Been a while since skies were blue, but I had a mail day today. Specifically, this strange envelope. I would open it, but there was also a strange legal doc served at home C/O Stephen Jury advising me not to open this or else I would going to court. I can only hope to be curious for so long…

Glendale Arizona looked like a Street Fighter Stage.

They've both been mercilessly booed by the WWE Universe. #wrestlesky

if I break this, I get a free guy

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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

Literally what dm-ing someone saying you'll unfollow amounts to:

Nintendo is rightfully getting a lot of guff for charging $80 for Mario Kart World... But Sony demanding A HUNDRED AND TEN DOLLARS for two games originally released in 2013 and 2020 respectively is FUCKING OBSCENE #FizzVsGaming

The cuck chair line would have been far funnier if Kenny didn't try to follow up with an OnlyFans joke. #AEWDynamite

Joey Janela with some barbed wire? 👀 #GCWSpecial

Allie Katch on commentary. Love to hear from a familiar voice. Hopefully, we get more of this. #GCWSpecial

I don't want to hear the Black Abdullah line on every single Tremont appearance, but if you reference it like every two months, it's pretty funny. #GCWSpecial

Crowd, you are not the ref. No one wants to see a count out. Congrats, you can count to 10. #GCWSpecial

Security Detail is Forever #AEWDynamite

Oh, that Willow table bump looked NASTY. #AEWDynamite

Where is Dan the Dad's pink? Got to get him matching his STL's teammates. #GCWWanted

EFFY really putting the Moon in Moonsault, I suppose. #GCWCompadre

VIOLENCE IS FOREVER MAKES IT TWO TIMES! #GCWCompadre

You know it's serious business for ViF when they elect not to hear the Zombie singalong. #GCWCompadre

How does one follow up the kiss exchange? With the Cody and Cena offense, with Cody's protege filling his role. Of course. #GCWCompadre

Some interesting mind games in this impromptu Sheik vs. Brooke match, especially given these two are very acquainted with each other. #GCWCompadre

Dante just hit a Swanton Bomb on a bending down Jack Cartwheel. That looked like it hurt for both of them. #GCWCompadre

To whoever just ran my credit card up for $1500+ before the automatic fraud detection kicked in, may your socks be forever wet after you put them on.

So, Joe and Hook had some interaction with Top Flight, and then they used a Muscle Buster in the finish... #AEWDynamite

Oh no, they are unironically chanting "Let's Go Max, You're the Best Wrestler Alive." This gimmick may be dead. #AEWDyanmite

MJF using Montel is kind of giving me life. #AEWDynamite

Another question that has been on mind for a bit, why has AEW seemingly dropped Mike from Speedball Bailey's name? #AEWDynamite

You know, the only thing I really questioned about Blake vs. Kenny is, why is Lee Johnson with Blake? What happened to LEEJ? #AEWDynamite

Updated list of my indie show schedules for Mania weekend. Still not sure how my Wednesday will go between Big Valley X WGW or NTLL’s shows, but I think I’ve got a solid variety in here.

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It's fitting that Johnny TV would opt to join the Rick Rude TV club, as he is also scheduled for the Beynefit for Bey show on Sunday. #AEWDynamite

The little details here. Cash is wearing a Rated FTR shirt. Dax has an FTR shirt on. #AEWDynamite

Now, why wasn't this the match at Revolution? This might have stood a chance. #AEWDynamite

I love how Mox was entering audibly shivering in a hoodie, and Copeland was out in short-sleeves not even selling the cold. Must be the Canadian blood. #AEWDynamite

That Senton on the Apron will always be Billie's undoing. It's basically the modern version of Flair going to the top. #AEWDynamite

That finish was a bit convoluted, especially since every camera angle showed that Knox shouldn't have been able to see Ricochet in the pinfall at all. But, I'm sure the triple threat will be great. #AEWDynamite

Orange doing the Speedball machine gun kicks is the greatest thing ever. #AEWDynamite

My Apple Wallet knows Mania weekend is coming (and a few stops in between).

"I'll be damned if I let someone else take my rightful place as AEW World title #1 Contender." Yeah, he did it on purpose. #AEWDynamite

Love to see a bit of the old Nick Wayne resurfacing, the guy who was GCW Tag champion before most kids have their driver's permit. #AEWDynamite

I'm honestly glad it only took less than three months to get the Visas sorted. Speedball was flat out banned from the US several years ago, which probably makes subsequent approvals take a bit longer. #AEWDynamite

I'm thrilled to see Speedball Mike Bailey in AEW, and I dig the Rukus take on Brass Monkey, TBH. #AEWDynamite

Can you even say half this promo on cable TV lol? #AEWDynamite

Is there a reason Brian Cage is teaming with someone that isn't Lance Archer? Feels weird to distract from what should be a top act in the tag ranks. #AEWDynamite

Did we need another Copeland vs. Moxley match? I know the standards are different for free TV vs. PPV headliner, but really? Why? #AEWDynamite

Does anyone buy into this being the title Yuta finally stands up to himself against Jon Moxley? It's already feeling like the boy who cried wolf here. #AEWDynamite

Airports are as a big of price gougers as anyone else. They know you can’t bring liquids to the gates, so a Pepsi Zero costs $5 from the vending machines.

Fuck, Drew Parker pulls out a door, and it's already covered in blood before the door even appears on camera because he's just leaking like crazy. #GCWFeelSo

Welcome back to GCW Jordan Cruz. Regardless of tonight's result, getting back from the broken leg is a big W in itself. #GCWFeelSo

It is kind of insane to think that Super Crazy is two matches away from being the unified GCW and JCW champion, and that Rey Horus could also theoritcally hold a win over him too. #GCWFeelSo