You guys, I’m so excited to welcome you to a brand new astrology podcast - The Dark Moon Cafe - cohosted by my astro bestie Randee and me.

I need you all to know how much I LOVE my morning breakfast cereal*. It's seriously a highlight of my day. Literally so good, so tasty, such good mouth feel. * Cascadian Farms Hearty Morning Fiber

This looks SOOOO good. I'm saving it for when I have some spare bandwidth but if you have bandwidth now you should totally sign up - amazing opportunity to learn from Whitney 🔥

"You gotta use your squeaks," I said to Artemis earlier when I found her sitting quietly outside my closed door, staring at it intently.

I am signed up! The last class Aidan ran was amaaazing - catch this one if the topic floats your boat 🗝️

Using this account that posts a daily still from Lynch’s Inland Empire as a form of divination. What could go wrong?

fascists love when you don't say anything, when you keep your head down, when you stay polite, when you follow the rules, when you trust that civility will protect you. they're counting on your obedience and your deference. don't give it to them. don't self-censor. don't blindly obey.

32 years ago today I saw Bjork live at the Manchester Academy and she was amazing, as you would expect.

Dreamed that I was about to buy a sandwich but then realized the shop had a bunch of anti-gay statements on the wall so I organized a shared spreadsheet so people could sign up to have gay orgies in the shop’s bathroom. In case you’re wondering how my subconscious is doing.

Happy Mercury Cazimi! I am extremely excited, honored & humbled to announce that I will be joining the Nightlight Astrology Low Cost Reading Clinic for a year, starting Oct 1. Literally so pumped for this opportunity ✨💫🤩

Oh no, my dentist is moving to a new location just a couple blocks from my favorite donut place. I definitely won't be buying a bag of donut holes after every appointment as a reward for adulting, emphatically not.

would love if anyone at the New York Times would talk to one (1) astrologer who could explain the difference between the tropical & sidereal zodiac so we wouldn't have to have this stupid conversation every year www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Not me listening to @kiraryberg.bsky.social on the houses and mishearing “hobbies” as “hotties” for 5H significations 🤣 Which, I mean, also not wrong 🔥🥵💗

Wow it's super smoky out there. My eyes are sore and we don't even have any windows open 😭

I have a fixed star question. Is Arcturus a really common star to be the first and/or most visible in the night sky? I feel like literally every time I notice a star it's Arcturus. Wondering if it's a me thing or an everyone (in the northern hemisphere) thing?

Every astrologer needs a helper cat

I think all my younger selves would love the person I am now. That's pretty cool.

Gardening in my sports bra Blackberry scratches Across my bare skin, hail Mars A little haiku for my beloved

I will say that, even though everything is legitimately terrible, the advent of text-based customer service chat is a huge boon for those of us who detest making phone calls i.e. every single person I know and am friends with

We’re almost 10 miles from the coast here but I love that sometimes, when the wind is right, we can hear the ferry horn, like the mournful voice of some sea god uttering proclamations into the morning ⛴️🌊

I have so many creative projects on the go right now, can't wait for it to be the weekend so I can just dive in

Hooray, I just ordered my @honeycomb.co Wall Calendar for the next year with different artwork and I'm excited. For years I just got the PDF version & viewed it on my iPad but after a year with the wall calendar I will never go back. Absolutely zero friction to look up & see what's going on. LOVE!!

We are trying this again later today. Praying to Mars for >=12.5 hemoglobin levels this time 🙏🩸

Oooh I just remembered I had one of my Patti Smith dreams last night 😍

Reading up on the Leo III decan where the Sun just entered in the wee hours of this morning. Austin Coppock calls this decan "The Banner" & it has to do with "propogandizing military strength", "sovereigns on the defensive" & "putting down rebellions".

I have made a soup that is so delicious I believe I will never try to make any other kind of soup. It's basically curried celery & potato with a bunch of red lentils and it's SO creamy and SO tasty, while being totally dairy free.

High Priestess two days in a row, absolutely love this for me ✨

It’s finally live: the culmination of years of personal deep spiritual and creative seeking, my whole heart, rolled into a manifesto. If you’re a: ✨ creative ✨ mystic ✨ if you crave spiritual grounding ✨ if you’re all of the above This letter is for you. open.substack.com/pub/amayarou...

Also the morning light has started feeling very autumnal as of yesterday 🍂

The moon seemed impossibly enormous last night and I had some really bonkers dreams

Love to pull the 3 of Swords on Malefic Opposition Eve 👀

Eeeee my #sphere+sundry Salve of Regulus III is out for delivery. Watch out world, you are about to see more of me!

The irony of writing a novel-length post about tools for dealing with autistic overwhelm

I haven't forgotten about this BTW - it's one of the first things I plan to put on my new website when it launches. Unfortunately I somehow lost the first draft (this is weird for me, I don't lose things) so I'm starting again from scratch. No promises on a timeline but it will happen.

I wonder how long it will be before I have 500 little floating shelves around my room for all the various deities, allies etc. I'm making offerings to 👀

Five of the houses in my chart (3H, 4H, 8H, 10H, 11H) plus my MC are ruled by planets in Gemini and I already feel like there are some good shakeups happening since the Uranus ingress. Particularly in the realms of being more visible and collaborating with others. Exciting times!

For context, I'm working on a personal website/blog that hopefully will be up soon! I find that I want to write longer-form stuff than I can here and also I sometimes just wanna yap about stuff that doesn't fit on my astrology website bc it's either off topic or doesn't feel profesh enough.

I love designing websites so much*. I've been at it for hours and could go on for hours more but Artemis the cat says it's bed time. * we're talking customizing Wordpress templates here, not like Proper Web Design

I have an eye twitch that makes me feel like I’m winking extensively at everyone 😉

During my walk just now I ate approx. 10 ripe blackberries, saw two buns and had a swing on the swings at the park.

I guess the signature of this merc rx for me is going to be my "a" key giving up the ghost. Right now I have to really mash my pinky finger onto it to get it to show up.

hello now that it is august please allow me to scream from the rooftops that lion's gate is not a real thing!!!!!

This is so, so good! 8 of Pentacles was an important card in reading I had recently about my creative life, and this devotional lens is a super helpful one to take my understanding of that reading to another level.

I’m not the kind of astrologer that knows what transits will hit my chart in ten years time. In fact I only just noticed that the upcoming Full Moon is exactly conjunct my natal Moon AND the Venus-Jupiter conjunction is exactly conjunct my AC Ruler (Mars). Also it’s my Venus Return on Sunday AM.

Quietly reciting the Orphic Hymn to Mars, dressed in red and waiting to donate platelets. I ❤️ U Mars 🍓📍🍒🚨🍎📌🛑🥩🎸🚒🪓🧲🌶️🩸❤️

The new Wet Leg album is a banger pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Officially making @kirastrology.bsky.social's monthly forecast my "sit down with my @honeycomb.co wall calendar & make notes" forecast. It's just the perfect length: digestible but detailed/explanatory in all the right ways. Thank you Kira 💗🙌

A bunch of Mullein has sprouted in our yard and I'm excited to figure out how to use it for witchy purposes while ensuring it doesn't go rogue and take over the whole yard.

The concentric circles of texts, group chats, Discords, social media etc. measured by how many times per day it's acceptable to complain about how tired you are

H I G H L Y recommend this book if you have not already read it 🔥