If I don't get my titties sucked right now im gonna cry

Would you fuck jesus Christmas the man himself

Think I might be tisty

today marks 4 years since the james webb telescope launched

my ass is on waiting mode so I will just stare at my PC for 20 mins

Why has santa been on the mounjaro and had a bbl this Christmas x

also I've been rewatching scrubs and I hate that for this one scene I was on the same wavelength as Todd

ok i need to go to bed i am infact up very early tomorrow

its merry christman and i have one message for santa clause. your days are numbered, you jumped up jolly capitalist pig

i gaslit my cats by only using treats in their puzzle feeder thingy then switching it over to normal ass cat food and they still get excited and go crazy for it. haha lol ur dumb

Merry yaoimas you pieces of shit

My cats are all very good girls

Begging my body to poop but it simply won't comply

this post is killing me

i rlly hate the term nuerospicy cos i associate it with people who downplay nuerodivergence as like this fun cute and quirky thing to make it more paletable to the general public and i dont think it makes people more accepting of us, i think it makes people take us way less seriously

Sleeping it off worked i cannot die

So ive been feeling off since my T shot and I looked up at symptoms and I may have oil in my lungs and honestly I just want to go to bed but should I call 111 or something lmao

t shot making me hornyy...FUCK

i have one of those treat puzzle things for cats and I literally have never once seen Rosie succesfully find a treat by herself with it. I usually have to just give her treats or physically open the puzzle so she actually gets something. bless this stupid cat

They have done more to improve the world than any billionaire ever has.

Im having a very bad overload day where I cant deal with sounds, even listening to music, but I cant get any peace and quiet because I own three cats 😅😅😅

I would love to get into the holiday spirit but I have SAD

Brambles just knocked down the printer and destroyed my favourite mug and im so annoyed I might cry

giggling and kicking my feet and then yelling "faggot stop!" at myself because I'm crushing so bad on this guyyyyyyy shoot me shoot me im pathetic im sad

oi storted spayking ion cOoOrsiv ars a jork aynd norr io cornt stowppp

None of my cats appreciate jurassic park 😒

water from my washing machine just backed up through my sink chat is this normal

I'm absolutely fucking freezing and cannot get warm at all, several layers on, heating on, blankets, I'm still shivering. hope I'm not getting fucking ill

just had a full on panic attack bcos my smoke alarms went off while i was cooking, there was barely any smoke btw, I've had more when cooking and been fine, they literally wouldn't stop going off for 5 minutes even when I turned everything off and opened windows and the house was clear

i have no riz no bitches shoot me with a gun

There is no such thing as a straight blond man. If he's blond he's a fag 💅

i had a dream last night my mustache was so full and thick and my hair was so long and goddddddddd i need it to be real one day

I have such a deep yearning to exist in a simple and peaceful world where kindness, community and compassion are at the heart of our principles and none of this wretched and confusing technology exists. sometimes I pray to wake up from this nightmare to the sound of birdsong and the smell of trees

i think being eaten out real good crazy style might stop me from wanting to die for at least like a few days

how am i supposed to survive when my default state is just i want to die 90% of the time 👍

Trying so hard to do housework but im so overwhelmed I just want to kill myself and burn the house down

i think there's this kind of weird almost paradox in nature where things evolve to better kill other things and those things they're killing evolve to better survive without being killed by those things and then it just keeps going forever i guess

I had a dream of one of those modern mansions that are all mainly glass built across basalt columns and honestly it was cool as fuck

does anyone know the name/type of the silver beads? (eye shape, heart shape, knot shape) basically you thread them with another bead and the other bead sits inside them like in the picture, I am trying to look them up to find beads that serve the same function but with different styles

got myself a treat of aldi cookies and cream hot chocolate and it literally tastes like a brownie in a mug it's insanely fucking good like not the flavour i was expecting but holy shit

ohh my god so there's this guy...anyway...hehe

ive been kind of ok for a couple of weeks, but these feelings don't last forever. the future, my future, is very bleak. i don't really think there's anything I can do to get out of this mess that the worst people in the world have put me and the rest of us in. please share & donate.

Going to a big gay Christmas dinner tonight

Hii

I'm feeling some kinda way tonight idk how to describe it 😭

just counted the change in the jar i forgot about for like 2 years and I have £80 lol

I'm burned tf out but I am busy until sunday oh good god

i just squirted fucking everywhere then when i got up to start cleaning all my shit sorting my mess out i was like why am i leaving moist tracks behind me...bro it was squirt on my feet i was doing fucking squirtprints i cant

if u had sex with men ur gay even if ur a women

That was just me single handedly affecting the algorithm the hrt got me acting crazy sometimes