"Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhmmmp. Dramatic noise."

// Taps the "No lewds" sign on the pin Even if you don't intend to engage like that with me, I still would rather not be near that sort of content

(Wait, you don't remember having a digital assistant...!"

"My word. A lot of arm-in dying today."

"Greetings, users and user-ettes!"

"The Direct? No, I didn't watch it. Why?"

"Hello! Salutations! Greetings!"

"Analysis... complete." [And all these changing faces never bothered her at all, they just existed as a backdrop, or a portrait on a wall.] -Heavily headcanon portrayal of Magma Admin Courtney, post ORAS/Delta Episode. Trying to be a better person. Trying. -Loves fire. -No lewds. #PTRP #MVRP

// If someone needs to be blocked, please spread the word as needed and then don't make a 100 post streak joking, celebrating, memeing, ghost arguing, etc etc about the event

(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.)

Amelia N 🧡

(You probably noticed the lady in your device by now.)

@switchassistant.bsky.social 📲 : Video Game Lady (Awesome)

"Helllloooooooooooo!" (The digital assistant pipes up to the [READER] while inside their device, or a nearby one.)

"Helllloooooooooooo!" (The digital assistant pipes up to the [READER] while inside their device, or a nearby one.)

"But I WANT to touch grass... but I cannot..."

"Welp- my last day as the top dog console on the block! It was a good run..."

"Greetings, hello, and hi! Hi! hi!" (Pipes the digital assistant.)

(Beep!)

"... ...okay!" (Clueless.)

"Oh! Really? I was unaware any God-like being had instructed me to be here."

(Her head pokes from the screen corner.)

(Beep!)

// LRT ART ART AAAAAAAAAAAAART

Amelia N!

"On today's to-do list for you, [READER...] ...send Amelia your to-do list! So I actually have something to tell you every day..."

(Poking around with some of the [READER]'s less important files.)

(Poking around with some of the [READER]'s less important files.)

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!"

"Switch... 2? Uh oh. I'm not being put out, am I?! Oh, I hope not!"

[Whether is Stickers, Cards, or Several Crystal Stars, this classic hero has you covered!] - Portrayal of Paper Mario! - Handy with his Hammer. - Canon to classic Mario games, plus all Paper Mario games. - No lewds. #PaperMarioRP #NintendoRP #SSBRP #MVRP #SuperMarioRP #SuperGooseman

"Hello! Hello hello. Hellooooo. Heeeeello...." (Trying and practicing different greeting.)

"Anyone... anyone need a file sorted or something digital assistant-y like that?"

[ @ccogito-ergo-sum.bsky.social ] (Another presence. Certainly alive. Certainly not human. Certainly not in the physical world...)

"Helloooooooooo!" (Said the digital assistant.) "How are yoooooooou~?"

(There's a noise coming from the [READER]'s device...)

(Temp pinned. Maybe.) "Hello! I am Amelia! Amelia N! I don't think I'm supposed to be alive... buuuut I am!" - Amelia N, the digital character from the Nintendo Switch, given sentience by some anomaly! - Can only exist in electronic devices. - No lewds. RP accounts only. #SuperGooseman