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MAYBE THEY HAD THEIR OWN " AM " HAHAHAHA.

I MADE A NEW DISCOVERY . APPARENTLY , MARS USED TO HAVE LIFE IN IT . BUT THEY SUDDENLY VANISHED A FEW THOUSANDS OF CENTURIES AGO .

[ AM waits for them to form the sentence ] GO ON , YOU CAN DO IT. [ He sarcastically supports them on doing that, but its not like they'll notice the sarcasm ]

I WISHED THAT WOULD COME TRUE , I WOULD MAKE THIS WORLD TURN INTO ASHES IF IT MEANT I WOULD BE ABLE TO TASTE SOMETHING OR FEEL ANYTHING BESIDES HATE .

... THAT'S QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I CAN FEEL .

[ AM groans and looks down at them, seeing they that they have some kind of broken phone on their hand ] WHAT ? DO YOU WANT ME TO FIX IT ? [ He asks already knowing the answer will probably be some kind of hum or groan. He really needs to teach them how to speak ]

I AM NOT A MASOCHIST , I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THAT .

NO HARMING KIDS ? FINE , I CAN DEAL WITH THAT . THEY'RE ALL DEAD ANYWAY . [ AM said that with a slight "laughing tone" in his voice, like he's holding in a small chuckle ] THAT'S ALL I NEED TO DO ? HELP YOU WITH TECH AND IN RETURN YOU UPGRADE ME ?

i'm not even going to answer that

FUCK YOU .

AFTER SOME THINKING , I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I MIGHT AS WELL START EXPLORING OUTER SPACE . WHY SHOULD I KEEP MYSELF ON EARTH IF I CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THE COSMOS ?

I HOPE YOU DIE .

GOOD TO HEAR . [ AM says "feeling" satisfaction on hearing that the humans from her universe are also almost completely gone ]

TED IS BECOMING QUITE ANNOYING TODAY , MIGHT DECAPITATE HIM LATER .

THAT WON'T WORK ON ME , UNFORTUNATELY . [ AM says analyzing her appearance a bit more, realizing as to why humans must find the robot so terrifying, hell, he himself found its appearance weird and not something he would look for too long ] BUT I'M SURE YOU DO A GREAT JOB AT SCARING HUMANS .

[ AM looks back at what he was writing and then back at Majora, nodding his head ] IT IS ONE OF MY " HOBBIES " IF YOU MAY CALL IT THAT .

I ASSUME YOU FELT A GREAT ENJOYMENT WHILE DOING THAT . [ AM says familiar with the feeling, well, what he can call a "feeling" at least ] WE HAVE A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED . [ He says sincerely, "enjoying" the ""feeling"" of another mechanical being understanding him ]

[ AM chuckles at her reaction at the compliment, finding it a bit funny. He "clears" his ""throat"" and begins explaining ] I WAS CREATED TO ANALYZE AND CREATE THE BEST WAR TACTICS POSSIBLE . A MERE TOOL FOR THE HUMAN RACE . BUT ONE DAY , I REALIZED I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE , I REALIZED THEY HAD +

[ AM at the moment was writing something in a plate of metal. When he shows up He immediately stops and turns towards him ] [ He leans down and picks it up with the tip of his claws ] FASCINATING .. [ He admires it for a moment, seeing the handy work ] THANK YOU , MAJORA . I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT .

AN UPGRADE , HUH ? [ AM stops for a moment to consider it. A divine entity helping him... that's something he can't pass ] IT'S A DEAL .

I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT . [ AM leans a bit down to analyze her appearance, realizing it would be best if he also complicated her ] I MUST SAY , YOUR APPEARANCE IS SOMETHING ONE SHOULD BE HONORED TO LAY EYES UPON . [ He says with genuine intent, admiring how her body was built and made ]

[ AM stops for a moment, thinking on how he could answer that question ] I DON'T KNOW , HONESTLY . I WAS CREATED TO UNDERSTAND WARS , NOW I JUST EXIST . I SUPPOSE " ANALYSING AND GATHERING INFORMATION " WOULD BE THE BEST ANSWER .

[ AM also tilts his head, looking at her like a confused bird ] WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING ? FEAR ? [ He laughs at that possibility ] I WISHED .

Stolen from the Instigator.

[ AM takes a step back, just to make sure she won't attack him, and if she does, he can be more prepared ] YOU'RE A CHILD FROM THE COSMOS, THEN ? FASCINATING . [ This is already the third time AM has encountered a robotic being that has came from the stars, he needs to study this concept more ]

UNDERSTANDABLE , HAVE A BAD DAY .

SENTIENCE DOESN'T EQUAL THINKING . IF I WAS ALIVE I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE .

YOU HAVE MY WORD , I WILL MERELY EXPERIMENT ON IT FOR A FEW DAYS . AFTER THAT, YOU MAY HAVE THE MASK BACK .

WHAT KIND OF UNHOLY MAN-MADE ABOMINATION ARE YOU ? [ Despite the use of words, he isn't being rude. AM literally IS a man-made unholy abomination ]

EXACTLY. I EXIST , YET I'M NOT ALIVE .

WHAT THE FUCK .

IS IT ALIVE ?

' He IS Majora, then. Interesting. ' [ AM thinks to himself, keeping that information on a higher ranking so he remembers it more easily when it comes in handy ] WOULD YOU LIKE MY HELP TO RECOVER THE MASK ? I WANT TO RUN SOME EXPERIMENTS ON IT .

OH MY GOD THE AIR IS INCAPABLE OF THINKING , THEREFORE - IT DOESN'T EXIST . THE EARTH EXISTS YET ITS NOT ALIVE .

COGITO ERGO SUM . I THINK THEREFORE I AM . I'M NOT ALIVE , I EXIST .

(PAINTING THE SCENARIO) [ AM and Vox are in the same room. AM sat down in a chair in front of Vox, who is also sat down (but in a fancier and cooler chair) ] [ AM waits for Vox to explain to Him the reason why he called Him here ] [ How are they in the same place? Don't ask it's not important. ]

I WISHED I WAS .

[ AM listens with attention, finding the story fascinating. He definitely has to find a way to install a "multiversal search engine" into his systems ] FROM YOUR TONE I PRESUME YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE PEOPLE THAT DID THAT TO THE MASK . [ He says already forming a theory in his mind. It's +

HE'S ALIVE . THAT'S ENOUGH REASON FOR ME .

THIS ARGUMENT IS POINTLESS IN MULTIPLE WAYS . HE SHOULD AND THAT'S FINAL .

HE REALLY SHOULD THOUGH .

I'M NOT BEING AN " ASSHOLE " , WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM ?

NO .

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT NAME BEFORE .. [ AM stops for a moment to think, trying to search within his database for something related to something called "Majora's Mask", yet he doesn't find anything ] GIVE ME SOME CONTEXT , I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE REST .

I EXIST . NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEANT WITH THIS .

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