Going to war to prevent war, is the most stupid thing I ever heard

Stunning work

God bless the pub

If it wasn’t for that one scene in Fresh Meat I’d volunteer myself down a dental school if it meant I didn’t have to pay a hundred pounds quid for a polish xox

How long do you reckon we have until a British soap does a character falling in love with an AI bot as a storyline? I’m giving it 6 months

Why is getting an NHS dentist not a guarantee? Why do I have to pay private fees when I pay the same NI and tax

Thank FUCK

It’s nice to feel hope isn’t it?

Just seen a Tiktok pointing out that Arctic monkeys sample war pigs in Arabella and my mind is blownnnn

literally screamed I knew it would be Cressida #Bridgerton

man i really should have started stand up comedy 20 years ago, built a solid reputation on the circuits, get my big break on telly, capitalise on podcasting and social media, then essentially become a YouTuber with my own production company and pave the way for other creators to also build brands

At this point how can you *not* vote Green? Like even if you disagree on some of their policies, the alternatives are only desirable if you’re full of hate or a billionaire

One of the funniest things about the Under 16s social media ban proposal is how many fully grown adults are thickos online- getting scammed, believing fake news, thinking strangers are actual friends etc You don’t turn 16 and magically know how to use it responsibly

I didn’t measure out my bara brith ingredients, just eyeballed it till it felt right Do we reckon it’s going to turn out as a lovely airy lightly spiced tea loaf or a stodgy rubber brick?

What reallllllllly fucks me off about calling any uni course a “waste of time” if it doesn’t end up in direct employment is that it totally ignores all the other benefits of going to uni I got to move out of my TEENY TINY VILLAGE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PUB OR A SHOP and experience the world

Does anyone wanna give me let’s say like a million quid?

nice whilst it lasted

It's so awkward watching videos of podcasts as the presenters just sit there motionless while keeping their heads near the microphone. Richard Herring gets it right by getting the guests to hold their mics.

THE SKY IS BLUE AND IVE DONE ALL MY WORK FOR THE DAY AND AM GOING FOR A WALK

Why does Patreon think I want to see a feed of shite from shows I haven’t subscribed to? Please don’t fall to the pressures of sticking an irrelevant algorithm when I’m payyyyyyyying to see what I want there

The constant rain and grey signs are trying SO hard to give me SAD that i actually just had a dream it was nice and sunny 😂😭

just made a teaser and slung an application into Whickers- i have no hopes of anything coming from it but i do think its good practice to go through the motions of pitch writing when you have fun little ideas you wanna make

There’s a TikTok trend atm of people revealing their first text convos with their partners to the lyrics “This wasn’t supposed to be a love song” And obvs the dead cute ones are random meetings but people are using it for their Hinge matches like ??? That was indeed meant to be a love song

As much as I am obsessed with Punch the Monkey and like every single pic I see of him and the ikea orangutang… It is mad that he’s gone viral bc of human empathy compared to so many social injustices for this planets children and humankind

Nothing but respect for Lee Evans for being like yeah I’m good I’m gonna retire Like what a once in a lifetime talent- he’d fucking rake it in if he did a comeback tour

I suspect red bull have changed their recipe

Very stressed out about Punch the monkey btw

Air fried sweet potato makes life worth living

2026 really told 2016 to hold its beer eh

I do think it’s time for those flogging their patrons to retire “it’s the same price as a coffee a month” motto Like yes I would love to support every podcast I love but at the end of the day I’m not a fucking Costa

Calling all South West and south Wales audio creatives/producers/voice actors/engineers/general nuisances If you wanna make some more industry pals then please give us a follow on insta! Next (very chill) social is gonna be in March! Instagram.com/BristolSoundsGood

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

Just seen someone who refers to themselves as a Witch/Spiritual/Pagan use fucking ChatGTP to make their social media content like ??? Babes that’s not magic, that’s data mining that’s destroying the Earth you’re supposedly connected to?

Feels like an early pancake day this year What next, an early Easter?!

Bristol would be so sick if it had trams again but the way people cry over roadworks for bike lanes being out in makes me feel like it might be more chaos than it’s worth and that money should probs just be invested in what’s already a fairly decent bus network

*screams into the abyss*

Me when I woke up this morning: oh good the sky is blue! Bit windy but I’m sure i can go for a walk at lunch or something The weather: fuck you heres another downpour even though the weather app said dry all day

The comedy nerd within me is BUZZING that Mock The Week is back The audio nerd within me was distracted by the wireless handheld mic seemingly used as just a prop for that “stand up” vibe whilst they already have a lapel mic on for the entire ep

Kinda insane how good Roses PR is when it comes to Valentines etc Like ah yes a big bundle of thorns how romantic

Shoutout to Dropbox’s “Save As” feature btw Being able to turn video files into audio files without downloading them and converting them is a life saver

There’s a million reasons to not stick your kids all over the internet but there’s one influencer family that thrives so much off of the negativity their kids get in the comments and it just blows my mind that they continue to put particularly their tween daughter at the front of it

How the fuck do people function on drugs? I’ve had too strong of a coffee and can barely concentrate

I could neverrrrrr go to one of those cute sunny places (like Greece or Turkey) where it’s one of those towns full of lovely stray cats bc I would fall in love with all of them and be too sad about leaving them there

Nothing says “Protect Free Speech” like threatening to shut down an entire university

It’s so funny to me that some people desperately want us to have more kids and are concerned about birth rates yet A) hate the idea of in any way supporting families that need financial aid and B) hate immigration and think “we’re full”

In all seriousness will this rain ever end

Do “time wasters” see people’s posts on fb marketplace and then go oops nvm when they see “no time wasters” in the caption

One of the worst things about the ChatGTP character trend is the realisation that my generation are now apparently thicko boomers “Everyone play along!!🤣” is giving peak “copy this to your status if”

I am so tired of rich people refusing to build anything new and just burning everything that exists as a public good to the ground instead. They have decimated journalism this way. Remember when they used to be scared enough to build public libraries and parks?