been trying to masturbate but my body is still in its orgasms feel like shit no matter what i do era so

my glasses got one smudge and now I hate them and i wish i had never been born

I'm so excited for Belfast pride I'm already looking at outfit ideas I can put together (i'll buy a few new things but I've got cute stuff in my wardrobe too that will work)

I really like wearing glasses actually

I am so handsome and so sophisticated (also no more weird blurry vision for anything more than like 10 feet away)

Picking up my new glasses tomorrow afternoon so I'll take some cheeky wee pics at some point xoxo

Holy mother of tits I'm hot

sorry for being mentally unstable I was actually just hungry but my body didn't tell me I was hungry and just made me angry instead. it will happen again

MtG player TTRPG player Final Fantasy Sephiroth Milf The Moon Whatever the fuck is going on with cuttlefish

I mean like I could go look for the package but that would include going to strangers doors and I would physically rather shit out shards of glass than do all that

I think I'm under a lot of pressure because I want to put a hammer through something 24/7 rn

I really, really, really wanted to dye my hair today for a date tonight now I fucking cant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm not in any fucking mood after all that fucking carry on yesterday

fucking amazon driver has left my package in the wrong fucking building. die

Giggling and kicking my feet and being a little faggot right now

got lazy tonight and ordered pizza. put in my address, I know 100% I put the correct address in because I always read these things over at least twice before checking out. as soon as I checkout it's given me some random address in the order confirmation

I'm on the bus home and I'm gonna shit myself actually

time to go to placement and tell them I'm failing my work placement unit because I spilled coffee on all of my notes half of which were not typed up anywhere :)

I have to be up at like 6:45 and this stupid fucking cunt is keeping me awake

Neighbour playing guitar again at fuck o clock at night, i cant tell if its the cunt above me or above and across so I don't even know how to report this shit but if it doesn't stop soon im going to hunt them down and beat them to death with their own guitar

Tried overnight curlers to style my hair, just practicing because I want to do something nice with it for award ceremony later this month. Not 100% sure how I feel about this it turned out a wee bit messy 😂

I'm failing my placement class because some of my observation notes I had typed up got ruined and I do not have enough time left to do additional observations to make up for it. I am going to talk to someone about maybe using my evidence from last year or something but honestly idk

The sun is ejaculating on us again 😱

can't be bothered with college today as usual, just want this course finished so I can fuck off and do other shite

i think all men should kiss each other homosexually, if u dont do it ur a pussy and gay

what if i get a degree in deez nuts what then Sheeple

Lost a second set of wireless earphones i think they exist to be lost so you keep wasting money on buying new ones so im going back to the converter and the headphones

fucking cannot be bothered with college today cos I still haven't sorted all my stuff that got coffee spilled on it :)

I'm really stressed and my fuse is so short today 😭👍

It's going to be a very exciting time in the Scottish Greens join.greens.scot

guys I'm completely baffled about Rosie's insurance claim. I got her meds around March 30th, I did kind of fuck up and forget to sort it until like 24th of April. I put in a claim for it, my vet emailed saying they had recieved that claim on the 27th, I am so, so fucking sure that not long after

when u tax the rich

Im getting glasses next week because my vision is worse than i thought 😂😂😂

got an eye test today i hope i pass 👍

Your new record-breaking group of 15 Scottish Green MSPs!

Out with the gays x

guys I'm having a full on breakdown because I remember doing things, I very specifically remember doing them, but there's no evidence of them being done. I put in a continuation claim for Rosie's insurance in April and in May and there's no electronic trail of the May one.

Lost count of how many times I've said this, but: It is possible, if not bleakly common, to have perfectly good mental health and functionality, and still be an absolutely awful person. "Being a thundering arsehole" is not, and never has been, a recognised diagnosis.

Self care is gonna be important today huh

I can't sleep and I'm so anxious and everything fucking hurts

I've been unable to sit down and do much today, between my sore head and anxiety and fatigue it's been hellish getting my brain to focus on anything or my body to just obey commands. The whole day has kinda passed in a fog, all I remember doing is cooking lunch and dinner lmao

Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre

The Laurelhurst neighborhood in Seattle is on a mission to limit helipad access at the Seattle Children’s Hospital due to noise complaints. Helicopters have to land a mile away and transfer the child to an ambulance. Some kids didn’t make it. All because Laurelhurst doesn’t like the noise.

my head has been literally sore for days btw painkillers, food, water, caffeine all do absolutely nothing to help and I know I should get away from screens but I do not have a choice because everything I need to do ever for the rest of my life needs a screen apparently

my saas got accepted but I've just realised it's only covering one of the modules i'm doing, not two, so I've def made a mistake on the application so now I have another headache to solve ughhhh

fox hunting is one of the most evil things to ever exist and anyone whose ever participated in it needs to actually be hung, drawn and quartered publically x

I was an adult today and booked an eye test bcos I'm concerned my vision in my right eye is getting worse AND I'm getting headaches on that side

i hate having emotions cos what do you mean i feel immense grief beyond words at the thought of everything that has lived and died and i am trying to find comfort in the beauty of the cycle of life, death and decay, none of which can exist without the other and all of which we are beholden to x

i dont think my T shot worked cos I haven't really been horny since I took it rip

i'm so fucking stressed about this election to the point I feel unwell and if any cunt comes at me saying "idc about politics neither should you" well congratulations on living a life so privileged that you feel secure enough you wont be effected by whoever is in power

I'm off of placement for tomorrow which means I have three weeks left and I've not done nearly enough to pass the unit and three weeks probably isn't enough time to do it all