i would like to discuss Janet Kidder as Alice Severin from GINGER SNAPS 2: UNLEASHED please

brigitte fitzgerald from ginger snaps it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once spammed voice commands with on ctf_2fort

Over the weekend I attended Hard Done By, a block of contemporary trans Irish short films programmed by my friend James Hudson while visiting Chicago, and I've got little reviews of each if you're interested in just what was put on. An absolutely killer line-up. letterboxd.com/draculavoice...

i know that late-stage marvel slop is a good punching bag but i just know we're about to experience an absolutely insane level of delusional critical reappraisal of the 2005 FANTASTIC FOUR movie

me when i love that brunette woman a normal amount

Oh my fucking god dude if i saw Mia Sara as a corrupted goth bride in that completely open-chested black dress at age 14 or so my lesbian awakening would have registered on the richter scale

i can't stop thinking about the movie WISHMASTER and how it's just Tammy Lauren having the worst day of her life while the eponymous Wishmaster keeps tricking whoever he comes across into making exploitable wishes but it keeps getting progressively more strained and difficult for him every time

Newly launched, starting in Chicago: Landlord Mapper, an ambitious resource meant to aid tenant organizing and increase transparency of rental property ownership. The site combines rote ownership info with network graphs of likely related entities, building violation info, etc. landlordmapper.org

my problem is that i like pokemon but i don't necessarily want to play pokemon games anymore. i want to play a kirby-like platformer game where the main character is a wartortle

typical conversation with @churlfriend.bsky.social

David Lynch is a titanic loss. It defies language to even try to put it into words. What could possibly be said.

i should make short comics about whatever the hell again

PSEUDOREGALIA: lowpoly metroidvania that gives me that all-time great video game feeling of unlocking cumulative movement abilities tat change the way you fundamentally look at and navigate the game world. as an added bonus you play as some kind of cunty goatgirl and can unlock various minxy outfits

lesbian with a straight guy best friend blueprint

vin and i have assigned a species of shark to every playable character in mario party jamboree. the toads are both bonnethead sharks because they are sexually dimorphic

no shy guy! nooooo!!!!

dykiest mirror selfie of 2025 so far

for those of you keeping track at home i have hit my head on the low ceiling of @astoehr.bsky.social's place's attic twice in the span of forty minutes

not long enough

Absolutely unbelievable book found at the bookhouse in minneapolis

did you guys know that minneapolis is really fucking cold

this seat is taken

they call me minneapolis millie on account of the fact that i'm about to be in minneapolis for a week

BABYGIRL shouldn't be about a man. if nicole kidman is going to have a torrid, secret, kinky love affair with someone much younger, then it should be another woman, from chicago, with brown hair and glasses, who is 5'8", and who cooks really well, and is named carmilla, and

"Big Budget Carmilla Adaptation" is what it's called when I waste a lot of money improvising something

thinking about getting a posture collar not for sex reasons but because it probably feels good as hell when you have to sit upright at a desk all day like i do

New year, new display name, new neve campbell in scream 2 (1997) profile picture, same carmilla

I feel like it says something about me that with the limited roster of MARIO PARTY SUPERSTARS, I am drawn immediately to Rosalina, the elegant and beautiful princess, but in the expanded roster of MARIO PARTY JAMBOREE, I am drawn to Bowser out of how much I love big huge guys in any video game

how I spent my first combination Christmas-Hanukkah with @hologramvin.bsky.social

i have been having an absolutely wonderful christmas/hanukkah time with vin :') we've watched INTERSTELLAR, THE BOB EMERGENCY, THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER and THE APARTMENT so far and we're gonna watch CASINO ROYALE and some more classic christmas romance movies later

me: [waking up my girlfriend at 9:15am like we agreed upon the day before] b-baby ... im sorry ... i have to do this millie: [with the fury of an army 30000 strong] I TRUSTED YOU. i let you into my HOUSE. and you REPAY ME... with this cruel and unusual punishment ... i hate you

meanwhile,

cheeseburger and a glass of fernet neat

it is kind of funny that no one wants to say "truth justice and the american way" though like we have FULLY debunked the idea that the american way is anything good

The failure of David Ayer's SUICIDE SQUAD (2016) might be the biggest turning point in the comic book movie fad besides THE AVENGERS (2012). Transparently trying to rip off Gunn's GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014) and bombing catastrophically, DC just straight-up poached Gunn himself to make his own...

Thank you Dario but our Phenomena is in another castle! Haha! god nevermind this post sucks this post fucking sucks

Neve-erly Mills... 🎶 that's where i want to be...! 💃

(wojak at a party meme) nobody here knows that i have fallout new vegas fandom clout on tumblr dot com

This is made from leftovers but I made the sauce extra-thick and dense to hold its shape and I'll need to use less salt next time but BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR... IT'S GOOD

Tonight's dinner... creamy mushroom ragu atop pan-fried crispy polenta with sun dried tomato and garlic

jessy sengal has the inescapable physiognomy of a guy who cannot resist reminding the teacher that she forgot to collect the class's homework

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

i just got my first christmas tree and it's small and goofy and weird-shaped (because I got the littlest guy they had so i could basically do a trial run with how my cat will handle it) but it's MY tree it's MY first christmas tree and it looks so beautiful :')

THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS, Jon Bois / HALLOWEEN I & II, Rob Zombie

having not seen Saw (2004) for the 20 years that it's existed but seeing so much from/about it through cultural osmosis, I am so glad that I somehow dodged the spoiler of Jigsaw was watching the game from because when the reveal happened I actually fucking screamed out loud. absolute fucking cinema

god i can feel it (the urge to replay DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 3)

salmon and spinach orzo bake with lemon btw if you even care

"How's your rash?" is a respectful gender-neutral greeting

would-be assassins when they can't access the "Staff" page anymore