Look at my battery level... Those who know, know... 😁

With everything going on right now...all the stress & worry...at least one bit of light. We get to renew our lease for another 12 months. Such good news to get, would have hated to have had to pack everything up & move while everything else is going on.... Small mercies.

With everything that's been going on with life lately, all the stress, after 17 weeks, I finally saw my waxer! Eyebrows back on point. Chest, stomach, sack, back & crack sorted. My pubic hair (which I could almost plait!!) is now a distant memory. Thanks Lara. Was good to do something for me.

Another Feast Festival picnic.... Another pearl necklace... 😉

It's here... 😀😀 From the UK to Australia in perfect condition. Just in a bubble wrap white envelope, but the collection itself was also wrapped in thick bubble wrap. Thanks Rarewaves. Never any issues with them. Can't wait to get stuck into it!! 😋

If I didn't have this absolute rock in my life, I'd not be coping as well right now. If you have as great a friend as I do in Sally, especially when times are hard, you're lucky. I know I am. Love you Sal ❤️

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Oh bugger, wish I had some idea what the answer is... But I'm just clueless 🤷

Definitely keeping my eyes open for when this turns up in Australia.... 😍

Ah that feeling... Fresh out of the shower... Slipping naked into clean sheets.. Goodnight world...

My favourite movie. The one that made me realise I wasn't alone in my insanity. That I could allow that wild side of my personality to be free. I didn't need to suppress it. There were others like me... A little bit crazy, a little bit different... It was so liberating...

This is really sad news...

Deleted the Full Frontal Friday post. I am clear in my bio not to repost my personal photos, especially if there are others in the photo. Yet, despite this, people chose to ignore my request & reposted the photo, leaving me no choice but to delete it. Will make me reticent to post photos again.

Little bit harsh I'd have thought...?

Right...?

Great lunch with great friends.. Maple whisky chicken is to die for... ❤️

Another successful Bunnings trip... 😁

What's wrong with this. Got my best boots on.

Things I'd rather do than watch Carlton play footy.

Dinner tonight... Creamy Honey BBQ Chicken and Bacon Pasta... Damn good 😋

Really not a petrol head, but I think I'll be going to the Adelaide Supercars this year. Headline act for the after race concert on the Sunday is Acca Dacca!! 😜

www Sad news. Great musician - singer ; songwriter... If you've not listened to Pet Sounds... Go. And. Do. It. Brilliance.. RIP. Thoughts with his loved ones 😢 .usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2025/06/11/brian-wilson-dead-beach-boys/8436413002/

Cos it's that kind of day.. 8.1C (46.5F)... Strong winds, absolutely pissing down... Still, a platter of food. Glass of port. Heater on. Footy on the tv ... Not working.. Life isn't that awful I guess....

Watching an episode of MASH for Loretta 'Hotlips Houlihan' Swit.. Sad news today of her passing... RIP... 🙁

Saw Lara today. Eyebrows finally back on point. They were quite crazy... Chest, stomach, bits all waxed. All smooth again though even after 8 weeks, other than the eyebrows, could have waited another 2-3 weeks at least... & I got back home before the rainstorm really hit... Lucky!

Blood, guts and gore & that's just the three of us in the back row... 💀

Love me a good, or even a bad, slasher flick... 🔪💀

COYS!!! #EuropaLeagueFinal2025

Nothing like your garden @wolfsburg.bsky.social but our little garden is taking shape... It was a bit of a mess on the two ends, but a bit of weeding, some earth turned over & some natives & succulents planted & hopefully our little patch will turn out okay in the next few months 🤞

It's World Whisky Day tomorrow, but I have to work, so... Happy World Whisky Day Eve.. 😁

OK... (drum roll... GOT reference)... Winter is coming. Currently it's 20C (68F).. I'm thinking I might go back inside... 🥶

Very accurate 🤣

Happy Star Wars Day... ❤️

Yesterday was a democracy sausage. Today it's a Bunnings sausage... Winning 🥇

3 times in 3 years my Bluebaggers have been beaten by the Crows!! 3 times!! Seriously, 3 years of having shit poured on me by best friend after the game.... Wait, best friend?? Why is she my best friend??

Having done my civic duty & voted... Can't miss out on my democracy sausage... 😁

Fucking right.... Yuk.

My world famous - well we like it 😊 - creamy mustard chicken with potatoes, peas & mushrooms (sorry Sal)... Damn it's good 😋

In other news, I now get the old age & disability pensions.

Fair call probably... 🤣

Well, maybe... 😉

Oh yes, a funeral is just such a fun thing to go to isn't it? It's not a fucking party... Twat!

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

Well, to be fair at least the story of my life is a short story...

Went shopping after I woke up. Only needed a couple of things for the Easter weekend. Big mistake. Big. Carpark was packed. Supermarket was packed with people buying 2 weeks worth of food, which I guess makes sense. After all the shops are closed tomorrow. It's not like they're open on Saturday... 🤦‍♂️

This is all kinds of wrong... 🤣 www.facebook.com/share/r/1AMP...

Before some dickhead sees this & jumps up & says 'Paul, is that you?' Ha Ha Ha... No it's not... My mankini is pink. www.facebook.com/share/v/19Do...

After my colonoscopy two weeks ago, just got a letter from the hospital. The polyps they removed are obviously benign cos I don't need to see my GP any time soon or need another colonoscopy for 5 years. A big relief that the cancer hasn't returned... & my ass is very grateful.