[brain fart] "das letzte hemd hat keine kartoffeln."

does anyone know a good app for personal todo list apps on desktop? web apps are acceptable as long as they only store data locally. it doesn't have to be very fancy, and it should have a low barrier to entry. if it's a desktop app it should have a flatpak available. preferably no gnome-y ui […]

we need emoji for real life so you can tell people how you feel.

Days are for the week

i trembled in fear or rather, excitement for what is to come one day I know, a breath will fill out the cosmos see, the black soliloquy #lyricposting

"the loyal we": when you talk about the people in power as "us".

right now it's an empty canvas, but I can easely change that 😎.

@benjamineskola i think the main failure of liberalism is the attempt to use government as a means of liberation, instead of focussing on direct action. when trying to boil down liberalism to a government plan there is little left but "do nothing". you can't really command people to be free and […]

oh btw, did i ever talk about "soviet emulation"? because it's very funny. (unfortunately, it's got nothing to do with console piracy in the eastern block, though.)

ugh, grad eben war's noch vor ner stunde 🫩.

endlich: degrowth durch ozempic!

why am i so godamn scared of failure 😢?

RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116585138549310262

I heard of zopfli and brotli, but guetzli and jpegli were new to me 🤔. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guetzli https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libjpeg#Jpegli

social media should allow people to set their own notification sounds.

frieday 🍟

Instead of fighting 7 evil exes, you have to befriend 7 loving metamours.

Liebes Chaos, @Wifi_cable und ich machen mal wieder ne Sammelbestellung: 3 Shirts in 4 Farben, tailliert und untailliert. Vielleicht ist was für euch dabei? https://shop.technikfeuer.de/noerd-shirts/2026/

autonomy not sovereignty!

babe, wake up! new emergent math pattern just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiX4CFIiegM see also the extra video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgmDuBCayPw they didn't explore other numberings for the squares, though... #redandblackknights #emergence

btw i need to make welfare applications in the next two days. i would be very happy if someone would could help me with some #body_doubling. preferably someone i know.

[HRT, infertility] oh yeah, little life update from, uuuh, last year. so i forgot about sperm conservation when staring HRT, and apparently so did my gyno. so early last year i had to suspend HRT for, like, three fucking months, in order to still do that. it sucked. my body euphoria was gone […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@rechelon/116525023346778981 i somehow find this fascinating how these people think. for them, states are basically in control of society, and they see civilisation as an achievement of the powerful. and its threatened by anything that looks too much like freedom […]

thinking again about why there isn't an API emulation thingy like Wine, but hosting #macos applications. i guess it comes down mostly to people who don't use macOS not caring very much about macOS-exclusive apps. still, it's a bit sad. it would be neat to have. i'd especially like to see […]

heute tradwife morgen trümmerfrau

it seems to me that almost all "anti-capitalism" can be fairly cleanly divided into anti-bossism and anti-commercialism. #capitalism #anticapitalism #bossism #antibossism #anticomercialism

This is perfect! (By Amadeo Capelli) #mechanical #craft #art

i took a silly #amiatechbro test and got 55%. i believe this is the optimal result. the questions tend to somewhat meaningless and/or mush together different statements together. i'm still a bit insulted about the "hustle culture" bit, though. :P

I had to code this one myself to convince myself it was real. The yellow and blue "busses" are moving smoothly at exactly the same speed. from https://www.futilitycloset.com/2026/04/28/the-stepping-feet-illusion/

"so basically AVIF is the new JPEG and JPEG XL is the new PNG." #avif #jpegxl #jxl

#gameidea: a game world with where the player is assigned different goals that give them a very different perspective on the world and what should be done in there. the game mechanics do not change, just the interpretation by the goal tracker. but the player shapes the world around them.

So, I just tried to add visual regression testing to my project Doki Doki Dialog Generator. Turns out, canvas rendering is not consistent between operating systems on any browser. Both scenes are rendered in chromium, on macos on the left and ubuntu (on github […] [Original post on chaos.social]

[misinfo] the word "short" is actually short for "shortened horticulture".

Meister Eder und sein Goblin Mode

"there is basically two sides in the 'free will' debate: compatibilists and those who find it very regrettable that they have a brain."

i just learned that "naturalistic fallacy" is not just a synonym the appeal-to-nature fallacy but is also used to discredit the attempt of defining goodness/badness in terms of natural terms (as opposed to supernatural, metaphysical, etc). that just seems to define moral naturalism as […]

wow, that #redbuttonbluebutton thing fucks with my brain in ways i didn't expect. https://xcancel.com/waitbutwhy/status/2047710215265730755

god: creates the natural order. me: laughs in his face and makes tomato sauce with blended strawberries and raisins. (it's nice!)

I don’t care if it’s unreasonable. To properly study ants I need an ANTROV (ant remote operated vehicle) This would be a tiny robot. Ant sized, with antenna and cameras and sensors so you can go into the nest and find out what the heck is going on in there! This is one of the main reasons I […]

when you drink 20 alcohols and try to not pass out, this is known as the hard problem of consciousness.

My grandpa's pathetic deck has no cards, Kaiba

Fork the system

if you swim a lot in the ocean, going further and further in, you'll get sea-buffer.

TIL it's trivial to do a "triple click" action in a web app because the `click` event has a `detail` property which counts how many times it got clicked in a row. https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/Element/click_event#usage_notes

I've now finally finished my blog post for "July 2026 - Month of #tixl" Nothing new, just this thread here as a big write-up. Also, maybe thumbnail preview now works. I think mastodon can't do SVG thumbnails? Also fixed some html so it doesn't try to automatically download all the videos […]

is it normal that videos just don't play on mastodon anymore? I can download them and play them from disk, but in the web player just doesn't do anything.

death to #digitalsovereignty. uphold #informaticalautonomy.

[the bible, slavery, "peace"] "peace", according to the #bible: Deuteronomy 20:10 (NRSVUE) 10 “When you draw near to a town to fight against it, offer it terms of peace. 11 If it accepts your terms of peace and surrenders to you, then all the people in it shall serve you at forced labor […]

OH: Freiburg as in free beer or Freiburg as in free speech

"Mit der Petition wird gefordert, dass keine eigenen Register zur Erfassung von trans* und nichtbinären Personen geführt werden dürfen. Die Rechte auf informationelle Selbstbestimmung, Gleichbehandlung und Schutz vor Diskriminierung müssen uneingeschränkt gelten. Jegliche Pläne zur Erfassung von […]