Hells yeah just got tickets for the Olympics #LA28

Many More Should Have Also Been Prosecuted….

Losing my mind

Every olive I eat is the equivalent of a bump of cocaine

I love Afroman so much

This is pretty stunning

Leo gets robbed again #Oscars

how many times can I make braised leek soup in 2026

Cool put her in prison

I heard Ibiza Final Boss guy has an onlyfans now

I don’t like anything from Texas but these Stars alt jerseys are sick as hell

I love Hellebyuck and I’m not opposed at all to giving Americans great honors for great deeds But Erika Kirk was given this same award after her husband was killed as a part of a false flag operation

Personally disgusted that the players are partying with Patel, but really the blame isn’t on the players for making a stand in the middle of their celebration. The blame is on the admin for having the Kash Patel using the private jet to fly there and party.

Well…. This ruined my day

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I fucking love Daredevil

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

gave my wife half of a little clementine orange and she just ate it in one bite and I’m pretty shocked

I’m beginning to think this Epstein business goes deeper than we originally thought

At a wedding and my-in laws won’t eat fish so I ate 1.5 full ass Branzinos

Chose this tattoo off the wall.

I’m sorry… Epstein would bring children to Mar a Lago and Trump would …auction them?

Put Bovino in fucking prison

In 20 years, 30 years, 40 years, the Republican Party can never be trusted again in this country.

Introducing non-alcoholic, gluten free beer… for freaks

How are the Golden Knights pulling off trades while they have 24 players on max deals somehow and Fitz is “working the phones in New Jersey” for 2 straight years with nothing to show for it

I’ve made a few friends here in Los Angeles but I found out that none of them like Lord of the Rings and now I am very disillusioned with this city.

In early December my wife and I bought an area rug for our sitting room, by Jan 13 my old dog has pumped enough old pee into it that the rug is now in the dumptser. A full time, 5 man crew wouldn’t have been able to keep up with the rate of fire on that 16 year old cattle dog.

29 year old me: Let’s do shots 39 years old me: I have had 5 bowls of cabbage soup today

It’s always been my goal to direct a faithful remake of Moby Dick, but in my film, we will kill real whales.

Not sure what to say at this point. A pedophile criminal of a President pumps thousands of paramilitary forces into a city in order to drive up headlines and they end up shooting a women in her car. Dog in the backseat. Conservatives ghouls justify it by calling her a terrorist paid activist.

Nothing makes me lose hope in the American Empire quicker than dealing with a doctor on short notice and trying to pick up a prescription

Every plane should have a walled off children section

@pftompkins.bsky.social hi Paul, big fan. Sauron’s problem was that he was a divine spirit (Maiar) who was corrupted by Melkor (the original Dark Lord) and wants to take dominion over middle earth. Happy to send more lord of rings info over in the future. Go Phillies.

Boarding a red eye flight, my water bottle burst open while I was slinging my carry on in the bin. Doused a bystander and soaked my own chest and crotch This is the way I like to start 5 hour flights baby. Sopping wet, crammed, and anxious as hell

Gearing myself up to leave LA and fly back to the east coast for Christmas ::eating a Al pastor Torta from a taco truck, fully sobbing::

What the fuck are we even doing?

I ate a cheeseburger today at The Apple Pan and went to the beach and now I don’t want to work anymore. I just want to eat cheeseburgers at the beach

It’s possible that both Hegseth and Diddy are very innocent

You know this whole time I thought RFK jr was a total creep but now I see he is a cool, classy, free spirit.

I can’t tell if I want the Trump-Clinton rumor to be true, or not. I don’t know if I can live in a world where Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a beej.

The Devils haven’t won a game in regulation in 14 years

Reaching the age where I am starting to lust for gold.

Just spent 300 bucks on groceries for like 2 meals and hand soap. How is this possible What am I doing wrong my family is starving

It’s crazy that that “Trump killed Epstein” has moved from Conspiracy Theory status to Very Likely status.

“Is this the end of Trump?” ::I say to myself for the 1056th time::

Very excited to watch Devils vs Penguins tomorrow at (checks time) 9:30 am

Extreme Cuomo voice “ Zelda Moomdookie”