Leo. Lasso. Roosevelt. Kennedy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I think that Kyle Schwarber kid is really gonna make something of himself.

Any comment, @safety.bsky.app ?

@hbo.bsky.social For the love of god would you please stop asking "Who's watching?" when there's only one profile on the account?

If they'll lie to you about shit that's clearly evident on camera, imagine how far from the truth they are on everything else.

If they'll lie to you about shit that's clearly evident on camera, imagine how far from the truth they are on everything else.

#nokings #philly

The gang protests authoritarianism. #nokings #philly

Hey, @housedemocrats.bsky.social and @democrats.senate.gov, y'all are spineless. Absolutely insane to vote to honor a man who was the antithesis of everything you claim to stand for.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.' If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.' -tic-tac-toe If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’ -click-clack -King-Kong

"There we stood at the deli counter. Two star-crossed meat lovers, with nothing to look forward to but our number being called and a Septa bus ride to nowhere."

This is gross.

Democracy and libraries are my jam.

In before the inevitable "Philly is burning to the ground" takes.

#nokings #philly

Yo @2008philz.bsky.social , @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz - we got Otto Kemp memes yet or what?

Begging once again for someone in our government to advance a bill outlawing musical pharmaceutical commercials.