Diese Prozente treiben mich in den Wahnsinn. Ich raffe das überhaupt nicht...

I've added multi-window/monitor support to my Doki Doki Dialog Generator: https://edave64.github.io/Doki-Doki-Dialog-Generator/pre/ It's still janky, in part because that's doing things browsers don't really like, but I think it's just a really cool flex for a web app without any supporting […]

Ignoring every other post, this is the only post in the fediverse.

I'm getting old. People were discussing the UI, brainstorming about how to handle text that is too big for its button. They were showing a button with extremely squashed together text. I suggested using the <marquee>-tag as a joke and was met with blank stares. Nobody knew what that was...

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Today, I have fulfilled one of the stranger childhood wishes of mine: Having 128GiB of RAM :D

"Be careful not to do that thing you just did!"

Project for September: Make one #origami model every day. It's a bit more relaxed than projects. I'll have something going on in real life that forces me to take it a bit easier this month. Also, maybe I can use the time to finish up some other projects. Or play some games. Either way, I'll […]

Today is the second day in recent memory that #thunderbird just deleted and locked my calender. It has backups, so it's not too hard to restore, but that just makes me wonder why it doesn't just allow attempting a restore in the UI. :/

Always nice when you can bullshit your way through a problem and now people think you're the expert

Hab mal wieder einen veganen Jogurt gefunden Friendly Vikings O'gurt Bester Haferjoghurt den ich bisher probiert habe. Extrem mild, kaum merkbarer Nachgeschmack. Könnte ich Becherweise essen. Der Mango-Geschmack ist leider sehr schwach, aber das gibt […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Das Schneewittchen mit 7 plötzlich die Schönheit der Königin um das tausendfache übertraf ist schon sehr absurder Power Creep

The grape fruit is not to be confused with the grapefruit.

Ich habe einen schnelleren Anschluss bei der Telekom bestellt. Jetzt hab ich kein Internet bis Freitag. Fantastisch.

Ich wollte nur eine Limo trinken, da spritzt mir plötzlich mehr als die Hälfte des Inhalts entgegen. Über meinen Schreibtisch, Tastatur, Monitor, Fußboden. Habs gekostet, es sprudelt extrem und schmeckt nach Alkohol. Ich hab noch nie davon gehört dass Limo […] [Original post on chaos.social]

Thinking about the THPS 3+4 soundtrack where they took out "Wish" by "Alien Ant Farm", remembered that I never understood the lyrics of that song. So I looked it up, and I can't blame myself for not getting it. https://genius.com/Alien-ant-farm-wish-lyrics "Make a wish, make a succotash wish" […]

Klingeln diese Strompreis-Fuzzies eigentlich überall an den Haustüren oder ist das ein regionales Phänomen?

Don't try it til you've knocked it

> Fan upgrade made my system run faster

This months project: Month of b4CPU https://edave64.github.io/b4CPU/ This is a 4bit #cpu simulator I started with a friend a while ago, but was then left abandoned as a private repo for two years. This is a project very close to my heart. It is designed after a tool called "Micro", an old […]

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Wer nämlic mit h schreibt ist dämlic.

https://keygenmusic.tk/ tracker music player

Old game minus

Never run a working system

"Pay what you want" software should be called "Enter-price"

Never run a working system

It recently occurred to me that the idea of C being fast because it's low level is kind of oxymoron. I would expect something low level to give me high degree of control over the code's behavior and generated output. But code optimization runs exactly counter to that. Pointers and especially […]

TIL about Hollerith constants: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollerith_constant Always interesting to see how deeply weird early programming languages were.

This is exactly what the internet is for.

Dead dead internet theorist theory: Anyone talking about how everyone on the Internet is a bot is a bot.

I missed the start of this month, so I'm a day late. This month I'm making a month of #tooll3 It calls itself "an open source software to create realtime motion graphics". It basically seems to be a demo tool, and the name is wierdly similar to Werkkzeug in which I used to play around. From […]

The Fairphone 6 has been released, and I think it's the first time I've seen the obligatory AI blurb be followed by a note that, don't worry, you can turn it off :P https://shop.fairphone.com/the-fairphone-gen-6

How do I keep my cloud services safe from bird strike?

I'll refuse an offer you cannot make

Someone recommended me that you can train the YT shorts algorithm by closing the app for at least 5 minutes when seeing something I don't want to see. If only there were some kind of thumbs down button that it could use as input. But I guess we just don't have that kind of technology...

Yes, dear program. You should follow the system light/dark theme preferences. You should not default to something else and wait for me to set it to system.

INCREDIBLE. I FELT IT THERE SHINING. YOUR POWER. A LITTLE FURTHER.

I have successfully burned my mozzarella sticks in the microwave 🎉😢

In preparation for deltarune chapters 3+4, I have replayed chapters 1+2. I find it oddly respectable that they have, actual bugs aside, remained mostly unchanged from their original releases. With I fanbase that dissects every tiny aspect of these games and making every kind of contradicting […]

I got a can of "Organics by Red Bull" as a promotional gift. Apparently, that's not an energy drink. Which I only noticed after I took it back out of the fridge because I was in the mood for an energy drink :/

Introducing the best hashing algorithm: Just cap the value 32bit. It's extremely fast, small, and all but one of the hashes it can produce are guaranteed free of collisions! :P

SMH your head

Idea: An error handler that automatically opens a page listing alternatives to your application

The worst magician: "Does this match your card?" *

TIL: /[/]/ is valid syntax in JS. The js syntax expressly understands regex class syntax to make exactly this possible. Best I can tell, this was added in ECMA 5.1 (https://262.ecma-international.org/5.1/#sec-7.8.5) ECMA 3 still treated regex just as one block. ( […]

Open-source etiquette: When you fork a project with "open" in the name, make sure to replace that with "libre" :P

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This month's project will be significantly less public. It's the month of getting my shit together. Goals include: - Cleaning my apartment - Establish a system to keep it clean - Make a long overdue doctors appointment - Do my taxes

I really like the concept of back-connect motherboards. We are already routing the cables through the back, just let them plug in the back and fully keep them out of the way. Personally I prefer circuit board aesthetic to cables anyways. Too bad that currently all back connect MBs for AM5 I […]