completely forgot this app existed i didn’t update my username or bio but reckon i will leave it that way bc i still love lucy in the sky

popping my head in from twitter and everyone is so chill here??

a month without uploading she comes back with nothing to add sorry

i’ve been thinking abt the introverts song all day i cannot get emotional over this on a random thursday

it’s been 2 weeks sorry for neglecting my least favourite child

missing preshows like a mf tonight

i remember i have this app every 3 days

i’m normal abt this so so normal

can twitter go a single day without fighting please i am so tired

oh my god i’ve eaten so much salty popcorn that i think i could kill a slug

this picture always reminds me to check my posture 😭

“you attract what you fear” aaaaah danandphilgames upload i’m so afraid helppp 😭😭😭😱😱😰😰😰🙀

liking oomfs posts on twitter to then like exactly the same ones on here

all the normies following me when unfortunately this is the vibe i bring to the function sorry

we did it queens can’t wait to fail 🫡

i thought this app was supposed to be better than twitter why are there feet pics on my tl

chat what is the likelihood that i can finish an essay due this evening that is half finished before 2pm

Saw this on the birdsite and I cannot determine what it's about so I'm going to assume it's about adding downforce to your breasts to keep them from flying off the track do not correct me

wait the tl is called the skyline that’s so cute😭😭😭😭

new merch is phil’s favourite yet

why is he yellow in this have i accidentally made dan a simpson

Phil Lester has announced his pregnancy! Congrats!

i look for this top every day second hand

this app feels fake i’m tempted to give you all my phone number and d.o.b 😭

i don’t like that i can’t save my drafts on here

Being on here at the moment is like a huge party where people you know and like keep turning up

expect me to change my pfp abt 10x a day i am indecisive

yet another shitposting app this is terrible for my productivity

i wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is see dan and phil post on bluesky

we’re having a staring contest

i can’t believe how quickly this app has dissolved into insanity this is like dnptwt condensed into like 300 people

dan is going to open this app and instantly delete his profile

fuck it, starting a rumour that the phouse is a set

since no one is on this app is this a safe space to admit that when i was really little when i watched pinof 1 i did actually think phil lived in the shining hotel 😭

i am so intimidated by twitter if this app doesn’t flop this may change the game

you can’t save drafts on here?

what do you call a hit tweet on bluesky

everyone who downloaded this app bc of that one tweet when dnp don’t actually post here

guys it’s 1.30am how do i make myself tired this is getting bad

just supporting a small youtuber! he’s a little gay but i think he will go far

how in the hell do i use this app