i need some femmes up in my DMmes

it's dead in the same way epstein is dead

i can't believe i slept on asap rocky for this long

they're not even allegations anymore, they're just facts

drag is gender minstrelsy

when the pentastack hits

i'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl

happy italian american day to all who celebrate!

so this is 25, huh?

the only kardashian that was worth keeping up with was robert sr

why did we need to know that james murphy woke up naked on a beach in ibiza in 1988?

one of the few good things to come out of generative AI is that scams are now easier to suss out than ever all you need to do is pay super close attention to which text is oddly placed or written

but most important of all, today's the day that draws everyone to forget to get up and find the broom

today's the anniversary of the tragedy that made media companies realize if they antagonize certain school kids stochastically, they can draw more people to watch their 24 hour news networks

today's the birthday of adolf hitler now this may be an unpopular opinion but the more i learn of the guy the more i don't care for him

today is a day of many things

well we did it, we now have people in space to scout out for a moon base i can't wait to hear back about the bear problem

nice flight simulator footage

oh sending new people into space are ya? sure hope your o rings are all in order

we're so cooked the dude in front of me is watching the flyers game on his phone

2-3 at the top of the 7th, fuck me

even at the phucking fillies game i can't escape the huntrx

GET PAINTED OVER

citizens bank park is the only place where you can find grown men dressed up as glizzies and nobody bats an eye

Por que no los dos?

if only I sent that chain message to three of my friends, then i wouldnt be in this mess

#tadc spoilers without context

@gooseworx.bsky.social thank you for sonning all the dipshit redditors

@alexrochonva.bsky.social you deserve an award for that musical number if not the whole episode

i never thought i'd see one of my favorite characters get degloved but here we are

a certified bottom 5 feeling is when you remember that one youtube video from 10 years ago that hit really hard and try to look it up with no luck only to find out the uploader changed the title to something completely opposite from how you remember it all those years ago 0/10 stop doing that plz

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

maturing is realizing we weren't torturing the right people

some people look at st patricks day and think "why in the world are we celebrating irish heritage with alcoholism" and then drink insane amounts of caffeine and get stresslocked when one thing goes wrong

why havent we fully weaponized sleep deprivation yet it would make all of our plots and objectives easier to achieve if everyone who wanted to stop us was unfocused and franky and miserable

If you're everybody's friend, you're nobody's friend

i ate her majesty's ass and it was nasty call that anus horribilis

be kind, not nice

if you're jewish but you have zero ancestry from the levant, you're just a gentile with no foreskin

¿por qué no los dos?

this dick? spotted

you call it "psycopathy", i call it "pragmatism"

no more "taking the high road", it's a dead end

the best thing you can do as a man is know a guy

tom macdonald son or melanie martinez daughter?

Dr strangelove would go crazy as an anime

i find it very funny that my humps by black eyed peas got their synth riff from a song by an electronic group named "sexual harrassment" dramatic irony at its finest youtu.be/qwn67cANwlU

alright i've had it if you like the kpop demon hunters soundtrack, stay away from me i can't stand hearing those damn songs anymore

you can't have someone love "the real you" if it doesn't exist