I'm proud to be a part of this compilation. It would mean the world to me if everyone could share the post from @helltraef.bsky.social and maybe even grab a copy to support @transactualuk.bsky.social.

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

Chat, is it okay to put a naked person on their side on an album cover, or will I have to photoshop a little bit of her ass crack out? Serious responses only, please. I may have to get my camera out and throw my friend into the shallows of the river Trent again

New follower? Awesome. Let's go see... Oh. Nevermind. I don't care if your music or video is world-class or gutter trash, as long as you make it yourself. Using AI to write and perform for you does not make you a musician. AI "musicians" can gargle my balls while I've still got them.

My Birthday is on the 26th. I've always been amazed that I made it past 18, but here I am, nearly 30.

Not to be "Old woman yells at clouds", but it just feels like England's pub circuit has disappeared in my lifetime. From the early 70s to the mid 90s, it seemed like everyone was doing their own thing with their own sound. Then Oasis happened, and every band wanted to be Oasis.

The stranglers are still the best band in the world

This one www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGeN...

The best thing Gojira ever put out was that death metal demo they released as Godzilla

I'm gonna be totally honest, If I hadn't found that broken Soldano on Facebook marketplace for £80, I wouldn't have ever bought one. You can get the exact same tone, or as close as damn it, from any high gain amplifier and a good cab. Cheap amp, good cab, whatever guitar you prefer. This is the way.

I meet someone, they say that being a musician and touring must be such an experience, I explain the concept of hot bagging your own shit in a moving van, they leave.

So far, so good... So what! > Rust in peace

If the far right get into power in the UK, I'm going to be sending bombs through private courier. Not the post.

Just went to go check something. As I suspected, Coroner still kick ass

New Testament album fucks. Instant 10/10 from me.

Happy birthday, New Vegas. I love you 😘

New album still in the works. It's a lot more involved than the last one, and I'm trying out a lot of things I've never done before in any band I've ever been in. If you liked the hiss of the last one, you're in luck because my equipment is shit and the hiss is still there (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

I've embraced Drop F

I've been busier than a dog with three dicks all month. I can't wait to be busy for the next two months as well. Really fucking up my sleep schedule for something.

Just had a flashback to the time I got denied entry to a clay pigeon shoot competition because I couldn't show them my most recent hormone levels (I'd had them done like two days prior). The shotgun does all the work. It's barely a sport. Let me blow up clay and feel the primal ecstasy of the hunt.

Whoever signed the band's email address up for newsletters from Mormons and sketchy dick pills, I'd just like to let you know that you used your real name, first and last, for both, Craig. It's very funny, but please stop. Your sketchy dick pill mailing list is getting mixed up with our own.

I love my partners so much, man. buy pest today 🔥⛪🔥

How do you fuckers get an album out every year or two? I'm still burnt out from the last one.

Just built a bed from scratch because nothing else fits my narrowboat. Me, a shitty black and decker drill, and 18 4x2 timbers just built a king size bed with storage underneath. Might be in hypomania, might just be feeling myself right now. Buy pest today 🔥⛪🔥

Just got called a chaser for saying that I'd rather be in a relationship with a trans woman than a cis woman. Buddy... I AM A TRANNY. LET ME ENJOY GIRL DICK IN PEACE. I WILL TEAR THE FLESH FROM YOUR FACE AND STAPLE IT ONTO YOUR CHEST. BUY PEST TODAY 🔥⛪🔥 please and thank you ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Young rock climbers dropping from boulders need to use the climb down holds. All rock climbers should be using the climb down holds. You might feel fine now, but your knees will feel it in a few years and you'll have to slow down or stop the sport because you've crippled yourself. Buy pest today🔥⛪🔥

I'm claiming the title as the gayest musician in black metal.

Do cannibal corpse play weddings? asking for a friend

This might be how Leper Angel record the demo drums, but you'll never know youtube.com/shorts/V6Ymf...

I don't know how Longlegs has an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes. Easily one of the least interesting films I've watched in a few years.

I know about enough music theory to count to 4. Everything is four. 6/8? 4+2 but faster 8/12? Guess what they're both divisible by? Everything is 4.

Feel like pure shit. Just want Necrophagist back

Anyone else gone from drop tuning back to standard but hate light strings? I've been using and 13's for standard on my SG now for years, and I can't see myself going back.

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

Petulant business school rats need to loose a lot more.

To be honest, I've always thought that Nick Cave was pretty shit. It's music that your uncle puts on to drink whiskey, smoke cigarettes, and cry about his ex-wife to.

It's #Bandcamp Friday! Why not buy yourself a copy of Pest as either a cassette or a digital download? (I could do with the cash, I'm £90 overdrawn because of bills, lol). 7 tracks. Good fun for a trip to your favourite drive-through restaurant. leperangel.bandcamp.com/album/pest

A good pinch harmonic dive bomb in a solo will sound cooler than anything polyphia could cook up. (I do not care for the virtuosity of Tim Henson.)

Big if true

I write albums like how Wintersun writes albums, so you can expect to see the second Leper Angel release in 2030

Write a riff, record it, jack off, come back and listen to it. Post-nut clarity will either recognise you as a genius or a fraud.

Another duck and cover post: Dismember were better than Entombed could ever dream of being

In a week, my music SHOULD be totally wiped from Spotify, but given the fact that streaming pays so little (despite taking in hundreds of millions a dollar annually thanks to subscription pricing), we'll see how the future pans out for Leper Angel and streaming services.

Glad to announce that I'm now interesting and unique enough to not be able to eat or drink grapefruit for the next 6 months at least.

And so, the process begins. Fuck Spotify to death

I don't know about you lot, but I've been considering taking the band off of Spotify for about a year now because it's one of the lowest paying streaming sites, but this is the final straw for me. All of those subscriptions funded this. Daniel has indirectly involved us all because we didn't leave.