well we did it, we now have people in space to scout out for a moon base i can't wait to hear back about the bear problem

nice flight simulator footage

oh sending new people into space are ya? sure hope your o rings are all in order

we're so cooked the dude in front of me is watching the flyers game on his phone

2-3 at the top of the 7th, fuck me

even at the phucking fillies game i can't escape the huntrx

GET PAINTED OVER

citizens bank park is the only place where you can find grown men dressed up as glizzies and nobody bats an eye

Por que no los dos?

if only I sent that chain message to three of my friends, then i wouldnt be in this mess

#tadc spoilers without context

@gooseworx.bsky.social thank you for sonning all the dipshit redditors

@alexrochonva.bsky.social you deserve an award for that musical number if not the whole episode

i never thought i'd see one of my favorite characters get degloved but here we are

a certified bottom 5 feeling is when you remember that one youtube video from 10 years ago that hit really hard and try to look it up with no luck only to find out the uploader changed the title to something completely opposite from how you remember it all those years ago 0/10 stop doing that plz

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

maturing is realizing we weren't torturing the right people

some people look at st patricks day and think "why in the world are we celebrating irish heritage with alcoholism" and then drink insane amounts of caffeine and get stresslocked when one thing goes wrong

why havent we fully weaponized sleep deprivation yet it would make all of our plots and objectives easier to achieve if everyone who wanted to stop us was unfocused and franky and miserable

If you're everybody's friend, you're nobody's friend

i ate her majesty's ass and it was nasty call that anus horribilis

be kind, not nice

if you're jewish but you have zero ancestry from the levant, you're just a gentile with no foreskin

¿por qué no los dos?

this dick? spotted

you call it "psycopathy", i call it "pragmatism"

no more "taking the high road", it's a dead end

the best thing you can do as a man is know a guy

tom macdonald son or melanie martinez daughter?

Dr strangelove would go crazy as an anime

i find it very funny that my humps by black eyed peas got their synth riff from a song by an electronic group named "sexual harrassment" dramatic irony at its finest youtu.be/qwn67cANwlU

alright i've had it if you like the kpop demon hunters soundtrack, stay away from me i can't stand hearing those damn songs anymore

you can't have someone love "the real you" if it doesn't exist

no more people pleasing no more saying sorry to things you don't actually feel remorse for no more mirroring other people's personality in place of your own no more sugarcoating your actual thoughts and feelings no more being nice no more masks

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

"no more AI doomerism" this country is run by lolcows

Seen in central Florida.

pro tip: if you have intense bleeding anger that's eating you alive, wait until you have a space that doesn't bleed out noise to other people before you uncork the bottled up emotions not always the easiest thing to do, but it is important to minimize collateral damage while unmasking emotions

literally anything made before the original iphone

welp, youtube's down i guess bad news for anyone else who wanted to spend a whole 30 minutes scrolling through the feeds looking for one video to put on

i have this theory that the only reason people are being more explicitly fascist, christian nationalist, neo jim crow, whatever is because they just wanna say slurs and will attach themselves to whichever political ideology will allow them to do that

plot twist, discord updates its age verification policy to include a workaround but ONLY for people who actively played concord

this headline just gets worse with each new word

no one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful

now that more and more epstein files have been revealed I have become all but convinced that the anti-capital punishment movement was a psy-op by the epstein class to exonerate their crimes under the guise of "humaneness"

kid rock telling people to watch his super bowl show like "some say that's statutory BUT I SAY ITS MANDATORY"

the hawks did it! new england has been put back in its cage

every millennial white woman with a multicolored kufi is in hysterics rn