This time last year I finished my artist residency; producing an audio installation of local love stories told through a telephone ☎️ Definitely need to dust this cool piece of tech off and dip into another creative project with it!

I’m all for people pitching themselves to be on podcasts but for the love of god you can’t fool me with your generic insert of a recent episode reference when you clearlyyyyyyyy have not listened or understand the show

I’m arguably far too excited for the new M&S to open in Cabot Circus

There is no better feeling that when the barperson thinks you're next to be served, but actually someone else was and you get to be all like 'no, it's actually their turn' and you're basically Jesus.

This September I’ve: - Got stuck IN a train toilet and had to be let out by a man that was strong enough to pull it open from a tiny gap - Got locked OUT of my works’ airbnb and had to force the lockbox open with a knife - Got stuck IN my own bathroom and had to kick through my door to get out

What a milestone

lowkey wanna be well cool and make a one off zine highkey think theres already too much stuff in the world and dont wanna contribute to it

all i want for christmas is as much 620 colour film as i can get my hands on because why is it sold out everywhere😭

After over 2 glorious years I’ve decided to grow out my undercut Please keep me in your thoughts and send me strength over the next 6-10 months even though I really should’ve learnt from the time I shaved half my hair off

if audio wants to grow, it has to pivot to video also, if salads want to grow, they should pivot to pudding

Kai and Vicky or Balvinder and hot new Aussie pro to win then please #strictly

Fuck me they milk this launch show don’t they Do we need all these separate VT packages 😂😭 #strictly

Lads we’ve finally found somewhere in Bristol that does munchie boxes Miss u the North xx

Sending film off to be developed is such a lovely process of hope, patience and not getting your hopes up 😂

I’ve been in my flat for two years and been constantly confused by a weird sounding horn that goes off every now and again I’ve just realised it’s the local scrap man 😂

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

I know bake off has always been innuendo central but fuck me all these jokes about rings and holes for doughnuts are a bit much 😂

Really funny seeing the flags-aren’t-offensive mob getting offended by literally any flag that isn’t British

bake off, taskmaster, strictly and celeb traitors? autumn tv is autumningggg

I used to have such an energy for award entries and now I just truly cannot be arsed Love me some validation but at what cost? (+VAT)

Everyone wish Moose a Happy Birthday RIGHT NOW please thank you #catsofbluesky @savannahbetts.bsky.social

Not enough podcasts publish over the weekend By the time it gets to Sunday I have burnt through all the weekday releases

My wine smashed over half of my food shop order so guess not only who isn’t having wine on their Saturday night but doesn’t have the ingredients for the quesadillas they’ve been thinking about all day 😭

Ive said it before and ill say it again; It’s mad how much of a difference hoovering makes

Why is Wimbledon college of arts sponsoring every single podcast I listen to

Will never get the hype or aspiration to live in London I swear every other city in the UK is way cooler

Transphobia and anti-trans laws, much like homophobia and anti-gay laws, are largely about enforcing gender in relationship to childbearing capacity. Trans rights are human rights, which means they are also women's rights. Trans rights are also the rights to express our gender in the way we choose.

Petition for trainline to stop putting 2 separately booked seat reservations sat next to each other when the most of the carriage is free Cba playing chicken with my seat incase I end up trapped next to someone that feels obliged to sit in theirs instead of all the free ones

Facebook has put the React button on the right and as a left handed person I find this highly offensive

Dipped my toes into a Fountain of Youth- idk why when I already still get ID’d trying to buy a red bull 🤪

CASTING CALL💚 If you're non-binary, of the global majority, 30-40, 5'5" +, and based in the South West or South Wales then email us with your headshot, spotlight/ CV, and showreel at: [email protected] #casting #audition #roisinandraela #scifi #lgbt #actor #film #southwest #southwales

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

#GBBO must have some budget

lowkey obsessed with these colour shots from my kodak brownie. A very chill seagull and a very orange Cabot Tower @ Brandon Hill park in Bristol 🥰

The physical flags (most likely manufactured in another country) a one thing but I cannot get over terrible red spray painting like how can you claim THIS is pride in your country?😂😭

As an adult, I really appreciate the difference a good hoover around makes Like how does it make everything look cleaner when it’s not like the carpets looked visibly dirty???

Wedding DJ played two Robbie Williams songs (Let Me Entertain You and Rock DJ) back to back last night and I don’t think I’ve ever been happier on a dance floor

Everyone says pogcarse instead of podcast and it’s driving me mad

Adding making the quiet carriage on the train enforceable by law

As a north Shrops girly nothing enrages me more than hearing posh people pronounce Shrewsbury as Shrowsbury WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THE O FROM IT MAKES NO SENSE

Stunning #pokebowl #sushi #bristol

Stop👏putting👏adverts👏for👏true 👏crime👏on👏comedy👏podcasts I don’t wanna hear about monetised tragedy whilst listening to funny people chat shit thank u

God i have so many thoughts on being a rural working class media creative i might have to be a class traitorous wanker and write a substack on it or something

no joke this is literally the computer monitor that is still in daily use at my parents house

Reserved a cheaper hotel for a wedding next week with free cancellation agesssss ago Actual venue hotel is now discounted to near enough the same price meaning i can cancel and rebook I've saved like £50 what a great win for megan on this thursday afternoon

Think I'll read this once a week forever. Patricia Routledge, I love you.

Why do local papers report on all the private schools having “excellent” a level/gcse results each year?? Like surely that’s the point of paying those fees, it’s hardly groundbreaking news is it

I wanna get a cat so badly