Why did the bicycle leave work early? Because it was two tired and it was fed up with this shit. Is this why it was created? To sit in front of a computer?

every single time i talk to any of the cats brambles runs through like "attention? attention for me?" and like yea I get it

im eepy

Being brave and going to my local astronomy society tonight

my stomach hurts im sad :(

it's so cool that stars are formed when clouds of gas collapse under their own weight and stars die when they eventually collapse under their own weight.

Playing with blue today

I've been studying maths to the point that my brain is cooked but I've figured out the issues i was having with algebra and am currently learning how to apply algerba to real life examples which used to be a huge hurdle for me

guys my brain just saw the number forty spelled out and thought it was like an adjective to describe something fort like I am cooked I'm afraid

going through my selfies to find one for like an intro bio thing and it was so hard cos I'm so fucking hot Anyway these were top my choices but I ended up going with the first one because I think it looks more nuetral

just come to the realisation that my vision is a little blurry in my right eye. i really do not need to dealing with this

i could feel myself getting emotionally disregulated so i am looking at pictures of kittens now and i gotta say it's working

Being a dinosaur was like living in Wales. Amazing.

nonce andrew in jail lets fucking goooo

I don't have it in me to go to placement today but I'm up and ready so 🤷‍♂️

been trying to do algebra all day and I'm struggling 😭

since my fb got deleted I've lost scans of old artwork that's since been destroyed, I don't know where else I've uploaded it I'm looking everywhere but so far no luck :/

I am so tired of chilling and being fine then suddenly my body is like...oughhh im so unwell help meee

i had a weird dream that I asked out someone I really dont fucking like and I was so mad when I woke up

Very good advice for when you really wanna do a thing, but are afraid. <3

brambles tried to steal terra's treats so I picked her up to stop her and she farted on me...stinky baby

so I'm completely banned from even making new facebook accounts now so I can't manage my voluntary work at all and I've lost contact with online friends I only have on fb/messenger and no way to reach out to them to get other details

You know what I hate, is when people sit and like bitch and gossip and speculate on someone's life or mental state or whatever then pretend they're just oh so concerned and they're just talking because they're worried. We all know thats not true.

I'm gonna be so hot in my 30s and 40s calling it now

facebook just banned my back up account so I'm 100% done with the platform

that couple that always break up in the car park have broken up again but she's actually sitting on the ground screaming and sobbing. who needs Eastenders lmao

eraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazmus

if a bark an d woof like a dog bark woof grrrr show me that twink

we're off college tomorrow thank god

today in college was an absolute nightmare, complete sensory overload and cant work in class at all due to the noise levels, on top of that I've been banned from facebook completely for no reason and I don't know how to fix it

I feel so at peace right now like something inside of my has clicked into place, I've stopped fighting against myself and I've stopped being afraid that I'm not good enough

tell me why I had the thought it would be hilarious if I was the first one in my family to get a PhD then realised that probably none of my grandparents would be alive to see it and it made me sad. why do I have to sabotage my own happiness like that

Tell me why I never understood long division in school but ive just cracked the code tonight

I really want to drop out of college 😭

I find art with flat a lifeless colouring so aesthetically difficult to look at, like when you can tell someone doesn't move around the colour wheel at all, all of their highlighting and shades are just darker/greyer/blacker and lighter/whiter versions of the same colour 😭

tyhey took my eyebrows. I cant shit

find me a boy whose pussy i can eat then we're talking on this fine evening

I hate my nose I think I want a nose job. that being said top surgery is more important

im a bit tipsy remembering the time when i was in my lesbian era and i was like 19 and shitfaced and was adding a bunch of random girls on facebook that i thought were hot and catfished myself because one was a femboy but i kept him added cos he seemed cool and even added me when i made a new acc

Is there a sports ball game on cos my neighbour is yelling "goal goal goal" in the way one might yell "I'm coming daddy" and its very off putting.

My outfit is slaying but im still unsure of the makeup but whatever

I did a makeup look tonight and im really not sure of it but i have less than an hour now till I leave and ive only just realised ive still to eat dinner

ok i'm going out tonight and I'm washing all my makeup brushes tomorrow cos it's overdue but every day I remember to wash them I am going to need to use them. not sure if you can blow dry them so when I wash them they take like 2 days to dry

i had a wee nap and I had a dream I was at some stand up comedians gig and she was getting heckled by a guy being misognystic so she started singing "pink pony club I'm gonna steal your lucozade" and then came to his table and stole his bottle of lucozade.

i rlly dont think I'm up for going out tonight, the travel is gonna just be too draining ughhh

Still debating whether I go out for drinks tonight and have fun, i can travel for free and then only have a couple of drinks

its -2 and there's some guy walking his dog in jeans and a t shirt while I'm inside with a jumper, dressing gown, blanket and heating and I'm still cold. 😭

mood is really not great tonight today and lastnight was very stressful and I'm so drained now 😭

I've only ate banana chips today and I'm too exhausted to cook actually 😭