Berkeley met Santa Claus today

what in the AI Bullshit world is this fuckery 😭

Raúl Esparza at the Queen of Versailles premiere

😔😂🤷🏻

Holiday stuff going on around here 😂

None of them have ever hated me more than they do at this moment 😭😂

New Halloween threads 😏

Berk & Bird

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The eBay app changing where the icons are along the bottom is pissing me offffff 😭

This is pretty cool

Is Springfield ok or do they just want to keep the package

play along at home: Where’s Raúldo 😂

First sighting (for me) of Raúl at the White Party. Assuming he’s part of Paul Wontorek’s group, he’s a member of the Pickleball Queens 😏 www.instagram.com/p/DOBRHhVALs...

the ptown white party is tomorrow, don’t let us down paul wontorek 🙏🏼

Bros in duds

When someone is on Millionaire and they phone a friend, why doesn’t the person on the other end just, like…google? It would’ve taken five seconds to type in ‘bruxism’ and get the right answer (but also, the contestant needs to read the question faster or abbreviate it to the important bits)

So both of these require a subscription now? 😑

Raúl Esparza and Lizzy McAlpine will lead a concert production of Sweet Smell of Success in November!

I’d rather gouge out my eyes than have someone call me in two minutes, thanks so much for nothing. Your “help” options suck donkey ass, eBay.

Well which is it, beef or ranch hand?? 🤔

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the duality of dog

My brain for the last two days, nonstop: “Why do you write like you’re running out of time?” “I have one daughter.”

That’s uncalled for

This raven tried to m*rder my dog with a rock 😳😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DNEgG9i...

idk what’s happening on threads 😅

I put manes on them but instead of lions they look like they should be starting an 80s hair band

Bro’s running like a cartoon character 😂

Berkeley found a hat

Haven't done this since my years being on chat boards of my fave rock band. If any of my #RaúlEsparza Nation pals are attending JCS this wknd, I'd love a program if it's no trouble. I will gladly Zelle pymt + postage. (My irrational fear of flying got in the way again.) TY!

📸: nhtheatercompany #MyFairLady

I’ve had Jeff Goldblum on top of my refrigerator since before Berkeley was born, but today I decided to relinquish The Blum to Berk. Alas, I fear the man is now on borrowed time. Imagine surviving dinosaurs only to be ravaged by a puppy who was wearing a bow tie earlier today 😔

I’ve been laughing way too much at this photo. Do they have 20/20 together?? 😂

When you’re ready to leave for the school dance but your mom says “just one more picture!”

Words to live by!

Now he’s just showing off 😂

I was flipping through the program from when Raúl was in Hair, and this name caught my eye. I’ll bet this poor dude considered changing his name