Love to see the Xbox Kinect sensors going strong at the Auckland Airport bag drop!

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This gets a huge heck yea from me

I have an apartment in a (previously) listed building in Auckland and theoretically stand to gain somewhere in the order of $50-100K from this decision, but even I think it is a horrible idea. My bed is likely to be under all that rubble in the fourth photo if we ever have even a light earthquake.

Remember when John Key was asked if he was pro or anti tour in the 80s and he said he "couldn't remember".

The people manipulating us might do something far worse, like manipulate our words.

Back in the day if you invented a dance you could just write a song about how everyone is doing it. These days you have to get that shit into fortnite or you're a nobody.

Is this a @jonbois.bsky.social alt account?

Your pal Power Nap is playing the FREE 95bFM Kids Show (Rave) Live this Sunday 21st Sept at Auckland Town Hall Concert Chamber, with Baby Zionov and Finn! 9am to 11am, also simulcasting via 95bfm.com 🥳 Tell your mates Napsters of all ages are invited 👽 Baby Zionov - 9.20am Power Nap - 10.20am

Using after pay to go to the $230 music festival just to see the one guy you like who you paid like $50 to see last time. A kiwi summer tradition as old as time.

I choose to believe that this was posted directly at me.

If all 18 Warriors players hug each other player once each, how many total hugs are done before the game?

What fresh capitalist hell do we wake up to today? Oh cool it's giant adverts 30cm from your face for the entire bus ride. On every single seat back.

ESPN keep hitting the Skinny Mobile -> Tina from Turners double hit and its making me never want to watch football ever again.

Enshitification has come for NFL Redzone. I guess they have been pushing sports betting for a few years, but they just straight up got buffalo wings ads now.

Ah yes the internationally recognised pose for "I'm staring at a nice view".

The story of this story is that the president is now....the presidisnt.

FIVE NOW DOG FIVE FIVE NOW DOG FIVE

My organisation has pending Copilot requests??? MOTHERFUCKER IM THE ONLY ONE IN MY ORGANISATION AND IM THE ADMIN

Let's see how Engineering NZ is leveraging the AWESOME power of AI to improve our industry! Oh writing emails. It's writing emails.

The old "cook up a fake solution that doesn't really do anything but lets us point to it as an example of us doing something" trick doesn't really work for hyper-normie issues like BUYING FOOD. Its funny how bad they are at cosplaying as competent leaders.

I wish JK Rowling well*. *To fall down one. And then a rock falls on her leg trapping her at the bottom. And the well is only big enough to send a small child down to save her, but local child endangerment laws prohibit this.

Big brain CEO move: Run hourly pro IDF propaganda to an audience who are the least likely to be receptive to it.

Neil Finn definitely on the Mt Rushmore of all time cool NZers.

This carpet cleaner manual is written in the style of "Don't Do What Donnie Don't Does"

Why do the people who were the most vocal critics of the CRL get to be the first people to ride it. Fuck them. Let me ride it. I actually helped build it. I remember Gerry Brownlee calling it a "short loop" that nobody wanted.

I had a friend who didn't dial before he dug. He's in jail now.

THE MOTHER FUCKING VODAFONE WARRIORS LETS GO

The most important part of any Golden Axe show, the post match handshake. Massive effort from the boys!

Crazy Silent Hill fog in Mt Albert right now.

Here it is: FUN + OK, the long lost debut album from my old solo project FUTURESPORTS — magically reborn online in the year 2025 🎵

I have been playing MS Flight Sim 2024 recently. Its a giant broken buggy mess, but it has a career mode with a create-a-character so I made Pitbull and he runs a company doing sightseeing flights over Takanini. So yeah its pretty good.

Respect the Labourers by Princess Chelsea is a true socialist anthem.

Their pizza tastes as good as their AI generated ads look.

Might check in on the world series of poker. OH BOY....

Completely unprovoked recommendation for a video you probably have no interest in watching: This video of a couple freeing their boat from a frozen Greenland bay after 6 months in the ice is fascinating. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmOK...

What's better, making two separate hero calls to rapturous applause then bubbling, or sucking out your way to first place. Tell me it's bubbling. I need this.

I invented those ads where a guy says annoying shit while pretending to play a game over footage of someone else playing the game really really extremely badly. That's mine. That's my legacy.

I subscribe to this map, apart from the fact you aren't in East Auckland until you cross water (Tamaki River). Panmure, St Heliers, etc exist in a limbo space, forgotten by all but those who dwell there.

A guy at Microsoft: "Sir, people keep uninstalling the installer that reinstalls Copilot after it gets uninstalled. Its only a matter of time before they find the reinstaller installer. People really dont want this thing." Second guy: "Make the uninstall button do nothing." Guy: "Well played Sir!"

Its curious how often every button on a website will work perfectly except for the "cancel subscription" button.

Its that time of year again! Watch some kids do insane things with NES controllers: www.twitch.tv/classictetris

Big Beautiful Bill is what I am calling all of my outgoing invoices from now on. My clients will surely love this.

ABUS

my takeaway from reading 150 years worth of historical transit and planning documents is that the solutions have been known the entire time and studies are just a way for people who don't want change to waste time

I have changed my mind. I no longer think the Hemp Store jingle is "Cooked", I now consider it to be a classic of NZ music.

Going to enjoy the finale of The Rehearsal the best way I know how.

Who's watching in 20XX?

Should have used the emergency alert to update the Warriors score.