Seems inhumane to me but what do I know?

I’m hoping it’s been long enough that I can say that live action Zeb looked kinda meh and having a pointless cameo as his intro was lame. And I’m a rebels diehard.

A handful of VHS rentals from Blockbuster and a lack of knowledge about the horror to come would fix me.

Right now someone on your FB list is posting a meme with the guy from Green Day about September ending and I’m sorry.

Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

If you truly love me, when you find out I have died, please make the most inappropriate joke possible to honor me. I’m not planning on dying just wanted it on the record like.

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Americans: My family needs healthcare GOP: No Americans: It is VERY important GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal Americans: I don’t need coal GOP: It’s all we have. Wait, here’s measles. Americans: But my kid is sick GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat. #RemoveTrump

Someone sent me an article that said cheese worked like hard drugs do on your brain. While that’s funny, I’ve never gone through someone else’s medicine cabinet looking for a smoked Gouda 💅

Y’all aren’t ready for my adult Peli Motto x Jawa fanfic…

As a former gamer, I cannot overstate how big of a deal this right-wing takeover of Electronic Arts is. Are they going to create video games where they kidnap and dismember journalists like Jamal Khashoggi?

There was a time where everyone you met would try to make you listen to tame impala and I’m glad it’s over.

This is what the men’s locker room at a planet fitness looks like if you were ever wondering… old guys love being nekkid

Drop something blue 🔵

Doing a white hat play through RDR2

My brother made this!?!?! For me!!!

I just made a birria style grilled burrito and it changed my life.

I too have a bad motivator

If a Mormon dies are they a former day saint?

Imagine getting kidnapped by a pirate and killed and he looks like angry seaweed salad

Temu needs to simmer down

It took rounds of going back and forth between season 2 finale and season 3 opener because I forgot an episode basically happened during book of boba Fett.

Bo Katan live action show would be the balls

Knowing what a lovable goofball Pedro Pascal is, him being cast as a cold blooded bounty Hunter is actually hilarious.

There is but one Boba Fett. The thicc one

Ripping a blinky then doing yoga

🥕 Soup

Not to detract from the doomsday vibe but glitter and I are planning our wedding for may ❤️

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

etching "are you mad at me?" into all of my bullets

I think we might just be alright, thank god

The Heiress is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever.

The only words I want to hear in the next trailer: “Somehow, Fwip returned.”

Anakin & Ahsoka 💙🧡

RFK Jr & I share two and only two things. We both used to be junkies and you 1000000% shouldn’t take medical advice from either of us.

Remember when everyone got mad about grogu eating frog lady’s eggs?

There’s always a bigger Phish fan

Could be us

We are now free to resume hating Jimmy Kimmel for being a terrible human being. Thank god this crisis is over.

The armorer smashing stormtroopers with a hammer… swoon

What a weird coincidence… what was happening yesterday there???? 🤔

New plan

Cara Dune was a cool character and it sucks the actress is so crazy.

Imagine a stadium full of people celebrating the life of a racist. Now imagine a meteor

The razorcrest looks like a flying toaster

Rewatching the Mandalorian just to feel something

My policy of “when a friend asks for help, you help” was put to the test today when one of my crazy friends called me and asked me to help him get the deer he shot out of the woods. In a swamp full of thorns… mission accomplished though.

If you have a trade, craft, or art medium I can almost guarantee you should be charging more for your work. I undercharged every catering job I slaved over, worked thousands of hours performing music for free, and undervalued myself even in the normal job market perpetually.