━━━ YOU'LL SEE IT'S 20XX! YEAH, YOU CAN BE WHO YOU WANT, SO IMMA KEEP IT A LITTLE DEFAULT! ━━━ #MVRP #OCRP

// go my Thing

// what the fuck was their @

// sigh. do i log into my frisk account...

making bad decisions today [ HOLDING A WHOLE STACK OR WAHTEVER ITS CALLED OF MONSTER ]

Does he NEEEEED more sympathy points? He's already plenty sympathetic! Also like, just look at him dude. He looks like a kicked golden retriever, man.

// i keep thinking about this quote that is such an amazing thing i wrote at like age 12

He blinks, looks at the receipt, and points at it. '' Money cigarette. '' Did all of that arguing destroy any semblance of braincells you have dude?

Cool! ... hHHHhHhhhhh--- Oh my god these stupid bastards are so fucking loud up there- If he knew he was gonna be doing this he would have told them to get out and do something together. Atleast then it would've been quieter. He sloooowly sinks into his chair.

// i have no motivation to write yet i wanna muse xander. curious.

// putting The Fool (TM) on a 30 minute timer until i actually get more quotes

// ive been neglecting to work on that ramblings of a fool bot oops

'' Ah, sounds perfect! It'll up my hubris enough that maybe Satan will walk me down to hell himself! I'll have that. Snrkkkkk--

// kind of glad to hear that '' nobody wants to write with me/anyone but this character '' is like. a multiverse wide problem i guess

'' ... Apple cider donuts? ''

// yeah no i feel you. literally nobody cares about anyone i write except KIND OF Joey and even then i dont have any muse for him and it really sucks. also the daves but again i dont have muse for those. so its either characters i dont care about or i just dont get to write at all

rokket remember when splatrp was at its prime and all the best quotes came from a furry and two guys with neurodivergence

'' Pff-- lucky me I guess! What's the most sugary thing on the menu? So sugary it'll beat up the enamel in your teeth. ''

// out of sll the marumako quotes it was the fucking nuclear bomb??????

It's always better to mourn with a song, he said. Atleast then you get something out of it.

// whatever its 2 am im going to bed good night

// hey chat im. still kinda setting it up but whatever

// April's fool theme let's fucking go gamers

// okay but what do i make the theme....

// fuck it starting a new project Bot exclusively made up of stuff ive written (and maybe stuff my friends have written)

'' As large as possible, If I'm gonna be greedy then I might aswell be PROPERLY greedy. '' Snrrkk-

I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF, I'M- BOILING OVER THE SIDES. I WISH I WASN'T ALIVE. I WISH I WASN'T ALIVE.

'' I do not think of lemonade ever, so no. ... A drink with cookie dough sounds like the type of indulgence they warn you against in the bible and *i want it*. ''

// this just in: noel estrogen arc /j

// this just in: noel conquers his trauma and becomes cunty

// ? OH SPEAK OF THE DEVIL HI BESTIE-

// like What

// one day i need to bombard nat with lore because Oh My God Dude

'' I just kind of associated stuff with ice in it with soda, so I didn't think there would bea ny with coffee? I don't know. Regardless I'd like to try it. I wanna see the hy-- cookie dough? ''

// god i just remembered my extremely fucking funny british ghost oc do yall wanna see him

'' Confession, but I've never had an iced latte. '' He says while taking the menu. He seems a little nervous while looking at it, then seems to stiffen up a bit as he focuses on actually reading it instead of being overwhelmed. '' Never really got the point? -

That somehow makes more sense than her being Australian for some reason. '' Alright-?? '' He is totally confident in his statement it just sounds confused because he's a little surprised. Anyways, he walks over to the fireplace and quietly takes a seat. He feels weirdly small, for some reason.

[NC] shouldve sent us to plovdiv smh /j

Yeah he figured that was not it imagine you need a goddess that embodies the aspect of perfection and she's australian for some reason- '' Right, uhm- ... you wanna sit by the fireplace? ''

[NC] GIRL HELP THEY SENT MY ASS TO THE US OF A

'' ... '' He wanted to question where they are exactly, because if they are in Australia it would be *spring* right now. That or Nat isn't Australian and thus just said Autumb. Regardless he does not mention it. He adjusts his voice. '' Should we order and take a seat? ''

'' Ooh, alright. ... I think it might jus tbe the general atmosphere? You know, nice cafe instead of a really fancy restaurant. ''

'' Thank you! '' He somewhat nervously walks in. HhhHhh It is just a cafe, man. He needs to go out more. '' This is one of those cafes that serve food-? ''

'' I-I guess. '' ... Uncomfortably looking away. He is too shy for his own good. Also those fucking bastards in his head are being LOUD. '' Yeah! I'm. ready. ''

[NC] i have GOT to kill myself

'' ... Y-Yeah, sorry, the fanciest place I've been to in years is a slightly more fancy restaurant. '' Nervously twindling with his fingers. '' And it was not even all that fancy. ''

There's a side of myself that I dont know yet and I want to get to know her better.

// my friends and me all write bangers i need to commemorate it

'' It does look a lot more, uhm, approachable-? .... Not that the restaurant was bad just kind of nervewracking- '' WHYYYY did he admit that god someone kill him.