this is the best implementation of the French Republican Calendar btw, it uses equinox tables offset to the Paris meridian. the only thing that's weird is decimal time derived from my local timezone in 24ths of the Earth relative to London and not 10 of them relative to Paris mean time frcal.qt.ax

how fucking decrepit in your soul do you have to be to find comfort and closure from the news that hundreds of schoolgirls have been bombed to death Holden Bloodfeast isn't just a meme, it's every single person in this pedocidal rogue state who calls a "service member" family

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

the concept of age verification on a linux terminal

the microsoft man will never get into a scandal that sticks because they'd have to call it Billgate, and well that's just silly

the trial of every "content" "creator" who has ever blurred out/censored a person or character's eyes for the thumbnail of a video

i should publish a dating sim where you play as someone legally distinct from Keir Starmer and the running gag is that everyone consents except you, the protagonist yes this has been done before. and yes Ursula would still be the villain. not like she's left office...

every time i get on here i am reminded just how much bleaker it is than the fans say. JS is still here. waffle exec is still here. dozens of victims of targeted harassment have succumbed to bullying; hundreds have attempted. aggrieved users suspended for speaking out. what's the point?

you will be launched into space for the crime of supporting love and universal personhood which violates our community standards and compromises the rights of not-quite-people

i should post face, rank, affiliation, etc and become an advocate for things i care about what's that website called where Real Web Journalists put their musings called. wordstack? gitblog? hubsub? gotta register on there

re: Discord i'm adding legalizing sending threats to tech companies and tech company executives and tech company employees to my campaign promises for 2028. if i win the yankee presidency, this will be a valid use of free speech. autopen pardons will fill the gap until Congress complies.

once again banned from Kenny Lauderdale's dms for asking for the lost Russian Revolution beach episode

i know december just started but im gonna call that one the winner

what a funny time to be ordering more DDR3. i don't like follow prices but it felt really cheap to me compared to 11 years ago

voting for the communists in today's Transnistrian legislative election

saying autopen isn't a real signature is like saying every Bible since Gutenberg is a fake. which is fucking funny actually, nvm keep saying that

sources are saying that thanksgiving is the incest holiday

"refuse unlawful orders" really? in this time in the country's history where people are being abused by the law at every turn, you appeal to that same body of law? every "Democratic veteran" can kiss my entire ass and then drink pond

if democracy was real we'd have multiple parties and candidates jockeying to represent the pro-fragging vote.

hand washing was the last truly necessary development in medicine

adding the following to my campaign platform: use antitrust legislation, due process, undue process, and forbidden magical spells to send Cloudflare and all its current, former, and future employees to the shadow realm

i'm ranting about my linux problems because it's a distraction from the social fascists on my other timeline who think the Epstein discourse is the most important thing in human history

3 straight days of trying to get a shader or filter or ANYTHING interesting visually with Ship of Harkinian on Linux

oh it's that day? um. bless our defectors, objectors, dodgers, and fraggers. the rest of you? lol, lmao

using a clicker in a crowded train or bus to see what happens

the democratic process was never under any threat. there's nothing wrong with having a mechanism—any mechanism, really—for choosing a person to be or do some thing the principle of human fungibility has not been redeemed by one election in which certain catastrophe was avoided

Zohran Mamdani elected mayor of NYC; here's how Andrew Cuomo could still win 🧵

Thought Kurapika Fanart Was Actually Glemy Toto Again Award

minecraft's new copper tools are the only thing copper should've been used for in the first place. how did all those blocks get approved but not the #1 thing copper is used for in all crafting games? like imagine if wheat could only be used for 9000 varieties of hay bales but not bread.

platforms shouldn't be allowed to claim you broke a rule and then not elaborate any further. if a partner did that it would be abuse. if a state did that it would be a violation of due process. but apps are just allowed to? unironically actually literally send all tech platforms to the Hague

@mom is this real

inventing a social network where you need an invite codes to do other things like post, like, repost, follow, delete your account, etc.

it's called ChatDVD it's like a magic 8-ball but instead you divine the answers from the trajectory of the bouncing logo screensaver

it's completely fucked up that there's no Normal Smile emoji you go straight from "slightly smiling" 🙂 to open mouth or blushy ones 😀😃 ☺️😊

adding this to my list of election promises: no more partial government shutdowns, no differentiation between different types of federal paychecks. elected, enlisted, employed, they're all cancelled or reinstated together. my promise to you: any shutdown will be full and total

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

if you've never converted an image to YIQ and then deleted the Q channel to turn on orange-teal mode you haven't lived

has anyone tried making an image format that's lossless (like png) for luma but lossy like jpg for chroma?

i want to post more here but literally every single time i get online there's a new type of prohibited post that defies comprehension. scoldsky stay losing

rest in respectable bsky mod tears

is the word jurycule anything

I heard about what happened to Kirk... praying for William Shatner 😔🙏

I hate posting on here because everyone can see it. I hate posting on my twitter because I'm set to private so nobody can see it. I want both! aahh!!!!

ok well where is it? USSR 2 is supposed to be happening now. yeasty please don't do us like this...

ONE MORE WEEK HOLD THE LINE

everyone is a cop. don't rightwash internet censorship. it's not just conservatives, it's everyone

dude, that artist you follow (Michelangelo), they're literally depicting v**lence of someone who died horribly (Jesus)

ooh you like kissing peers don't you? you're a peerkisser...

"gentlemen, this is democracy manifest (..) ta ta, and farewell" Amadeo Bordiga