As I was saying…

Parents! Soon to be parents! Those who never want to be parents! Jimmy Kimmel Live writer Danny Ricker’s hilarious debut book “Wow, You Look Terrible!” is out now. books.disney.com/book/wow-you-look-terrible

Thanks to the good people @ktla.com for having me on this weekend. youtu.be/HKytUYyyDck

The craziest moment of my life was televised.

Many thanks to Bill Carter @latenightercom.bsky.social for chatting with me about my book and my guest spot tonight on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

I've got a new article out today in Men's Health Magazine www.menshealth.com/trending-new...

This is, shockingly, real. Wednesday on @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social - me and the Batman. (Pre-order link for "Wow, You Look Terrible!" in my bio)

Last week’s guest @dannyricker.bsky.social (Wow, You Look Terrible!) has strong feelings about the Claim Jumper. Leave your childhood trauma restaurants down in the chat 👇👇👇 and listen to this episode on @maximumfun.org or wherever you get your podcasts.

It's true. You should do this.

#ICYMI We had Jimmy Kimmel Live! Co-head writer @dannyricker.bsky.social on to chat Slow Gherkin, dirty minions, and more! Listen on @maximumfun.org or: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

Thanks to my pals @jordanjessego.bsky.social for having me on to talk about my book and a group of topics so winding and strange I can't even really type them out.

"Wow, You Look Terrible!" is out four weeks from today. Pre-order link in bio.

The fact that liberals aren't smashing their iPhones with hammers over this really proves how much people hate having green text bubbles. deadline.com/2025/01/tim-...

I pay $112 a month for cable just so once a year I can watch Ryan Seacrest count backwards from ten.

If I had a time machine I'd travel back to when dads could disappear into the garage for three or four hours, no questions asked.

🚨BREAKING LITERATURE NEWS🚨 My book has a cover. “Wow, You Look Terrible!” is available April 22 but you can pre-order it now if you’re a real go-getter books.disney.com/book/wow-you... Huge thanks to my pal @jimmykimmel.com for writing the foreword, my team at Hyperion Ave, and my artist Jon Kutt.

Hey they made a Christmas decoration of how I feel.