Yup, used to have a bit of a soft spot for ramshackle 90s Arsenal and then the early Wenger teams were a joy to watch and a welcome antidote to scum dominance. This current iteration is insufferable though. The football equivalent of the LinkedIn golf bore down the pub. #lufc

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bloke. #lufc

I assume Liverpool panicked after seeing Alonso go to Chelsea and Iraola looking like he was going to Leverkusen? #lufc

What am I missing about Gordon? I just don’t get it. Never been wowed when I’ve seen him play. #lufc

They are the dog that caught the car. This nonsense is what happens when you get everything you’ve asked for, but what you’ve asked for makes no sense.

Not that you can realistically compare different seasons, but Bielsa’s points total from his first premier league season woild have been seen us comfortably in the Europa League paces this season, 1 point off the Champions League. #lufc

Year one: become an established upper mid table premier league team. Year two: qualify for the Champions League. Year three: win the Champions League.

Genuinely wish nothing but the absolute best for Mes. What a good lad. Go and be outstanding some where. #lufc

I keep thinking how easily we could have had another 5-7 points this season and where that would put us right now. #lufc

2 points off 10th with a game to play is nuts. #lufc

So that’s James playing right wing back again is it? Not a lot of threat in that starting XI tbh. #lufc

What do you reckon the percentage chance is he sees out the full four years? #lufc

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

13th the highest realistic finish now? #lufc

Look, either get Nmecha on and go nuts with the long balls, or change to a 4-3-3 and get Gnonto on. Zero threat as it is. #lufc

Unbelievable recovery from Rodon, that. #lufc

If this is a 5-3-2 I wish it was Nmecha with DCL instead of Aaronson though. #lufc (Go on Brendy, have one of those games where you make me eat my words.)

Stanakadu! #lufc

Guess I just fundamentally think one bloke sitting in a windowless room on an industrial estate shouldn’t get to decide who stays up or who wins the title. #lufc

Rubbish. Fouls from Arsenal in there too that could have been a penalty. VAR is shit when they re-referee stuff like this and pick and choose what to look at. #lufc

Piss off they rule this out though. #lufc

Had a real feeling West Ham were going to get something from this game. Unbelievable. #lufc

Hahaha. #lufc

Arteta is just fancy Allardyce. #lufc

Not Wes Streeting though. Wes would be legitimately worse.

Hey, so maybe Morgan McSweeney wasn’t the brilliant political strategist Keir Starmer assumed he was then?

Arsenal wining that has made me irrationally angry for all sorts of reasons. Boring team, insufferable manager, fans doing the stupid Gyokeres thing into the camera, guy in the stands wearing a Yankees cap. Everything really. #lufc

Imagine if Thomas Tuchel gave an average of an interview a week talking about how unfair it was that Chelsea sacked him 4 years ago. #lutc

Jesus Christ, has there ever been a manager who has whined this hard for so long about getting sacked? #lufc

Call me old fashioned, but I shouldn’t be able to see what brand of underwear a premier league manager is wearing on the sidelines. #lufc

How is that not a red for Fernandes? VAR doesn’t even look at it?!? #lufc

I don’t believe in hell, but I assume if it exists it would look something like this.

Cannot believe “the police should not repeatedly kick suspects in the head while they’re lying prone” is in anyway a contentious view.

I love Tanaka and what he can bring to the team, but this game is really showing why Farke doesn’t start him more. #lufc

Keep this up and it’s going to be an absolute beat down. Burnley are shiiiiiiiit. #lufc

Just imagining what the general media reaction would be if, say, Ed Miliband was found to have taken an undeclared £5m from somebody living in Thailand for ‘personal security’, never turned up to surgeries citing non-existing security advice, and did or did not own a house in his own constituency.

The institutions that are supposed to protect our democracy need to wake up to the reality of 2026. Quite obviously, there is nothing to "consider" here. Quite obviously, this needs investigation. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Seems like a crunch moment Britain. We either let this man get away with it again and become a British MAGA. OR WE hold him to account and draw a line in the sand. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Absolutely lidicrous sporting decision if they go with Carrick over Iraola, which of course means it’s what they’ll do. #lufc

Banksy really is a quite perfect summation of what our cultural life has become. Absolutely no meaning or emotional connection beyond the entirely superficial immediate reading. Designed to be snackable, but posing as something profound. About as relevant as a segment on Britain’s Got Talent.

Okay, but the penalty on Gyokeres was soft as shit (basically a dive imo) so maybe shut up?

Genuinely don’t understand why anybody would want this though? Isn’t the whole entire point of story telling the humanity of it?

Er… that’s me never buying anything on Playstation ever again then!

Anybody got that gif of Michael Gove with his face melting off behind the speaker’s chair? Seems relevant today.

Lol I just read borges 'Library of Babel' about an infinite library with books of every permutation of words and the struggle to get any reasonable use out of the damn place

Another one to add to the Wembley list. #lufc www.nytimes.com/athletic/722...

17th FA Cup final for Chelsea. Doesn’t even mean anything to them. What a waste of time. #lufc

Farke always leaves Aaronson on 20 minutes after he’s obviously cream crackered. It’s weird. #lufc

Nmecha, Stach, and Gnonto on at half time for me. Let’s get after them! #lufc

We beat Chelsea at Elland Road by going two up top and pressing the ever loving shit out of them. So now we have them in an FA Cup semi-final and we go all timid, sitting off them and playing backwards? #lufc