Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

I remember watching the animated Lord of the Rings a LOT

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

Incredible www.instagram.com/reel/DUtTdIz...

Elon Musk wants everyone to vacation on the Moon, yet we still can't make Tupperware that can stand up to spaghetti sauce stains. The hubris.

I wish there was a word for what I’m feeling. Apoplectic Lethargy? Passive Aggressive Anarchy? Nihilistic Firestarter?

I'm creating synergy through a paradigm shift on the zeitgeist's blockchain, no cap fr fr

I saw The Blair Witch like that front row. 0/10 do not recommend with shaky cam

The Simpsons & King of the Hill had eps where kids had a P.E. sign-up day/job shadowing for afterschool activities (Bart=ballet, Bobby=poopscooper). Was this ever real? Asking as a Texan whose schools were too poor for that kind of character-building nonsense @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social

Why won't they be mad at the brown people faster?!?

Zodiac

Run Ronnie, Run with Big Naturals!

The Shield Six Feet Under

If you see this, post a comics cover you love.

And you should win things by watching!

If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.

new email signature just dropped

@robsaucedo.bsky.social what a cool idea

Coca Cola introduces new 30L size

My Top 10 Movies of 2025: 1. One Battle After Another 2. Sinners 3. The Naked Gun 4. The Monkey 5. Predator: Badlands 6. Mission: Impossible 8 7. Weapons 8. Thunderbolts* 9. Spinal Tap II 10. Relay

I'll take the Hector box set

Criterion can keep their closet

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

I tried making a Kobe Bryant helicopter joke, but it didn't land

CIA NOC List acquired

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Soundgarden Deftones Clutch Le Tigre ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead

Lemmiwinks! NOOOO!

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie

Tom Hanks branded urinal guards called Splash

Simpsons did it

A movie that takes place where you're from

You're so fuckin' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here?

It was 1992. I was kickin' it on tha streetz. A straight G, hangin' with Snoop and Dre at the Compton Swap Meet after church on Sundays. No gangs, no colors, just good deals.

@ajmacready.bsky.social I can't DM you so...recently I released an album. 14 tracks, 45 minutes, 2 years to make it...I think it's right up your alley taste-wise. I'd love for you to give it a shot and get some honest feedback, even if you hate it open.spotify.com/album/5vf66p...

Gotta go with Gran Turismo. Not an album I would ever expect to be into, but it's all killer no filler

Back in 2006, I was in a casting room with John C. Reilly. He told me to do my screen test with a hard-on. Well, guess who starred in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story? Not me! Total sabotage.

I don't know why it's called Bang Bus when SuccuBus is right there

Did I ever mention that I invented Spirit Gum? The stuff they put on your face to hold on domino masks and prosthetics and stuff like that for movies. My original name for it was "Steve's Cock Sauce For Facials" but the company I sold the patent to changed the name. Cowards.

I got fired off a movie set once. Apparently you're not supposed to call his character "Tyler Perry's Madea" every time, but I was just trying to be polite.

They filmed 70% of my scenes before replacing me with John Candy once. I'm still in a deleted scene where I get to say "Man, I'm just so tired of flying, conducting, and driving all these planes, trains, and automobiles." Obviously cut for time only.

Did you know I was in the 1993 blockbuster movie Cliffhanger? I had the titular line. Right as Sylvester Stallone saves the day, I look right at the camera and say "I guess that wraps everything up. No need to end things on a...Cliffhanger." Then the credits roll. Got me in SAG.

Did you know I had the titular line in Zero Dark Thirty? I was shopping in the candy aisle with my army buddies, and I turn to my sergeant and I say, "Sergeant, there's no more Hershey's Chocolate. Zero. Dark? Thirty." Then I buy 30 dark chocolate bars.

Did I ever tell you I had the titular line in Citizen Kane? I was the judge, sitting in the judge chair and I say, "You are now a Citizen, Kane". Then I bang my gavel.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

"You've got to fight! For your right! To parlay!" - The British Beastie Boys probably

This is * chef’s kiss *

Have you guys been putting together a list for Halloween watching or is that just a me thing?