Being within a 50 mile radius of Jessica Fletcher can be hazardous to your health.

Happy Taco Cat Tuesday!

Morning Kittens

Even if you're the best at what you do it's still ok to ask for help every now and then.

Monday Motivation beautiful nature

Can I interest you in a moist owlette as a timeline cleanse? This is Sassafras the Eastern Screech Owl from the Cincinnati Zoo (@cincinnatizoo.bsky.social, but via their FB) and I love him very much. Eastern Screech Owls (Megascops asio) are native to eastern North America.

#Birds #animal #video

Mondays really stink and put a crimp in my whimsy. When I'm benevolent dictator, I'm replacing them with Second Fridays. The economists will hate it, but the vibes will be immaculate.

Somewhere between doomscrolling and delusion lies a frog who has it all figured out.

Here’s a gosling. I think I’ll call him Ryan. He’s a Canadian.

Is it Shark Week yet?

The only snack food on the Millennium Falcon is Jabbacado toast. Chewbacca refuses to make eye contact with it.

Happy Frog Friday! Just don't lick the forbidden fruit snack.

Modern corruption has really lost the art of shame.

I miss the old days when scandals at least interrupted people’s careers.

The problem with living through history is that nobody tells you which season finale you’re in.

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One 2nd breakfast to rule them all.

You wouldn't want to disappoint Creamy, would you?

Maybe society peaked when tiny woodland creatures helped people make soup in animated movies.

Everyone is talking about the Pope quoting Gandalf in the new encyclical but saying nothing about his decrees against vacuum cleaners and food bowls that are only 95% full (aka "empty").

I have the same expression when people sing Happy Birthday to me and I don't know what to do with my face.

For all our problems, humanity remains deeply committed to putting tiny hats on animals and that's gotta count for something.

Money printer go BRRR. My economic recovery plan involves returning one mildly disappointing purchase every 3-5 business days.

The American dream now includes financing your groceries in four easy payments while a self-checkout machine accuses you of stealing onions.

Finally, a standardized testing environment that respects the arts.

- MEDICINE LABELS: “Do not operate heavy machinery.” - ME AFTER 3 DOSES: I could absolutely figure out a forklift. You’re not the boss of me, NyQuil. Let's turn an OSHA violation into a spiritual journey.

The wildest part of modern politics is being told universal healthcare is unrealistic by people who think billionaires will colonize Mars by Thursday.

do we still love art & whimsy here? have a “silly goose” pendant🪿🥳✨🌀 #art #birds #birdart #jewelry

Being politically aware in 2026 feels like being the only sober person at a Renaissance faire hosted by venture capitalists.

My Friday night agenda: • dance in the meadow • consult the frog council • disappear into folklore by 9:30PM

The Danish gov’t has installed floating platforms planted with wildflowers and native vegetation in the harbors and canals of Copenhagen, to create urban habitat sanctuaries for birds, bees, pollinators, insects, and even some aquatic life. #FlowersOfBluesky #InnovativeSolutions💡