends!! Golden Valley Pride Festival is seeking volunteers to help on Saturday June 7th. Come be a part of the celebration, please 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

For the tummy fans out there

Kentucky Derby party from this weekend

Yay, Star War 😝

Yeehaw!!

Happy Saturday fellas

@xsyckes.bsky.social is super charming, ya’ll are missing out!