Tiniest bun of all time is living in our yard. I cannot with how miniscule this person is 🥹🥹🥹

Book an astrology session with me and you, too, could get to enjoy the relaxing sound of Artemis the cat running full speed down the hallway and hurling her entire body at my door over and over again 🤣

Since 2018 we've been raising funds for RAICES with a fragrance called Abolish Ice, meant to evoke warmth and safety: smoked toffee and patchouli with coffee bean, caramelized oudh, clove, and bourbon vanilla. blackphoenixalchemylab.com/collections/...

Latest episode is UP! And we're currently at 998 all-time downloads! Could you be the one to push us over the 1000 mark?

www.randeejoyastrology.com/post/psychol... Lovely 12th house reflections from my astro bestie and podcast cohost here:

Artemis & her boyfriend Guppy, a modern-day tuxedo Romeo & Juliet 😻😻

This is apparently the year I get addicted to Rainier Cherries 🍒

I tidied my room and now I feel sane again, a memoir

We found them on one of the stairs this morning and feared they were deceased. Thinking this was the case I gave their furry head a lil pet and they fluttered & bared their extra defense spots at me. I was able to coax them onto a piece of card & relocate them to a safer spot. Such a cool guy 🤩

Check out this insanely furry moth person. It’s a Polythemus Moth & apparently they are quite rare. This is the second one we’ve met on this trip!

These guys are everywhere this weekend 🦋💕✨

NBD I just saw Mercury in the sky for real for the first time in my entire life. I am literally so stoked and 🥹🥹🥹

Filling my well for a few days at one of my favorite places in the world

I just backed this and I can’t flippin’ wait to have this gorgeous deck in my hands ✨✨✨

New Saturn devotion: Listening to the audiobook of "Saturn: A New Look at an Old Devil" for half an hour a day while I do my PT exercises for my ailing joints 🪐

Artemis helping with my rune study

LMAO I totally borked this. I forgot I was waiting for the Moon to enter Cancer and panic-posted the episode this morning when I noticed we only had 3 degrees of Cancer rising left. Oh well, I guess this ep wanted to be ruled by a 12H Moon, disposited by a malefic-enclosed Mercury 🤷

The latest Dark Moon Cafe epside is up! This one was a blast, talking about annual profections 🎙️

The very specific neurodivergent pain of your jetpens.com order arriving when you are 2 minutes into a pomodoro IYKYK

Trying to elect a publish time for the next podcast episode and it looks like Mercury is in a malefic enclosure for the entire dark moon period around June 14th 😭 NBD, just the planet ruling the lunation & copresent the only dignified planet in the sky.

Just look at this Extremely Fuzzy Guy

Very excited for this. Aidan has become a really valued teacher & mentor for me in the past few years 🙌

Back. On. My. Bullshit 😇

I love our lil podcast so much. We're currently at 819 total downloads which honestly blows my mind. We'll have to have a party when we hit 1000 🎉

My Gemini placements are pleased with this result. As a Gen X Gemini I probably spend too much time concerned about my unc status. And, in my defense, several of my unc score numbers can more accurately be blamed on autism than genuine unc (e.g. questions about bars, clubs, parties & social stuff)

I also got my first set of runes for my birthday and I really love them already. They feel so nice and clicky clacky and my first accidental pull was very 🥹

A second petition about the astrocartography trademark issue is being circulated by French astrologers, and they're asking for international support. Please sign & share to help protect the community from frivolous lawsuits, and keep this term free for all astrologers: www.change.org/p/prot%C3%A9...

ALSO I have always been shy about inviting compliments in case it’s just a bunch of crickets & tumbleweeds BUT, if you feel so inspired, please gift me with a lil something you enjoy or appreciate about me. It would make my birthday even sweeter than it already is 🫶🥹✨🙏

Happy Solar Return to me!!! I have been waiting so patiently for the Soul Tarot deck by Lindsay Mack and holy shit was it worth waiting for. This is a new year spread I got from @megjoneswall.bsky.social’s fabulous Tarot Spreads book.

The last dreamscape of my mars profection year entailed epic quantities of death & dismemberment ♈️😅 Like wow, ok, see you in 6 years mars 😳 (jk he’s my ac ruler so we hang on the daily)

Highly, highly HIGHLY recommend this course. It totally revolutionized my practice when I did it last year. Aidan is the real deal. Let this be your sign 🪧

Artemis had to go to the vet today (she’s OK, yay!) and she always manages to find a little out-of-the-way spot to retreat to and survey the situation.

www.astrologicalassociation.com/astrocartogr... Astrologers and astrology lovers, please consider signing this petition to support prevention of the term astrocartography being trademarked in the EU (and hopefully overturn the recent tradmark registered in France).

Hahahahahahaha 🙃🙃🫠🫠😭😭

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it's 8 of Pentacles Zine time y'all 😍

NORWAC day one

Happy Venus AND Mercury Return to me today 🌸💫 I am celebrating by finally feeling almost better from my 8-day cold & getting excited about NORWAC tomorrow. The sun is out, the cottonwood floofs are drifting across the sky, and happy bees are bopping in and out of the rhodie outside my window 🐝🌺☀️

I am on day 5 of the most horrendous cold and P R A Y I N G that I will be better enough / not contagious by Friday which is the first day of NORWAC 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

The Magician — the representation of pure willpower! It symbolises “as above, so below” and speaks to bringing ideas into material reality. One paw points to the sky, and the other to the earth — acting as a conduit between the spiritual and material realms… #tarotsky #occultsky #tarotdeck

I didn't want to be visible on Trans Day of Visibility, just because I tend to resist doing whatever is demanded or expected, not because I personally feel afraid. (1/9) #TDOV

1. The largest medical organization in the United States, the American Medical Association, has reaffirmed that gender affirming care for trans youth is medically necessary. It disavowed the New York Times reporting. Incredible development for trans youth. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Finch is worth it for me purely on the basis of providing a focus timer with an animated bird I can dress in cute outfits. The rest is a bonus 🐦

I found myself lying on my back on the couch this morning with my arms folded across my chest à la Four of Swords and thought "oh wow I guess my body is just giving me direct divinatory messages now without using tarot as a middle man" ⚔️

Episode 006 - Party Bus - is live!! darkmooncafe.com/006-party-bus/

TFW your new weaving needle takes so long to come from Etsy that you have a new hyperfocus now 😅

Can't wait for this one 🪐

Editing a podcast episode while Mercury is retrograde, combust and in their detriment & fall is not for the faint of heart omfg jesus fdjkl;fdjlkfdjkdsfjkf 🫠🙃🫠🙃🫠

Is everyone aware of all these Firefly teasers that have dropped in the past couple weeks? Announcement coming March 15th.

All three world leaders in the current war were born the day of an eclipse: 🪐 Trump: Jun 14, 1946: Lunar Eclipse 🪐 Netanyahu: Oct 21, 1949 Solar Eclipse 🪐 Khamenei: Apr 19, 1939: Solar Eclipse The next eclipse happens tonight, in the wake of Khamenei's death.