My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.

I was extremely wary of Keir Starmer becoming Prime Minister, and overall had pretty low expectations, but gosh darn it if he hasn’t managed to limbo right under that bar. So frustrating the ‘talent’ most likely to replace him is Wes Streeting.

Very good Davis! #LUFC

From this week’s Beano.

Sorry mate, you made your (extremely) gilded cage, now you have to play in it. #lufc

Embarrassing.

Boooo. Well, it was fun to dream for a minute. #lufc

Really has been a lost 4 years for Kalvin, hasn’t it. From being virtually the first name on the team sheet for England and playing the Euros final, but money move to City, to on loan at Sheffield United. Such a shame how his best years have been wasted. #lufc

For all the doom mongering we’ve only lost 2 in the last 14 (to Arsenal and Newcastle no less) and a win on Friday sees us go equal on points with Palace in 14th and 9 clear of the relegation zone. #lufc

Spurs look like a totally beaten team here. Absolutely no confidence in what they’re doing and just waiting for the manager to be sacked.

Not that I’m bitter or anything, but would be quite amusing if after all this he doesn’t do much and Palace end up relegated. #lufc

You’ll never catch me celebrating a late Chelsea winner, but also… #lufc

Indeed. It’s extremely dispiriting to see a Labour chancellor forward this populist argument about taxation. Particularly when she knows it is, ultimately, a lie.

I hear the best young striker in English football is still on the books… #lufc

Exactly this. We should have been playing with wingers and a second striker (Nmecha) after 20 minutes of that second half. #lufc

Ah yes, Frank’s trademark ‘it’s not fair and it’s not my fault’ sulky face. #lufc

Come on Farke, we need Nmecha on here at the very least. Probably one of Okafor/Gnonto/Buonanotte too. #lufc

What a block from the Barn Owl! #lufc

I do not say this lightly when I tell you, as a proud Scot, that this is the funniest thing Keir Starmer has ever done.

Reform’s messaging (such as it is) so far has been primarily anti-establishment. Tricky to continue doing that when the party is increasingly made up of former Tory ministers responsible for the failure they’re setting themselves up against.

10.6 miles along the South Telford Heritage trail today. So many powerful reminders of Telford's industrial heritage! I will be sharing some of the sites over the next few days. I am still raising money for Dementia UK. I would love to get to £450 💚 fundraise.dementiauk.org/s/27334/27886

I assume the idea here is to protect Keir Starmer, but surely all it does is make him look scared and weak?

I have tried *so* hard to not know anything about the Beckham family feud, and now here I sit, knowing things against my will.

Frankly, I think it’s cowardice for Warner Bros. to stop making Dune movies before they get to God Emperor of Dune.

A lot of where we are now could have been avoided had just 2 or 3 senate republicans even a semblance of a backbone and voted to confirm Trump’s impeachment after Jan 6th.

Again.

Four years old but (unfortunately) increasingly prescient.

Aside from the fact that it makes them look stupid, I don’t know why they wouldn’t just go with Solskjaer again. He was (I admit begrudgingly) actually doing a decent job last time around until they signed the old man who used to be Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nice! #lufc

Feeling very comfortable now at a goal up, so don’t discount the strong possibility we could still Leeds this up. #lufc

Another random keeper having an absolutely worldie of a game against us. 😫 #lufc

I’m not paying for TNT. Anybody got a link to a stream? I have a VPN if need be, but struggling to find anything. #lufc

Interesting to see how the team lines up with no recognisable full backs. Could even be a 2 or a 3 at the back as well. #lufc

Football is stupid. #lufc

Haha, surely that’s not the Newcastle fans I hear booing an opposition player for going down with cramp? #lufc

Newcastle under Howe are still cheating bastard whiners I see. #lufc

What is that defending though, Jesus Christ. #lufc

Amazing.

Come on Leeds, this should be a no-brainer? #lufc apple.news/AuYNgWxmHRfO...

Ruben Amorim has NOT turned Manchester United Football Club around. #lufc

Granted, we haven’t seen what everybody does in the transfer window yet, but my mid-season prediction is we’ll finish 15th on 46 points. #lufc

Wish I was at Elland Road today. Have a feeling it’s going to be feral. #lufc

Are we going to have to admit that Aaronson is actually decent now? #lufc

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Seeing Bamford looking sharp and scoring goals is making me very sad. #lufc

If we weren’t coming off Liverpool away with two fewer days rest, I actually think we’d have a decent chance against Man U at Elland Road. The league/TV scheduling has ruined what could have been a great game imo. #lufc

Every year, people mock this tree. But I love it anyway. It reminds us that if we stand together in tough times, we can overcome anything. Merry Christmas from my family to yours. 🎄✨

Is it his decision?