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That new Lady Gaga Abracadabra song sounds a lot like that Lady Gaga Telephone song.

SHOWGIRLS vs. THE LAST SHOWGIRL is a master class in how “failed seriousness” figures in camp.

Saw two guys today carrying a large pane of glass across a busy street…but no comic shenanigans! 🫤

😲⛓️🪚🎵 "In 2023, the original film score master tapes were discovered and then privately held at the Harry Ransom Center in Austin, TX for preservation. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre's co-composer Wayne Bell painstakingly worked to have these original source material master tapes safely transferred."

Albini would've loved this tribute from Chris Martin

Also about the Grammys—when did every singer start having 50 back-up dancers?

Watching the Grammys. Seems like music today has ten or fifteen superstars who all appear on each others’ records. Very much a cool kids vibe.

Smaug is just about the dumbest name you could give a dragon.

Very tempted

A record store posted my Manson / Beatles LP on the YouTube. Hurry and listen before everyone's in jail! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbhH...

Pitchfork gave the new Kendrick Lamar album a "meh" review. Should we be prepping for a massive feud with Condé Nast?

When you get close to this bunker sculpture by Thomas Schütte, you can hear a dog barking inside.

It’s good to have a junk drawer because sometimes you find cool junk you forgot you had.

Somehow missed STREET TRASH (1987) over the years. Who knew there was a horror subgenre known as "melt movies?"

Not sure how much longer Huffpo will survive, but they're going out with some first rate snark.

Screened MANDY ((2018) in class today. Student consensus is “hot mess.”

This is the kind of thing we should be using AI for.

Screened this for my Television Comedy class today. Still the boundary test for your comic limits. streamable.com/f97pqk?src=p...

Sarah Sherman is a squirrel. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i82...

Well, for a first post, let's see what this new platform can and cannot do. jerkin.amylandthesniffers.com