There is no statute of limitations on murder. When sanity is re-elected, there should be a Nuremberg trial equivalence for the demons running the government right now.

He probably thought they just spoke “Swiss.”

We all die twice. First is when your heart stops beating and second when your name is spoken for the last time.

The problem is not capitalism, it's corruption.

Denial is a river in Egypt. Denali is a mountain in Alaska.

Not all Republicans are racists but all racists are. Same with Nazis and fascists.

This, and then tons of people singing that Donald Trump is a cunt all through the night. I love this for him. Hopefully, it causes that stroke we're all waiting for. Clots and prayers.

Someone needs to tell Donald Trump it's not fashionable to wear orange on your face after Labor Day. #oompa-trumpa

After they deport all the brown people, who will they go after next?

People that don't know the difference between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

Elon Musk's chatbot glitches out and starts babbling unprompted about 'white genocide'. #not-surprised

Over the next 10 years we will see a huge exodus from the US. What will leave? Money, investments, people, intelligence. #prediction #trump

The best thing you'll see today. www.facebook.com/share/r/1BKD...

As soon as I heard that Trump postponed the tariffs, I thought he probably let his friends know beforehand to buy the dip. I was right.

You know Trump will really credit for the jump in the markets even though he caused the crash.

Faux News is fake news. Only MAGA morons believe that bullshit.

See you there.

Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands near Antarctica. #penguintariffs

A global recession is likely. Strap yourself in.

Lloyd and Harry were geniuses compared to these two numbnuts.

I predict that Tesla will be bankrupt in a year. It's a shame.

I used to love tesler.

Has fire occurred on any other planet besides Earth?

Magas have ZERO sympathy from me! #FAFO

Book idea for DT. How to ruin a country in 2 months.

Get ready. A self-inflicted recession is coming. #FAFO

If you sneeze people say "god bless you", but when you fart people say "I heard that. Shut the door". Sneezes spread a lot more diseases. The plague didn't start by a fart, did it? Karl Pilkington in Sick of It

You can't explain a platypus.

All apes are ripped.

Truck Fump and Elonania.

I wonder if there is a correlation between the increase in Measles cases and lower vaccination rates. #noshit

Sometimes accidents and natural disasters happen. You can't blame everything on DEI hires but he will.

"Man that dollar store was clean" - No one ever

It's interesting to me how white, billionaire tech oligarchs and politicians are constantly playing the victim card. Dads, give your sons love or you may produce assholes that needs to get money and power to make up for you lack of affection and attention. #Zuckerberg #musk #Trump #betamales

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

Trump is a poor person's idea of a rich man, a weak person's idea of a strong man, and a stupid person's idea of a smart man.